Neverisms
A QUOTATION LOVER’S GUIDE TO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER DO, NEVER SAY, OR NEVER FORGET
Dr. Mardy Grothe
Dedication
Contents
One
Never Go to a Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died
Two
Never Let a Crisis Go to Waste
Three
Never Give Advice Unless Asked
Four
Never Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Do Today
Five
Never Underestimate the Power of a Woman: And a Lot of Other Things as Well
Six
Never Trust a Computer You Can’t Lift
Seven
Never Give In. Never, Never, Never, Never!
Eight
Never Persist in Trying to Set People Right
Nine
Never Approach a Woman from Behind
Ten
Never Change Diapers in Mid-Stream
Eleven
Never Mention a No-Hitter While It’s in Progress
Twelve
Never Get Caught in Bed with a Live Man or a Dead Woman
Thirteen
Never Coddle a Malcontent
Fourteen
Never Have Your Dog Stuffed
Fifteen
Never Judge a Book by Its Movie
