Even The Vampires Get The Blues

turned back to me. 'Speaking of that, perhaps you can explain to me what exactly happened. Paen was too busy taking care of you after Pilar dumped you on the ground, and then Finn was bleeding and he had to eat, and those movie people wanted to talk to me about a possible role in an upcoming science fiction movie, and… well, with all that, I just never did find out what happened.'

'Pilar took Sam to the Akashic Plain,' Paen answered, a small smile making the corners of his mouth turn up.

Have I told you today how much I love you?

Yes. Seven times, as a matter of fact.

Ah.

It's not nearly enough.

I grinned.

'But how did he do that?' Clare asked, absently plucking a carnation from the bouquet and peeling off a few petals, which she promptly ate. 'I thought it was impossible to get to the Akashic Plain?'

'Linear thinking,' I said cryptically, and sent Paen a mental image of me stroking every square inch of him.

He straightened up. All of him.

'What?'

'Pilar is a god. There are places where deities can break the rules. The Akashic Plain is one of them.'

Paen sent me back images of myself covered in whipped cream, and him with a bowl of strawberries.

I shivered, but not from cold.

'Oh. So he took Sam to the Akashic Plain to get her soul back, and then plopped her back in our reality?'

'Yes.' I dwelled lovingly over what it felt like taking Paen into my mouth, of the scent and taste of him, of the joy I received in giving him pleasure.

'And he wasn't angry about Paen cutting off his arm?'

'Not angry enough to wreak any vengeance, no,' Paen answered. He thought about nibbling on my ears. My entire body tightened in response.

'What about the statue? If it was a demon lord's statue, why didn't Brother Jacob see that? And why was the monkey statue hidden inside the bird one?'

'The bird statue shielded the Jilin God, making it impossible for anyone to detect its dark origins.' I remembered what it felt like when Paen thrust hard into my body, causing every single one of my muscles to tighten around him.

'The demon lord who held it hid the statue within another one for security. He changed the outer statue's shape every so often, in case Caspar was on to it.' Paen dwelled lovingly on the thought of my nipples.

I sucked in a breath, my body tingling like mad from his mental images.

'All right, that I understand, but what about your father? How did he get the statue?'

'Er… Clare, my sweet, I think we should be going now,' Finn said, looking from me to Paen.

'But your father…' She popped another bit of carnation into her mouth.

I recalled what it felt like to ride him, our bodies moving together in a rhythm that swept us into ecstasy.

Paen lurched forward, stopping abruptly at the edge of the sunlight.

'I think they need some time to themselves right now,' Finn said, shooting Paen a grin before swinging Clare up in his arms and fighting his way to the door. She giggled as he kissed her nose. 'Actually, as it turns out, Caspar forged part of that receipt. He did help Dad find Mum, but the payment due was Dad's assistance in locating the statue, nothing more…'

'You do realize the irony of this, don't you?' Paen asked as the door closed behind them. He skirted the sunlight, stalking me as a predator would. I shed the robe, then, after a moment's thought, the chemise as well.

'The irony of you proposing to a sun elf? Yes, my darling Paen, I do indeed realize that I'm going to have to learn to love the moonlight.'

'And I'm going to have to make sure the castle brings in even more profit than it does now,' he said in a low voice filled with arousal as he pulled off his shirt and pants, standing naked just at the edge of the pool of sunlight.

'Really?' I admired him for a moment, merging myself with him, wanting to burst into song with the happiness I felt when our souls twined around each other and became one. 'Why is that?'

'Sunblock,' he growled, ignoring the sunlight as he stepped into it to scoop me up, carrying me to the bed. 'I'm going to need lots and lots of sunblock.'

Three months later the CEO of a UK-based company which produced sunblock, amongst other pharmaceuticals, happily reported to board members a quarter of record sales. He just couldn't figure out why most of the sales were concentrated around a remote Scottish town…