he'd drunk. The notion of falling to hands and knees on the roadway was enough to steady him, however. He could still hear, ever so faintly, the singing and dancing of the Thralldom's End festival, back in the direction of the Bitter End, and he'd be damned thrice over if he'd let anyone from the tavern find him pasting a dinner collage all over the road. With a rigid, yet swaying gait that made him appear sober to nobody but himself, he resumed his trek.
Avaric wasn't really that large a place; none of the local neighborhoods were. It was a backwater district, surrounded by other backwater districts save for those few spots where the underground swamps pooled to the surface, ugly and malodorous cysts on Ravnica's aging face. Those who dwelt here did so only because anyplace else they could afford to move was even worse, and a few small fungus gardens were more than enough to feed the lot of them. Thus, even though the Bitter End was at the far end of Avaric from the house Kallist shared with the woman on whom he currently blamed his inebriated state, it should normally have taken only about twenty minutes to walk from one to the other.
'Normally,' of course, allowed neither for Kallist's current shuffling gate nor the fact that he'd already taken the same wrong turn twice. It had now been well over half an hour, he could still hear the faint strains of singing off in the distance; his eyes were beginning to water and to sting…
And he really, really had to find somewhere private to release some of that wine back into the wild. Kallist looked down at his feet, looked over at the nearest alley-filled almost ankle deep with a juicy mixture of swamp- water and refuse-muttered a brief 'Hell with it,' and strode off the avenue.
He shuddered at the soft squishing beneath his boots, but tonight, the urging of a bladder growing fuller by the moment outweighed Kallist's concerns for his footwear. Had he been either a little more sober, or a little more drunk, he might've worried about encountering sewer goblins, or even Golgari fungus-creatures leftover from the struggles that ended guild rule, but as he wasn't, he didn't.
With a deep sigh, Kallist relieved himself against the stained wall that was also the back wall of somebody's house, and staggered back to the road just in time to all but run into a fellow striding the other way.
'Gariel,' he greeted the newcomer, trying to straighten himself into a semblance of sobriety.
'Who… Kallist? What're you doing in the alleys this late at night? You're not worried about gobbers?'
Kallist spun, expecting in his drunken haze to see a gang of the foul creatures behind him. When none appeared, he sank slowly to the muddy road, waiting for yet another surge of nausea to pass.
Irritably, he looked at his friend, who failed to suppress a smirk. Physically, Gariel was everything Kallist wasn't: dark-skinned to Kallist's natural pallor; heavily muscled where Kallist was wiry; exceptionally tall where Kallist could have been the standard by which average was measured; and with earthen-colored eyes to contrast with Kallist's own oceanic blue. Gariel even wore a well trimmed beard, not out of any desire to follow current trends-the styles of Ravnica's affluent meant little here in the backwaters-but simply because the man had an intense dislike of shaving. 'Any knife comes near my face,' he'd told Kallist once, 'it damn well better have a sausage on the end of it.' Had their hair not been similar shades of wooden brown, they might as well have been of different species entirely.
Something must have flashed across his face, something Gariel saw even in the feeble moonlight and the glow of the emberstone he held in his left fist. He dropped his hand and lowered himself to the grimy roadway beside his friend.
'This doesn't look like a celebratory drunk,' he observed, leaning back against the nearest building.
Kallist looked up at him, all but trembling with the effort of keeping his face a stony, emotionless mask. He glared at Gariel as though daring him to say something.
Silence for a few moments, broken only by the call of a spire bat flying low over the few pools of exposed swamp between the wide roadways and cheap row houses.
'She said no, didn't she?' said Gariel at last.
Kallist's shoulders slumped. 'She said she'd 'think about it.'
Gariel forced a grin, though he felt the blood pounding in his ears, furious on his friend's behalf. 'Well, at least that's not a 'no,' right?'
'Oh, come on, Gariel!' The smaller fellow punched the mud. 'When was the last time you knew Liliana to take her time to think about anything? Everything she does, she does in the moment.' He sighed, and tried to swallow the lump that had climbed once again into his throat and appeared bound and determined to stay there. 'You know as well as I do that 'I'll think about it' means 'I don't want to hurt you by refusing.''
