place, in anticipation of Mrs. Bell's entry, he had twisted his face into a forbidding scowl, and it was no slight matter to change this on the spur of the moment into a pleasant smile. Finally, a man who has been sitting for half an hour in front of a sheet of paper bearing the words: 'The Adventure of the Wand of Death,' and trying to decide what a wand of death might be, has not his mind under proper control.
The net result of these things was that, for perhaps half a minute, Ashe behaved absurdly. He goggled and he yammered. An alienist, had one been present, would have made up his mind about him without further investigation. For an appreciable time he did not think of rising from his seat. When he did, the combined leap and twist he executed practically amounted to a Larsen Exercise.
Nor was the girl unembarrassed. If Ashe had been calmer he would have observed on her cheek the flush which told that she, too, was finding the situation trying. But, woman being ever better equipped with poise than man, it was she who spoke first.
'I'm afraid I'm disturbing you.'
'No, no!' said Ashe. 'Oh, no; not at all--not at all! No. Oh, no--not at all--no!' And would have continued to play on the theme indefinitely had not the girl spoken again.
'I wanted to apologize,' she said, 'for my abominable rudeness in laughing at you just now. It was idiotic of me and I don't know why I did it. I'm sorry.'
Science, with a thousand triumphs to her credit, has not yet succeeded in discovering the correct reply for a young man to make who finds himself in the appalling position of being apologized to by a pretty girl. If he says nothing he seems sullen and unforgiving. If he says anything he makes a fool of himself. Ashe, hesitating between these two courses, suddenly caught sight of the sheet of paper over which he had been poring so long.
'What is a wand of death?' he asked.
'I beg your pardon?'
'A wand of death?'
'I don't understand.'
The delirium of the conversation was too much for Ashe. He burst out laughing. A moment later the girl did the same. And simultaneously embarrassment ceased to be.
'I suppose you think I'm mad?' said Ashe.
'Certainly,' said the girl.
'Well, I should have been if you hadn't come in.'
'Why was that?'
'I was trying to write a detective story.'
'I was wondering whether you were a writer.'
'Do you write?'
'Yes. Do you ever read Home Gossip?'
'Never!'
'You are quite right to speak in that thankful tone. It's a horrid little paper--all brown-paper patterns and advice to the lovelorn and puzzles. I do a short story for it every week, under various names. A duke or an earl goes with each story. I loathe it intensely.'
'I am sorry for your troubles,' said Ashe firmly; 'but we are wandering from the point. What is a wand of death?'
'A wand of death?'
'A wand of death.'
The girl frowned reflectively.
'Why, of course; it's the sacred ebony stick stolen from the Indian temple, which is supposed to bring death to whoever possesses it. The hero gets hold of it, and the priests dog him and send him threatening messages. What else could it be?'
Ashe could not restrain his admiration.
'This is genius!'
'Oh, no!'
'Absolute genius. I see it all. The hero calls in Gridley Quayle, and that patronizing ass, by the aid of a series of wicked coincidences, solves the mystery; and there am I, with another month's work done.'
She looked at him with interest.
'Are you the author of Gridley Quayle?'
'Don't tell me you read him!'
'I do not read him! But he is published by the same firm that publishes Home Gossip, and I can't help seeing his cover sometimes while I am waiting in the waiting room to see the editress.'
Ashe felt like one who meets a boyhood's chum on a desert island. Here was a real bond between them.
'Does the Mammoth publish you, too? Why, we are comrades in misfortune fellow serfs! We should be friends. Shall we be friends?'
'I should be delighted.'
'Shall we shake hands, sit down, and talk about ourselves a little?'
