“Nope,” he said, grinning happily. “In the Air Tonight” was weaving its way out of the speakers.
I refused to comment further. Once Brad was wired, I checked his computer for the millionth time to see if Vanderbrick had followed through. He’d been surprised to hear from me again, even more surprised when I explained that I thought Glokkmann’s daughter had murdered Webber and then her mother. I promised to share all the details if he’d helped me. He said it wouldn’t be easy, but he’d try his best. He still hadn’t fulfilled his end of the bargain, though.
Brad offered to sing a love song for me to pass the time. When I declined, he asked if I’d like to play his skin flute. I also took a pass on that. And Vanderbrick still hadn’t come through. If he didn’t or couldn’t stick to his word, this plan was sunk and Kenya would walk away from two murders. The clock told me she’d be here in less than fifteen minutes, and still nothing.
“Maybe you should restart the computer. It’s pretty old.”
I took Brad’s advice for the first and last time and was almost disappointed that it worked. Vanderbrick had written and posted the article just like he’d said he would, with only five minutes until Kenya’s ETA. Leaving the screen up and sequestering myself into the closet off the living room, I realized I felt sorry for both of today’s main actors. There was Brad, who kept his house clean but had so thoroughly bought into his own myth that he couldn’t be a decent person for more than thirty seconds in a row, and Kenya, who had apparently suffered so much when she was just a toddler or at the hands of her verbally vicious mother that she’d matured into a killer.
I pushed those thoughts away and settled back just in time, leaving a slight crack in the door. The doorbell rang, a pleasant inhale-exhale of a chime. Brad flipped up his collar and tossed thumbs up back at me.
“Stop it,” I hissed. “Remember, I’m not here.”
He sang a couple bars of “Easy Lover” before opening the door. I couldn’t believe he was still thinking he’d see some action. If I was right, Kenya was as balanced as a corporate checkbook, and Brad was putting himself in deep danger by inviting her here.
“Baby!” That’s all Brad had time to say before Kenya jumped in the air and wrapped her legs around him, kissing his face like a honey bear and stroking the arms of his pastel blazer.
I leaned back from the crack in the door, my eye burning. Was I willing to listen to Brad and Kenya going at it in the off chance that she’d confess at some point? That’s when an icy reminder pushed my face back to the crack. If she kept stroking his body like she was trying to shine her silver, she’d find the sleek voice recorder taped between his shoulder blades. He must have remembered the same thing, because he pulled her away from him and tossed her on the couch, out of my line of sight.
“What’s wrong?” She asked. I could tell from the high tone of her voice that she was worked up.
“Nothing, sweetcakes! I just like a little anticipation.” I caught a glimpse of him striding toward the computer.
“That’s not what you said when you invited me here. You said you were going to make love to me. That’s why I came. I missed you, Brad.” She lunged off the couch and also passed across my line of sight.
“I’ve missed you too, baby, I really have, and I want to make this special. Can I get you some wine?”
She giggled and then bounced back past the couch and into the kitchen. Brad followed. I heard the clinking of glasses and the throaty, insider laughter of two people dancing the pre-sex polka. It was driving me crazy, not hearing what they were saying, and I wanted to crack the door wider to improve my amplification. But I didn’t, fortunately, as they returned to the sofa moments later.
I heard the squeak of couch springs and the rustle of clothing. “I’ve been worried about you, baby.”
“You’ve got a big heart.” I sensed she was reaching for a part of him that definitely wasn’t his heart, though it probably had a comparable blood supply.
“That can wait. I wanna talk first.”
My heart was thumping so loudly it echoed off the walls of the closet. This was the moment. This segue is exactly what we’d talked about. He’d been certain she’d show up raring for action. The plan was that he’d lead her on and prime her with wine. When her guard was down he’d spill about the blog entry he’d “found.” What happened next relied completely on his ability to convince her that he regularly followed
“I’ve got something much more fun that I want to do with my mouth.” I heard the jangle of wine glasses being set down and the wet friction of kissing followed by the crisp whip of a zipper being opened.
“I wanna talk now,” Brad said, his voice husky. He stood and positioned himself in my line of sight, his side to me. Kenya followed, leaning against his shoulder, her face toward me. Her gaze was so intense that I was certain she could see me. He pulled up his zipper.
And that’s when I saw it. It was a switch, an audible click, an eerie shift as clear as white against black. Her face, next to his ear, had gone psychoceramic. “You didn’t want to talk when I was calling you every day,” she rasped dangerously.
Brad was oblivious to Kenya’s unhinging. “That was then, this is now, baby. I’ve got something I have to tell you. You know that guy who was murdered here last week? I was reading his blog. You know, curious who he was since he was killed just up the road. Anyway, he posted something the night he was murdered, and I think you wanna see it.”
Brad disappeared from my sight and must have strolled toward his computer. He didn’t see the black-ice stare Kenya gave his back, but I did, and it made my stomach gurgle. She wasn’t all there anymore. Some bedrock part of her had fled. I wanted to stand, to stop what I knew was unfolding, but it was like I was watching a distant play.
“It’s about you.” Brad kept his voice surprised and sincere. “He wrote that you asked him to meet in his friend’s empty room that Saturday night but weren’t there when he showed up. You were going to give him some information about your mom that would ruin her. But you didn’t show when you said you would, so he went back to his room to type up his blog post. The last thing he wrote was that you had called and he was going to meet you in room 19 for sure this time.”
We were winging this last part. When I’d crossed paths with Webber on the motel stairs last Saturday, he’d been agitated. I had an inkling that was because Kenya had originally stood him up. If true, it was a detail that only she and Webber would have known, and it would have to be enough to convince her that the blog post Vanderbrick had just posted on Webber’s site was genuine.
“I know you met him there later, and you killed him, and I’m glad you did, baby. He was a prick. An absolute prick.”
All the air in the room grew heavy and dropped to the ground, making it difficult to breathe. I was sure Brad had overplayed his hand. Kenya was as still as rock, her eyes black and wide, her mouth a stiff red slash across her face. She was either going to laugh in his face or slice it off and eat his nose with a dessert fork. “He wasn’t. He wasn’t a bad man at all.”
“What?” Her voice was soft, and Brad, who I could hear still fooling with his computer, didn’t hear her the first time.
“I was just going to tell him how he was right, and my mom was an alcoholic, and she did take bribes. I had the evidence, and I could have just handed it to him. But she would have squirmed her way out of that. She walked away clean from everything. And so he died. Hammy helped me.” She laughed, and it sounded like wind through a skull.
“Hammy?”
She reached onto the table behind her for her purse, and then a puzzled look crossed her face, quickly replaced by a serene smile. “He’s my gerbil. He’s not here.”
“He helped you to suffocate Webber? That’s what I don’t get. I don’t get how a little thing like you could kill a guy.” Brad was talking fast, and I could tell he was beginning to feel anxious.
“I gave him one of my mom’s sleeping pills, all crushed up in wine. It made him slow. When his back was to me, I hit him with a hotel chair. That didn’t kill him, so I took the bag out of the bathroom garbage and tied it around his neck. Shooting the Queen was even easier.”
Brad’s voice shook. “Well, it’s done, and that’s what’s important.” Not as important as me spending the extra $1.23 on the 90-minute tape, apparently, because that’s when it ran out. The record button popped out as loudly as a firecracker.
Kenya jumped, startled. “What was that?”
Brad attempted a clicking sound in his throat. “Beatboxing. A new thing for the band. You like?” He continued
