In a little corner, guarded
By Policeman Twenty-eight,
Stands a crowd, all eyes and elbows,
Seeing butter butter-plate
II.
“‘Tis not ‘butter faded flower’
That the people throng to see,
Butter crowd comes every hour,
Nothing butter crowd we see.
Butter little pushing brings us
Where we find, to our surprise,
That within the crowded corner
Butter dreaming woman lies.
III.
“Though she lies, she don’t deceive us,
As it might at first be thought;
This fair maid is made of butter,
On a kitchen-table wrought.
Nothing butter butter-paddle,
Sticks and straws were used to bring
Out of just nine pounds of butter
Butter fascinating thing.
IV.
“Butter maid or made of butter,
She is butter wonder rare;
Butter sweet eyes closed in slumber,
Butter soft and yellow hair,
Were the work of butter woman
Just two thousand miles away;
Butter fortune’s in the features
That she made in butter stay.
V.
“Maid of all work, maid of honor,
Whatsoever she may be,
She is butter wondrous worker,
As the crowd can plainly see.
And ‘tis butter woman shows us
What with butter can be done,
Nothing butter hands producing
Something new beneath the sun.
VI.
“Butter line we add in closing,
Which none butter could refuse:
May her work be butter pleasure,
Nothing butter butter use;
May she never need for butter,
Though she’ll often knead for bread,
And may every churning bring her
Butter blessing on her head.”
The second and last example is much more common in its form, but is just as good as most of the verses of this style in Parton’s “Humorous Poetry.” I don’t pretend that it is remarkable, but it is equally worthy of presentation with many efforts of this sort from men with a reputation for wit.
THE VEGETABLE GIRL.
BY MAY TAYLOR.
Behind a market-stall installed,
I mark it every day,
Stands at her stand the fairest girl
I’ve met within the bay;
Her two lips are of cherry red,
Her hands a pretty pair,
