requested. Rise elevate vial fatal toxin, hand making ever more close host brother face.

Dispatch Thirty-fourth

Begins here thirty-fourth account of operative me, agent number 67, on departure Midwestern American airport greater XXXXXX area. Flight XXXXXX. Date XXXXXX. Destination competition finals National Science Fair, located city of Washington, District of Columbia, national seat most hated American nation.

For purpose execute climax Operation Havoc.

Fellow operatives present interior airport, operative Tibor, operative Magda, operative Ling. All, Sheena, Bokara, Chernok, Mang. Otto and Oleg.

Present for departure this agent, solely host mother Cedar. Scrawny chicken mother, beak face irritated much red color, caused recent too copious eye bleeding water. Host father: detained custody federal police. Host pig brother: missing. Host cat sister: Hating guts operative me.

Aged alive cadaver Doris Lilly, present for accompany as chaperone along science fair journey.

Host mother, chicken claws wring facial tissue at beak. Twist tissue so saturated eye water, say, “Have a good trip…” Say, “We’ll miss you…” Chicken frame shaken with heaving sob, blood glow flood face red.

Within skull, this agent reciting, Manganese, Mouseketeer, Modesto…

Host mother racked violent sobs. Mopping floodwater of face.

Secret voice operative me, reciting, Xenon, Ex-Lax, Xanax…

Chicken mother wipe saturated face skin. Loud inhale nostrils loaded infinite mucus. Repeat breathe inward dense burden mucus. Issue terrible drowning voice, say, “Pygmy?” Say, “Do you remember how I said we’d make you into an American or die trying?”

Chicken mouth wane smile, brimming eyes, say, “Well, if you jumped the first plane back to your native homeland, I wouldn’t blame you one little bit.” Mauling moist tissue, say, “This family… our whole country is a total wreck.”

Father arrested. Son missing. Sister betrayed. Mother weeping.

Blink watery eye, swipe dripping beak, host mother say, “I would understand completely if you didn’t want to be adopted, I mean…” Shoulders heave, quaking. Chicken elbows pinned at each side. Mother say, “Everything is just so messed up right now.”

Both twitching limbs host mother fling so embrace this agent. Grapple torso operative me, pressuring head of this agent between host mother mammary glands. Dampening hair operative me much mother eye water. Sounding contractions, beat-beat, beat-beat, beat-beat, regular systematic convulsions mother heart muscle into ear of this agent.

Heart pulse battling thinking machine, recitation basic chemical elements, Neon, nylon, Nashville…

Next then chaperone Doris Lilly approach, stumbling stride arrive wrinkled mummy, waxen face say, “Sorry, dears, but it’s time we caught our flight…”

Assembled crowd cheering students, chanting single voice, “Pygmy!” Chanting, “Pygmy!” Cheering, “Pygmy!”

Clutches Doris Lilly pinch shoulder operative me, parrot finger clench clavicle bone so peel this agent away host mother. Steer so this agent directed path of boarding aircraft. Making ancient hand to wave upon retreating host mother. Gesturing farewell, Doris Lilly say,“‘Afterwards you rue the fact that you’ve been so kind.’”

For official record… no possible.

Withered madam precise quote furious leader, ruthless general Adolf Hitler.

Black tunic appareled this agent, “Property of Jesus,” printed eye water abandoned host mother.

Host mother stoop until face level with face operative me. Mother purse lips of face, offer gesture to contact lips against face skin of this agent in expression so demonstrate affection.

Quote, “Afterwards you rue the fact that you’ve been so kind.”

In opposition past history, infamous day separated from female parentage for vocational testing, feet operative me retreat from entry aircraft, make sprint, flee returned upon host mother. Accept proffered embrace. Pressure lips this agent against chicken mother face cheek, sodium chloride taste eye water. Pursed lips making gesture meaning affection.

Next then, exited for flight, mouth operative me flavored lingering salt of mother’s great sorrow. Bound for infinite destruction.

Dispatch Thirty-fifth

Begins here, today of this agent’s noble demise.

For official record, squander final dawn housed luxury hotel XXXXXX. Observe television viewing appliance, program XXXXXX. Witness American president XXXXXX speak small announcement, likely by night of today president in addition deceased. Millions deceased. Careful hands operative me pack final preparation, steel metal canister approximate size can for refuse. In actual, formerly galvanized can housing garbage. Stenciled encircling exterior can, English letter words: “Peace Machine.” Executed utilizing Day-Glo pink-color paint. Garnished many depictions daisy plant, singing bluebird trilling musical note. Decorated plethora arched rainbow. Scripted more- small letters, labeled “Path to Permanent Global Peace.”

Invention so eradicate every strife within single generation humanity. Craft world happy sunshine peace. Beneficent lovely flower peace.

Into mirror of toilet room, this agent offer face shining facsimile expression smile. Practice briefly repeating lips operative me making multiple such false smile.

Next then, set timing device of science fair project. Adjust so explode amid afternoon height of exhibition, surrounded most numerous crowd. Activate this agent trigger of exploding mechanism. Abrade teeth operative me using paste of tooth. Organize head hair using comb. Apparel this agent placing legs through holes sterile inner pants. Doff white blouse associated attendance worship shrine, bind neck operative me knotted silk banner. Make small parade, encumbered deadly machine, direction hotel elevator. Limbs operative me embracing can for carry, ear of this agent pressed to steel metal so listen quiet tick-tick of timing device, hidden within.

Such opposite pulse of mother heart muscle.

For official record, escorted by chaperone Doris Lilly, journey of taxi automobile destination vast assembly hall Smithsonian Institute. Enormous vaulted hall. Incorporated among infinite doomed fellow student. All clutching, carry project in transit. Forever muscles operative me tensioned for possible “Peace Machine” premature explode. Girded loins always for imminent die. Forever flooded perspiration until deadly gadget ensconced center exhibition space, surrounded multitudes venomous American vipers.

Secret, in nervous, this agent reciting whisper of elements, “Mercury, molybdenum, marijuana…”

All entire generation operatives present: Magda, Tibor, and Ling. Tanek, Chernok, and Sheena. Bokara, Oleg, and Otto. Vaky, Metro, and Mang. All staunched for await inevitable demise, beaming false expression smile. Engaging American baboons, invite for make a more close inspection “Peace Machine.”

Many such oblivious United State citizen approach this agent, inquire if actually Pygmy of school rescue fame. Reverent Pygmy, renowned for spoiled slaughter delegates. Such curious onlookers queue for attain autographed paper marked this agent. Cluster dense surrounding faint tick-tick death machine.

Chaperone Doris Lilly, red wax lips beaming. Assembled operatives beaming.

This today, culmination whole lifetime. Purpose determined best service to state.

Infiltrate hive, den, pit American predators. Murder vile overlords.

Revenge savage terrorist slaughter parentage operative me.

For ignore memory cat sister, thinking machine operative me recite, Strontium, sulfur, spandex

Recite, Lithium, Librium, latex

Recite, Radium, radon, Rachael Stodard

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