The Galactic Gourmet

“The patient,” said Prilicla, “is feeling increasing distress.”

I can see that for myself, Gurronsevas thought. But why was it distressed? Had it suffered undiagnosed head injuries and was no longer rational? Or was it simply behaving like a Wem?

Quickly, he said, “Very well, Creethar, I promise. But there is another possibility. Suppose I were to gather edible vegetation from your valley, and show it to you before and during every stage of its preparation and cooking. I will not promise to serve it up in the way that you remember, but I am sure that you will approve of the results. I will not even use the heating system of the food dispenser for cooking, since you might fear contamination, but will personally gather your own natural combustibles and kindle a cooking fire on the deck beside you where you can watch me at work. What do you say now, Creethar? I foresee no difficulty in meeting all of your objections.”

“I am very hungry,” said Creethar again.

“And you, friend Gurronsevas,” said Prilicla warningly, “are being very optimistic.”

CHAPTER 31

Naydrad, with the characteristic Charge Nurse’s concern for the proper ordering and cleanliness of its medical empire, objected strongly to fires being lit on its aseptically clean casualty deck and wood smoke polluting the atmosphere. Pathologist Murchison said that it was bad enough to be forced back into the medical dark ages of treatment by herbs and poultices without being asked to become smoke-filled-cave dwellers. Doctor Danalta, who could adapt to any environment capable of harboring life, remained aloof but disapproving, and Senior Physician Prilicla tried to keep the peace and reduce the unpleasant emotional radiation in the area. But there were times, as now, when Gurronsevas did nothing to smooth their feelings.

“Now that Creethar has been tempted into eating regularly and in satisfactory quantities for a convalescent patient …” he began.

“For a convalescent glutton,” said Naydrad.“… another and, you will be pleased to hear, non-medical idea has occurred to me,” he went on. “During your last clinical discussion, which I could not help overhearing, you stated that the patient was making good progress, but that its recovery would be hastened if meat protein and certain minerals in trace quantities, all of which can be provided by our food dispenser, were added to its food intake.

“My idea is this,” he continued. “Since Creethar is afraid of everything produced by the dispenser, even though it has watched us use the casualty deck outlet many times, the patient would be greatly reassured if it were to see us eating Wem food prepared by myself as well as dispenser meals. Hopefully we should be able to convince it that dispenser food will not harm it because Wem food does not harm us. You will then be able to make the required dietary change that will …”

Gurronsevas broke off because Naydrad’s fur was standing in angry spikes all over its body, Prilicla’s fragile body was trembling in the emotional gale that was sweeping the casualty deck, and Murchison, its face turning a deeper pink, was holding up both hands.

“Now just wait one minute!” it protested. “It was bad enough you cooking in here and choking us half to death, now you’re asking us to eat your disgustingly smelly Wem meals! Next you’ll want us to sing Wem songs round the campfire so that it can feel even more at home.”

“With respect,” said Gurronsevas in a voice that was not particularly respectful, “the temporary pollution was not life-threatening, and on one occasion the Charge Nurse told me that the odor of some of the meals was not unpleasant …”

“I said,” Naydrad broke in, “that it killed the stink of wood smoke.”“… You cannot know that a meal is smelly and disgusting until you have tried it,” Gurronsevas continued, ignoring the interruption, “because anyone with a semblance of culinary education knows that taste and odor are complementary. I would have you know that some of the Wem vegetable sauces I have created, which I assure you are a taste well worth acquiring, are such that I shall introduce them into the Sector General menu on my return.”

“Fortunately,” said Danalta, “I can eat anything.”

Impatiently, Gurronsevas went on, “I have never poisoned a diner in my life and I do not intend to start now. You all belong to a profession in which objectivity is a prime requirement, so why are you making purely subjective judgments now? My suggestion is that you eat one full Wem meal every day with the patient, always bearing in mind that any toying with food or other visible show of reluctance while eating it would not be reassuring to the patient. After all, it is you people who wanted the patient to eat, and now to incorporate the additional material you consider necessary. I am simply trying to tell you how this can be done.”

Gurronsevas did not have to be an empath to sense that another emotional eruption was imminent from Pathologist Murchison and Charge Nurse Naydrad. But it was Senior Physician Prilicla with its firm but gentle authority who spoke first.

“I feel that a spirited exchange of views is about to occur,” it said, rising and flying slowly towards the exit, “so I shall excuse myself and retire to my compartment where the resultant emotional radiation will be diluted by distance. I also have the feeling, and my feelings are never wrong, that all of you will remember the purpose of Rhabwar and its medical team, and recall the many strange patients and even stranger adaptations we were forced to make while treating them so that we could further that purpose. I will leave you to argue, and remember.”

The argument continued, but everyone knew that Gurronsevas had already won it.

During the next four days the Wem found and destroyed the last of the communicating and listening devices left in the mine, and the few words they were able to hear before contact was lost made it plain that the off- worlders had committed a most shameful crime and were worthy only of the deepest scorn. While gathering the early morning vegetation, Gurronsevas tried to speak to a teacher in charge of one of the working parties, but the elderly Wem closed its ear flaps and the young ones had obviously been instructed to ignore him. Since all contact had been severed, the team did not know what crime they had committed or how to apologize for it. But when Gurronsevas offered to enter the mine uninvited to ask Remrath for an explanation, Prilicla said that the Wem anger and disappointment was so strong that it could detect their feelings even on the quarter-mile distant Rhabwar, and it could not risk a further deterioration of the situation, if that was possible.

Creethar, it felt sure, was their only way back to full contact.

Good progress was being made with their patient. Led by Prilicla, who felt that it should set them an example, the medical team were using his Wem menu for their principal meal of the day. They had agreed not to criticize his cooking within the hearing of Creethar, and as he left the patient’s side only to gather fresh vegetation every morning, he was not aware of any adverse criticism.

But when Creethar was finally enticed into eating a little dispenser food containing the required medication, and its continuing increase in body mass necessitated easing of its restraining straps, compliments of a kind were forthcoming.

“Today’s meal wasn’t bad, Gurronsevas,” Murchison said grudgingly. “And the lutij and yant dessert could grow on me in time.”

“Like a fungus,” said Naydrad. But its fur remained unruffled, he noticed, so the Kelgian’s disapproval could not have been extreme.

“I liked what you did with the main course,” said Prilicla who, when it was unable to say anything complimentary, said nothing. “While the taste and texture were completely different, I would rate it close to my other favorite non-Cinrusskin dish, Earth-human spaghetti with cheese in tomato sauce. But I feel distended and have a need for some flying exercise outside the ship. Would one of you like to accompany me?”

It was looking only at Gurronsevas.

Prilicla did not say anything else to him until they were outside and the ship’s protection screen had blinked off to let them through. With the empath hovering close to his shoulder, he walked slowly away from the mine entrance and down into the valley. Their path would pass within one hundred yards of a Wem working party, but he knew that the teacher in charge would ignore them.

“Friend Gurronsevas,” the empath said suddenly, “we, but to a greater extent you, are gaining Creethar’s trust, and the process would not be aided if we were to exclude it from our conversations by switching off its translator. That is why I wanted to talk to you alone.