Dorita left.
The image of her legs lingered.
2.
My back hurt. My head hurt. I worried about these pains. What did they mean? Was I ill? Was it cancer? Cancer of the lower back? Hadn’t heard of it. That didn’t mean it didn’t exist, of course. I made a mental note to look it up.
Why wait? I googled it. God bless modern technology. ‘Lower back pain, cancer.’ Several hundred hits turned up. Alarming. I opened the first. ‘Cancer is a rare cause of low back pain,’ I read.
I relaxed.
‘But not unknown.’
I flinched.
‘When cancer does occur in the lower back, it usually has spread from the prostate, lungs or kidneys.’
Jesus, I thought, I’m a dead man.
I called in Judy. Told her to make an appointment with Dr. Altmeier.
Five minutes later she buzzed me.
Next Monday at one, she said.
The pain went away.
Tomorrow I’d tell her to cancel the appointment.
I turned to the deposition of Lawrence Wells. The transcript lay unopened on my desk. It had been there for days. I resented it. It sat accusing me. Read me! it shouted, you irresponsible lout! The hearing’s in two days! You’ve got to prepare a cross examination, fat man!
I wasn’t fat, actually. A little rounded at the edges, perhaps. But the transcript liked the sound of it: fat man!
Well, I thought, I guess I’ve procrastinated enough. I picked up the transcript. I set my chair to optimum lean. I adjusted the lumbar support. I dove in.
Halfway through the first page, my mind began to wander. I thought about last week’s oral argument before the Court of Appeals. Just as I was reliving my brilliant riposte to a particularly sticky question posed by the Chief Justice, my computer beeped three times.
Reverie interrupted. E-mails. All from Warwick. Damn.
I’d missed another meeting, it seemed.
Warwick loved meetings. Endless meetings packed to bursting with trivia. Secretarial evaluations. The need for new coffee machines. The latest seminars for junior associates. A new committee on office decoration.
With a heavy heart and a trembling hand – trembling not from trepidation, mind you, but from lack of sleep and excessive beverage consumption – I dialed Warwick’s extension. While the phone rang I rehearsed my tale of incapacitating illness. Lower back pain. Of course. That would do the trick. Hell, it was almost true.
Mr. Warwick’s office, chirped his terminally cheerful assistant, Cherise.
Hi, Cherise, I said.
Hello, Mr. Redman! she fairly screamed. I’ll see if he’s in!
A curious exercise, that. In light of the fact that her desk sat immediately outside his office door, one would think she’d be aware if he was in.
After a suitably pompous interval, Warwick’s voice arrived on the line.
Redman, it said. Come to my office at once.
I composed myself. Rubbed some color into my face. I’d forgotten to shave. Fortunately, I’m blessed with the facial hair of a blond adolescent, so it wasn’t obvious.
Warwick was sitting ramrod straight in his chair, chewing on an unlit cigar. Doing his best General Patton. I pulled back the visitor’s chair a foot or two. I knew that in my condition a mere whiff of chewed cigar and cloying cologne would make me gag.
Well, he said.
Well, I responded, my wit taking wing.
You’re not looking well.
I’m not well, I said. Lower back. I had to cancel the Lockwood deposition yesterday.
Indeed? he responded, with a skeptical raise of the eyebrow. Well.
I maintained a discreet silence. No point in pushing the issue. God knew what his spies had told him.
We’ve got a problem, he said.
Yes, we do, I thought but didn’t say. His notion of what the problem might be was highly unlikely to agree with mine.
We had a meeting of the Executive Committee last night.
He paused. I waited.
Revenues are down, he said, giving me a Look.
He was concerned, the Look told me, that I had been insufficiently attentive to the problem of declining revenues.
So I understand, I said, trying to fill the conversational space. But it’s a cyclical business. Things will pick up soon.
It’s a cyclical business, he repeated, with a small impatient shrug. Yes. But we have obligations to the firm.
Yes, I said. Of course we do.
And we can’t permit these fluctuations to get out of hand. Everyone here depends on that. We can’t have big peaks and valleys.
I would think the peaks are okay, I said with an innocent smile.
Valleys aren’t, he said grimly. So we have to smooth out the valleys. And when downtrends occur, the Committee must act. That’s our fiduciary responsibility. To the partners. To the firm.
I was waiting to hear what all this had to do with me.
In ’98, when things were going bad, we managed to find Gibson. To fill the gap. His billings were a boon to the firm.
Yes. I recall.
This year, there’s no Gibson on the horizon.
That’s too bad, I commiserated.
Yes, it is. So we need to take other measures.
I see.
We’ve drawn up a list.
A list.
A probation list.
Ah.
Yes. Now, Redman, I don’t want you to take this personally. We go back a long way. And we all appreciate your abilities. You’re a terrific trial lawyer. But that’s only one part of being a successful partner. We expect everybody to carry their weight around here. And you do have to admit that you don’t bring in the kind of business that your talents would indicate you should.
My gut clenched. Something with small sharp teeth was chewing on my gall bladder.
So we’ve put you on the list.
Warwick pushed out his chest. Gave me an imperious look.
He seemed to be expecting a response.
What was I supposed to say, exactly? ‘Thank you, oh wise one, for tripling my psychiatrist bills and giving me less income to pay them with’?
What exactly does that mean? I managed to croak.
We’re not asking you to leave, he said. But we’re going to ask you to prove yourself. Over the next six months
