The Big Front Yard
by Clifford D. Simak
Hiram Taine came awake and sat up in his bed.
Towser was barking and scratching at the floor.
“Shut up,” Taine told the dog.
Towser cocked quizzical ears at him and then resumed the barking and scratching at the floor.
Taine rubbed his eyes. He ran a hand through his rat’s-nest head of hair. He considered lying down again and pulling up the covers.
But not with Towser barking.
“What’s the matter with you, anyhow?” he asked Towser, with not a little wrath.
“If you want out,” said Taine, “all you got to do is open the screen door. You know how it is done. You do it all the time.”
Towser quit his barking and sat down heavily, watching his master getting out of bed.
Taine put on his shirt and pulled on his trousers, but didn’t bother with his shoes.
Towser ambled over to a corner, put his nose down to the baseboard and snuffled moistly.
“You got a mouse?” asked Taine.
“I can’t ever remember you making such a row about a mouse,” Taine said, slightly puzzled. “You must be off your rocker.”
It was a beautiful summer morning. Sunlight was pouring through the open window.
Good day for fishing, Taine told himself, then remembered that there’d be no fishing, for he had to go out and look up that old four-poster maple bed that he had heard about up Woodman way. More than likely, he thought, they’d want twice as much as it was worth. It was getting so, he told himself, that a man couldn’t make an honest dollar. Everyone was getting smart about antiques.
He got up off the bed and headed for the living room.
“Come on,” he said to Towser.
Towser came along, pausing now and then to snuffle into corners and to whuffle at the floor.
“You got it bad,” said Taine.
Maybe it’s a rat, he thought. The house was getting old.
He opened the screen door and Towser went outside.
“Leave that woodchuck be today,” Taine advised him. “It’s a losing battle. You’ll never dig him out.”
Towser went around the corner of the house.
Taine noticed that something had happened to the sign that hung on the post beside the driveway. One of the chains had become unhooked and the sign was dangling.
He padded out across the driveway slab and the grass, still wet with dew, to fix the sign. There was nothing wrong with it—just the unhooked chain. Might have been the wind, he thought, or some passing urchin. Although probably not an urchin. He got along with kids. They never bothered him, like they did some others in the village. Banker Stevens, for example. They were always pestering Stevens.
He stood back a way to be sure the sign was straight.
It read, in big letters:
And under that, in smaller lettering:
And under that:
Maybe, he told himself, he’d ought to have two signs, one for his fix-it shop and one for antiques and trading. Some day, when he had the time, he thought, he’d paint a couple of new ones. One for each side of the driveway. It would look neat that way.
He turned around and looked across the road at Turner’s Woods. It was a pretty sight, he thought. A sizable piece of woods like that right at the edge of town. It was a place for birds and rabbits and woodchucks and squirrels and it was full of forts built through generations by the boys of Willow Bend.
Some day, of course, some smart operator would buy it up and start a housing development or something equally objectionable and when that happened a big slice of his own boyhood would be cut out of his life.
Towser came around the corner of the house. He was sidling along, sniffing at the lowest row of siding and his ears were cocked with interest.
“That dog is nuts,” said Taine and went inside.
He went into the kitchen, his bare feet slapping on the floor.
He filled the teakettle, set it on the stove and turned the burner on underneath the kettle.
He turned on the radio, forgetting that it was out of kilter.
When it didn’t make a sound, he remembered and, disgusted, snapped it off. That was the way it went, he thought. He fixed other people’s stuff, but never got around to fixing any of his own.
He went into the bedroom and put on his shoes. He threw the bed together.
Back in the kitchen the stove had failed to work again. The burner beneath the kettle was cold.
Taine hauled off and kicked the stove. He lifted the kettle and held his palm above the burner. In a few seconds he could detect some heat.
“Worked again,” he told himself.
Some day, he knew, kicking the stove would fail to work. When that happened, he’d have to get to work on it. Probably wasn’t more than a loose connection.
He put the kettle back onto the stove.
There was a clatter out in front and Taine went out to see what was going on.
Beasly, the Hortons’ yardboy-chauffeur-gardener, et cetera, was backing a rickety old track up the driveway. Beside him sat Abbie Horton, the wife of H. Henry Horton, the village’s most important citizen. In the back of the truck, lashed on with ropes and half-protected by a garish red and purple quilt, stood a mammoth television set. Taine recognized it from of old. It was a good ten years out of date and still, by any standard, it was the most expensive set ever to grace any home in Willow Bend.
Abbie hopped out of the truck. She was an energetic, bustling, bossy woman.
“Good morning, Hiram,” she said, “can you fix this set again?”
“Never saw anything that I couldn’t fix,” said Taine, but nevertheless he eyed the set with something like dismay. It was not the first time he had tangled with it and he knew what was ahead.
“It might cost you more than it’s worth,” he warned her. “What you really need is a new one. This set is getting old and—”
“That’s just what Henry said,” Abbie told him, tartly. “Henry wants to get one of the color sets. But I won’t part with this one. It’s not just TV, you know. It’s a combination with radio and a record player and the wood and style are just right for the other furniture, and, besides—”
“Yes, I know,” said Taine, who’d heard it all before.
Poor old Henry, he thought. What a life the man must lead. Up at that computer plant all day long, shooting off his face and bossing everyone, then coming home to a life of petty tyranny.
