An Eye of the Fleet

Mediterranean. A brief memory of Humphries flashed in his brain, of Sharples and Threddle, and of the flogging Tregembo had received. Drinkwater looked hard at Tregembo… the seaman expected Drinkwater to thrash Morris, Tregembo would otherwise see Drinkwater as a coward…

Drinkwater suddenly recalled the moment when fear had left him not an hour earlier. A bold feeling swept over him. He could no longer suffer Morris's tyranny and determined to challenge his senior. It was a desperate throw but in such circumstances resolves are easily made, though less easily carried out. He forced a grim note into his voice. 'No Tregembo, this is a cockpit matter, as you said. I'll thank you to hold your tongue…'

The man backed away disappointed. He had mistimed his assistance to the young gentleman. Having conceived a respect for the midshipman, Tregembo had assumed that he sought a legitimate means to encompass the destruction of Morris. Tregembo remembered the Twenty-Ninth Article of War, if ever one man held the other in the palm of his hand Drinkwater held sway over Morris. Tregembo was puzzled. He had 'taken' to the youth and could not understand why some attack had not been made on Morris as he had seen many of the youngsters carry out from time to time on various ships. Tregembo was too blunt to be aware of Drinkwater's sensibilities just as Drinkwater was unaware that Morris's bullying concealed a pusillanimous soul, a fact that was very plain to Tregembo.

In the first glimmer of dawn Drinkwater saw the topman's crestfallen retreat.

'Tregembo!'

'Zur?' The man hesitated.

'Quietly have a word with one of the carpenter's mates to get two ash single sticks made up. Each thirty inches long, d'you understand?'

'Aye zur. And thank'ee.'

Drinkwater had not the slightest idea why Tregembo had thanked him but suddenly the rain fell sweet upon his upturned face.

The news of Cyclops's prize and the promise of allowing visitors on board made her the happiest vessel in the anchorage. Before the morning watch was over the hands, uncommonly cheerful, had swabbed her decks and flaked and coiled all the ropes. When Devaux appeared the brasswork already gleamed in a watery sunshine that promised a fair day after the dawn's wet beginning.

The men were already staring across the leaden water to Fort Gilkicker and Portsmouth Harbour. For days past hired punts and galleys had brought out women and children. Many were full of whores but there had been some with wives of both the churched and common law variety. They had made a forlorn sight, lying just clear of the ship's sides, exchanging unhappy waves or little snatches of conversation with the sailors until the bosun's mates or the officers had driven the men back to their work. The boats too were driven off either by the abuse of the ship's officers and marine sentries, or by the efforts of the guard-boats provided by the units of fleet themselves. This was an especial joy to the seamen who manned them for, if you are denied the pursuit of pleasure yourself there is a certain gratification in denying it to others.

Although Cyclops had commissioned at Chatham some of her company, volunteers mainly, had wives in the Portsmouth area. Occasionally a young wife would travel, at God knows what cost and on the chance that leave would be given to meet her man. But it was the other variety of female that most interested Cyclops's hands that pale morning. Today no guard-boat could interrupt them as they took their pleasure, a fact that was doubly appreciated by the messes as they broke their fast to the news that Meteor was rowing guard. It was a sweet revenge for their consort's debauch at Port Mahon.

In the gunroom Lieutenant Devaux presided over fresh coffee and toast in evident good humour. 'Well Appleby,' he said addressing the chubby surgeon, 'Why are you looking so damned glum?'

'The reason for my glumness is occasioned by my contemplation of the follies of mankind, Mr Devaux. Ah, yes, a cup of coffee would be most welcome, I thank you for your courtesy.' He sat in the chair indicated by the first lieutenant.

Devaux poured. 'The women, Mr Appleby?' enquired Devaux with a smile.

'The women, Mr Devaux,' replied the surgeon resignedly. 'And, of course — the men.'

Devaux laughed outright. 'Poor Appleby, we win or lose in action but you can never win, poor devil.'

'But you've plenty of mercury, I don't doubt, to cope with the inevitable problems?' interjected Lieutenant Price with a sense of nicety in which his sensibility fought a losing action with his curiosity.

Appleby drew a deep breath and Devaux knew he was about to deliver a lengthy peroration, for which he was notorious.

'Mr Price, the provision of mercury by My Lords Commissioners for the execution of the office of Lord High Admiral, I say the provision of mercury to ships of war is insufficient to combat the outbreak of a chronic dose of syphilis in all but the smallest vessels, since their Lordships have failed to take cognisance of the fact that vessels of the various rates have an increasing number in their complement in inverse proportion to the number of their rating.

'Now — by syphilis I mean that corrupting infection of the blood known colloquially as 'pox' (which euphemism scarcely moderates its effect upon the human body, but only serves to render its acquisition a little easier to the witless sailor who foolishly considers it no worse than the common cold, having been misapprehended by the employment of the common vernacular). Unfortunately he continues in this mind until, with unsteady tread and wandering mind, disfigured beyond his fellow's toleration, he is led raving to an asylum, to the inevitable shame of his family and the everlasting damnation of his immortal soul.' Devaux had heard it before.

'Furthermore,' Appleby continued as Devaux groaned. 'Furthermore, the administration of mercury, in my opinion, only serves to suppress the symptoms rendering the individual's life more agreeable, but enabling him to pass the contagion on to other partners undetected. In time, however, the bacilli attack essential organs and precipitate death by a stroke or other cessations of essential bodily functions.'

'Don't you consider the expression of lust an 'essential bodily function'?' asked Devaux, winking at Price. The latter was exhibiting a distinct pallor.

'The Honourable John Devaux asks me a question to which a man of his erudition surely knows the answer.'

'The expression of lust is a natural manifestation of procreational urges which holy ordinances proclaim sanctified under the matrimonial coverlet. Nature did not intend its indiscriminate proliferation…'

'But it is, Bones,' interrupted Price again, rallying now the discussion was of a less medical nature.

'Aye, Mr Price, and so is the proliferation of the disease so lately under discussion. Surely a punishment from God.'

'Pah!' exploded Devaux at last exasperated by the doctor.

'Not 'Pah!', sirrah,' droned on Appleby, undeterred. 'Consider the evidence. The appearance of Christ on this earth was followed by an expansion of the church under the divine felicity and a thousand years in which the Christian religion gained ground against paganism. Only when the Church of Rome reached a state of corruption offensive to God did the devil descend to tempt men's hearts with temporal arts, and produce what educated people are pleased to call the 'renaissance'. Off men went in search of 'knowledge'. And what did Columbus bring back from his fabulous Americas? Syphilis!'

'Bravo medico.' laughed Devaux sardonically. 'Such a simple deduction scarcely becomes a man of science whose profession descends from such self-same intellectual quest; who would be an indigent fellow without it and whose mind has such a high regard for its own opinions.'

'I cannot escape my time,' replied the good surgeon whose tragic tones were not ennobled by his pudgy frame.

'You sound like a God-damned Wesleyan, Appleby.'

'Maybe I have some sympathy with the man.'

'Hah! Then I'm damned if ye'll get any more coffee at my table. Yes, Drinkwater?' This last was addressed to the midshipman who had appeared at the gunroom door.

'Beg pardon, sir, but boats approaching.' The gleam in Devaux's eye was an eloquent endorsement of the accuracy of Appleby's forebodings.