“He was there when I arrived,' Mel said. 'Do you know him?'

“He's the boys' new soccer coach. We met him at the practice later in the afternoon,' Shelley said. 'But he's a handsome man. I think we would have noticed him if he'd been at the deli when we were.' At his questioning look, Shelley smiled and added, 'Just because I'm married doesn't mean I'm blind, does it?'

“What about Rhonda Stonecipher, the deceased's wife?'

“I know her, but I didn't see her there,' Shelley said. 'Was she?”

Mel nodded. 'What's she like?”

Jane answered. 'Middle-aged, tummy-tucked, beauty-shopped, nail-saloned. And stingy as hell. I was on a committee with her once — to raise money to replace the playground equipment at the park. She insisted that we have our first meeting at a very expensive restaurant. Everybody thought it was nice of her to treat us to lunch, but then we found that we not only had to pay for our own lunches, we had to pay for hers, too, because she 'forgot' her credit card. Nobody believed it, but then she got us a second time. After one of the meetings we all went out for dessert and suddenly she had to leave only seconds before the bill came.'

“Sounds like a match made in heaven,' Mel said.

“Not really,' Shelley put in. 'Rhonda stiffed me for a lunch once, too, but she's so pleasant about it. She's one of those people who make you feel like you're her best friend when you're talking to her. Very chirpy and cheerful and chummy.”

Jane nodded. 'That's true. And with the park thing, she was a good worker. She had some great ideas and managed to extract a lot of money from people. I guess practice makes perfect.'

“I don't suppose there's any hope that you two could tell me exactly when you saw any of the people you did see?' Mel asked.

“None at all,' Jane replied. 'We were there for the food, not as witnesses.”

Jane couldn't get to sleep that night. Mike was still out, and she kept listening for him to come home, while telling herself she was being obsessive. In a few months he'd be away at college and she'd never know what time he was coming in. But, as her own mother had frequently told her, 'Motherhood is an incurable disease.' She reminded herself she had no reason to worry about Mike. Of all her children — of all the children she knew well, in fact — he was the most sensible and responsible. A smart aleck, of course, but sensible just the same. While Katie and Todd threw fits about her rules and restrictions, Mike never had. He just made fun of her.

“Oh, yeah, Mom,' he'd said cheerfully when she set his curfew at eleven a few years ago, 'I forgot that the knife-wielding mass murderers all have their alarms set for eleven.' Laughing in spite of herself, she'd backed off and settled for eleven-thirty.

She knew he wasn't out drinking, or driving like a loony, or letting anyone else drive his new truck. But she still worried. She knew it was partly because of the death at the deli, but on reflection she knew both Mel and Shelley were right. And she was oddly comforted by learning that both Stonecipher's wife and his partner had been there, too. Surely the reason for his death had something to do with his life. And nothing whatsoever to do with Mike or anybody else.

She finally fell into a light sleep, but woke again soon. There was an odd noise somewhere. Staggering to the bathroom, she realized the plumbing was making that sound that meant water was running somewhere. But she hadn't left the dishwasher or yard sprinkler running, so what was it? Dear God, what if the antique water heater had finally crumbled. How did a person find a plumber, much less afford one in the middle of the night!

She threw on her robe and hurried down the stairs, but as she passed through the kitchen, she heard a noise in the driveway. Thank God.

Mike was home. Men, even young ones, had some built-in genetic affinity with pipes. She glanced out the kitchen window and found herself tearing up again. Mike was home, all right. And she'd remember what she was seeing now every time she made a car payment.

It was one in the morning and he was washing his new truck as tenderly as a mother washes a newborn.

5

Jane got up early, took her coffee outside, and sat on the patio. Her cats, Max and Meow, assumed, erroneously, that this activity was going to have something to do with food for them, and followed her, stropping themselves against her legs. 'You were just fed!' she reminded them. Willard wanted to go bark aimlessly and she wouldn't let him, so he settled next to her and mumbled to himself about every bird and squirrel he saw. A few minutes later Todd stumbled out to sit with her. Not being a teenager quite yet, he hadn't adopted the belief that summers were for sleeping till noon and staying up all night.

Fortunately, he wasn't gabby in the morning, so they sat in companionable silence, Jane with her coffee, Todd with a glass of milk. Todd petted Willard with his foot, and the big dog rolled over, waving his saucer-sized feet in the air and groaning happily.

Mike joined them shortly. He looked tired, but happy. 'I'm going to go get my cap and gown and come back to sleep until I have to go to work at eleven,' he said.

“About your job—' Jane began.

“Todd, Willard needs a few Frisbee tosses before I go,' Mike said. 'You know where it is?”

Todd got up and went back in the house and Mike sat down. 'Look, Mom, I know everything you're going to say. Somebody got killed at the deli—'

“You knew that?'

“It's what everybody's saying. Mel and a couple other cops are talking to everyone who was there and that doesn't happen for an accident. Anyway, you don't think it's safe. But, Mom, I can't quit. Mr. Baker's counting on me to do the deliveries. His wife's in the hospital and Mrs. Axton has to do double work to help with the cooking, which she's not very good at, and the cleaning up, and I can't leave them in a lurch like that. But I'll make you a deal. I'll only go inside to pick up stuff to deliver. If it's not ready, I'll wait outside. I really should be helping in the kitchen and stuff, but I won't if it'll keep you off my back about it.'

“That's a deal,' Jane agreed, knowing he'd keep his end of the bargain and vowing that she would, too.

Todd came back with the Frisbee and Mike flung it for the dog a couple times before he left. 'So what's up for the day, Todd, old thing?' Jane asked.

“Taking my Legos over to Elliot's. He's got a book of things you can build and there's this neat spaceship, but he doesn't have enough pieces.'

“But if you mix them up, how will you know which ones are yours?' Jane asked, wishing the answer would be that he was giving all of his to Elliot. As much as she'd invested in them, it would be an unbelievable luxury to know she'd never step on one of them in the dark in bare feet again.

“Oh, we'll remember,' he said, dashing her hopes.

“Promise me you'll take them away with you when you go to college,' she said wanly.

“Yeah, sure,' he said, rolling his eyes.

Jane went inside and tried to wake Katie, without any luck. By the time she'd showered and dressed, Katie was still asleep. 'Get her, Willard,' Jane said.

Willard didn't know many tricks, but he loved this command. It meant he had permission to leap on a bed. He did so now, giving Katie a sloppy lick.

Katie shrieked, thrashed around, and burrowed under the covers. 'Mom! Get him off me. That's disgusting!'

“Katie, it's eight-fifteen. You have to be at bible school before nine.'

“That's centuries away!' came the muffled reply.

“Five more minutes. That's all. C'mon, Willard.”

By the time Jane had run a brush through her hair, contemplated and rejected the idea of a new perm, and slapped on a minimum of makeup, she could hear Katie crashing around, so she went back outside. Shelley called invisibly from some window of her house. 'Going to be there a while?”

Jane looked at her watch and called back, 'Seventeen minutes.”

Shelley appeared through the garage door a moment later. 'Jane, maybe I shouldn't tell you this, but your youngest child appears to be running away from home. He's trudging down the street with a suitcase.'

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