said.
“A dime?” Bobby said. “Are you kidding? This is worth at least fifty cents.”
“Fifty cents?” his pal with the gun said.
“It’s worth at least a buck. My dad knows a junk parts place where they buy stuff like this.”
Before the price went any higher, I gave them a dollar and took the V8 insignia.
“Now if you only had the rest of the car to go with it,” Judge Whitney said. Then: “What’s going on?”
I told her.
“Take me inside, McCain.”
“You don’t want to go in there, Judge.”
“And why not?”
“Cliffie’s in there.”
“Oh.”
About the only time they ever saw each other was in her courtroom, when he had to testify against a defendant. Even then they rarely looked at each other and seldom spoke directly.
“I still want to go in.”
“You sure?”
“I said so, didn’t I?”
We went in a side door.
Cliffie stood in the center of the garage, talking to one of his deputies. Snakeskin boots. A Bowie knife hanging from a scabbard on his belt. A white Stetson hat that would have done John Wayne proud. But the critical part of the image were the eyes. For all his silliness, he was a dangerous man. He’d killed five men in the six years of being chief of police. Not one of them was armed. Most grand juries would take issue with such behavior. But when at least half that grand jury is beholden to your father for their jobs, charges are rarely brought.
He saw her then and she saw him.
It was a Saturday-afn Western movie showdown, good versus evil.
True, the Judge is arrogant and a snob, and a pain in the ass, and pretentious about her Eastern roots. And yet she’s generally fair in the way she dispatches justice. She’s an intelligent jurist and a true believer in the Constitution, if that doesn’t sound a mite corny in these cynical times.
The Sykeses came here in the last big migration from the Ozarks, which was just after World War One. They ran liquor during prohibition and a variety of black-market items during World War Two. But by a fluke Cliff Sykes, Sr., got a government contract in to help build training airstrips and barracks for the Army Air Corps, and it made him a millionaire many times over. He was soon building them all over the Midwest. In the process he bought himself the town of Black River Falls. The Judge stayed in office-she was appointed by a state panel that not even Sykes could buy off-but all the appointments she’d made during the Whitney tenure were long gone. The Sykeses ran everything.
Now they faced off.
“He looks dumber than I remembered,” the Judge whispered.
Then Cliffie surprised us not only by walking over but by doffing his Stetson and sort of bowing from the hip.
“Judge Whitney,” he said. “This is a true pleasure.”
“I’d like to offer the services of my own investigator,” she said.
He was stunned by her abruptness. So was I.
Then he got mad. And then he gave us a grin a lizard would envy. “You have reference to young McCain here?”
“I do indeed. He’s a lawyer recognized by the bar and he’s also a licensed private investigator who has a passion for modern crime-solving techniques.”
“Well, does he now?” The lizard smiled again. “And here I thought he had a passion for that young secretary of yours, Miss Forrest.”
“Very funny, Cliffie,” I said.
“What’d I’d tell you about calling me that, mister?” he snapped.
“I guess I don’t remember,” I said.
The Judge said, “The point is, Chief, it doesn’t look good for our town to have murders go unsolved. Everybody who can should pitch in.
That’s why I’m offering you McCain here.”
He wouldn’t say yes. But he couldn’t say no. Because he’d look uncooperative. And he was learning that part of his job was public relations.
He no longer beat men in their cells, because that was bad press. Now he took them into the woods, and when they came back he talked about how they’d tried to escape. Cliffie and his father had somehow managed to buy their way into the country club -the last bastion of the Whitneys-and certain amenities were expected of them. No more blowing their noses on the tablecloths.
“I certainly appreciate the offer,
Judge. And I certainly will take it under consideration.”
The three of us looked up at the man walking quickly toward us, the Judge’s number-one nemesis in court. Pure preppy: early thirties, brush-cut blond hair, Brooks Brothers gray three-piece, button-down pink shirt, black tie, graduate of Harvard Law. At one time his parents and the Whitneys had been best friends here in the valley, the only people the Whitneys considered even marginally civilized.
Then they’d had a falling out over a business transaction. This had been about the time the Sykes clan had assumed command. The Squires family, no doubt holding their noses, had thrown in with the Sykeses. This was the youngest Squires, David, husband of the dead woman in the trunk of the Edsel. He wore dark glasses and looked like an assassin.
“Aw, David, I’m sure sorry about this,” Cliffie said.
“What the hell are they doing here?”
He meant us.
“Just talking, I guess.”
“Well, I don’t want them here.”
Much as he was no doubt enjoying himself, even Cliffie had to wonder about a lawyer who would draw down on a judge he frequently appeared before.
“Get them out of here, Cliff. Now.”
“Yessir, David.” To us: “I guess I have to ask you folks to leave.”
Squires was already walking over to the car where two of our town’s finest were pawing all over everything without first dusting for fingerprints.
Cliffie doffed his hat again and started to turn away. Then he turned back to us. “Oh, McCain, I seen you outside with that busted taillight stuff. We’ll take care of that.
Now I’d better see to Mr. Keys.”
After I got one of the mechanics to put on my spare, I walked the Judge back to the courthouse.
It was so warm it was hard to imagine that jack-o’-lanterns were only a month away, the smell of fresh- carved pumpkin in the kitchen and scarecrows ready to stalk the twilight land, crows on their ragged shoulders and eerie bogeyman gleams in the vacancy of their eyes. That’s why I always kept a Ray Bradbury paperback near my bed. It’s fun to be scared that way.
When we got to the courthouse I remembered an article I’d recently read in The Iowan about an 1851 trial held in the original version of this Greek-revival building. Seems Black River Falls had been visited by a gang of outlaws on the run from Missouri. They took a liking to the place and stayed for a week or so. They drank, they gambled, they fought. They were in and out of jail.
During a card game, a hayseed of eighteen accused the gang, rightly, of cheating. The leader of the gang shot and killed him. All who had seen it insisted that the boy had lunged at the outlaw. The judge said it would be hard to indict the gang leader, even though the boy had been unarmed. Two nights later, the boy’s seventeen- year-old sister confronted the gang leader and shot him dead.
A trial was held; there was a hung jury. The judge said the girl committed murder, and to be true to the law you have to convict her; the jurors reluctantly did so. But that night the judge himself appeared at the rear of the