Gariel wanted to argue the point, but the words clung to the roof of his mouth like a paste. 'Well- Look, Kallist. You've been together-what? A few months?'
'Yeah. Ever since…' He didn't finish the sentence. In all the time Gariel had known him, Kallist had never finished that sentence.
'All right, a few months. Give it some more time. I mean, she's obviously not ending it, or she wouldn't have bothered to spare you the 'no,' right? Maybe in another year or three…'
Kallist couldn't help but laugh, though the sound was poisonous as hemlock. 'Right. Because the one thing Liliana does more often than anything else is to change her mind once it's made up.'
In fact, in the time Kallist had known her, Liliana had done so precisely once.
And again, Gariel knew them both too well to argue. All that emerged from his mouth, escaping like a fleeing convict before he could think better of it and snap his teeth shut, was, 'So maybe you're better off this way.
'I'm sorry,' he added immediately. 'That didn't come out right.'
'Nothing tonight has.' Kallist rose and set his bleary eyes toward the southeast. 'I'm going home.'
'Wait.' Gariel rose, too, and placed a hand on his friend's shoulder. 'Where is she, anyway?'
'Where else would she be during Thralldom's End?'
Gariel actually saw red. 'What?' He'd doubtless have awakened half the street with that squawk, if they hadn't all been out celebrating. 'You mean even after your talk…'
Kallist shrugged, and couldn't help but smile a bit. 'She said there was no reason to ruin a perfectly good dance. Even asked me to stay, but-Gariel? Where are you going?'
The larger man was already several yards down the road. 'I'm going,' he answered, barely turning his head, 'to give your woman a piece of my mind for treating you this way.'
'Gariel, don't…' But he was already gone around the nearest bend. Were Kallist less exhausted, less depressed, and certainly less drunk, he might have caught Gariel, or at least tried. As Kallist was, he could only drop his chin to his chest and shuffle home, hoping he remembered to get even drunker before he fell asleep.
He did, however, spare a brief thought to hoping that there was still a Bitter End Tavern standing, come tomorrow morning.
Though the guilds were gone, much of Ravnica still celebrated the Festival of the Guildpact, as if remembering the years of prosperity and order might keep them from fading away in these modern, more tumultuous times. Much of Ravnica-but not all. Some of the plane's districts had suffered rather more than others beneath the guilds, and not a few were just as happy to see them gone.
Some such as Avaric, whose families had long labored in all but serfdom to the usurious patriarchs of the Orzhov. So when the so-called Guild of Deals had fallen, it was the best news the citizens here had received in several thousand years.
The walls, the floor, the tables, and the chairs of the Bitter End shook as though in the midst of an earthquake, as the good folk of Avaric celebrated
Thralldom's End. In one corner, a gaggle of performers pounded on drums, plucked the strings on a variety of instruments, blew through various horns, in a veritable frenzy of activity that should have produced nothing but anarchic noise, yet somehow managed to shape itself into actual music. Around the perimeter of the common room, the people not currently caught up in the dance clapped or stomped to the highly charged beat, and the footsteps of the dancers themselves kicked up clouds of sawdust from the floor and brought showers of dust sifting from the rafters. Before the start of business tomorrow, a handful of floorboards, a couple of chairs, and a legion of mugs and plates would need replacing-but the Bitter End was the largest establishment in Avaric to hold a Thralldom's End gala, and if a bit of ruined furniture and broken crockery was the price for such a huge influx of custom, it was a cost Ishri, barkeep and the tavern's owner, cheerfully paid.
Liliana Vess was a whirlwind sweeping through the assembled dancers, leaving footprints not merely in the sawdust, but on the hearts of a score of hopeful men. Her midnight-black hair moved about her head like a dark cloud, or perhaps a tainted halo. Her cream-hued gown, which was cut distractingly low, rose and whirled and fell,
