Charlotte M. Yonge. The Carbonels
Produced by Nick Hodson of London, England
By Charlotte M. Yonge
BY CHARLOTTE M. YONGE
CHAPTER ONE. FRENCH MEASURE.
'For thy walls a pretty slight drollery.'
'A bad lot. Yes, sir, a thoroughly bad lot.'
'You don't mean it.'
'Yes, ma'am, a bad lot is the Uphill people. Good for nothing and ungrateful! I've known them these thirty- years, and no one will do anything with them.'
The time was the summer of 1822. The place was a garden, somewhat gone to waste, with a gravel drive running round a great circle of periwinkles with a spotted aucuba in the middle. There was a low, two-storied house, with green shutters, green Venetian blinds, and a rather shabby verandah painted in alternate stripes of light and darker green. In front stood a high gig, with a tall old, bony horse trying to munch the young untrimmed shoots of a lilac in front of him as he waited for the speaker, a lawyer, dressed as country attorneys were wont to dress in those days, in a coat of invisible green, where the green constantly became more visible, brown trousers, and under them drab gaiters. He was addressing a gentleman in a blue coat and nankeen trousers, but evidently military, and two ladies in white dresses, narrow as to the skirts, but full in the sleeves. One had a blue scarf over her shoulders and blue ribbons in her very large Leghorn bonnet; the other had the same in green, and likewise a green veil. Her bonnet was rather more trimmed, the dress more embroidered, the scarf of a richer, broader material than the other's, and it was thus evident that she was the married sister; but they were a good deal alike, with the same wholesome smooth complexion, brown eyes, and hair in great shining rolls under their bonnet caps, much the same pleasant expression, and the same neat little feet in crossed sandalled shoes and white stockings showing out beneath their white tambour-worked gowns.
With the above verdict, the lawyer made his parting bow, and drove off along a somewhat rough road through two pasture fields. The first gate, white and ornamental, was held open for him by an old man in a short white smock and long leathern gaiters, the second his own servant opened, the third was held by half a dozen shock- headed children, with their backs against it and hands held out, but in vain; he only smacked his driving-whip over their heads, and though he did not strike any of them, they requited it with a prolonged yell, which reached the ears of the trio in front of the house.
'I'm afraid it is not far from the truth,' said the green lady.
'Oh no; I am sure he is a horrid man,' said her blue sister. 'I would not believe him for a moment.'
'Only with a qualification,' rejoined the gentleman.
'But, Edmund, couldn't you be sure that it is just what he would say, whatever the people were?'
'I am equally sure that the exaction of rents is not the way to see people at their best.'
'Come in, come in! We have all our settling in to do, and no time for you two to fight.'
Edmund, Mary, Dorothea, and Sophia Carbonel were second cousins, who had always known one another in the house of the girls' father, a clergyman in a large country town. Edmund had been in the army just in time for the final battles of the Peninsular war, and had since served with the army of occupation and in Canada. He had always meant that Mary should be his wife, but the means were wanting to set up housekeeping, until the death of an old uncle of his mother's made him heir to Greenhow Farm, an estate bringing in about 500 pounds a year. Mary and her next sister Dora had in the meantime lost their parents, and had been living with some relations in London, where their much younger sister Sophy was at school, until Edmund, coming home, looked over the farm, decided that it would be a fit home for the sisters, and retired from the army forthwith. Thus then, after a brief tour among the Lakes, they had taken up Dora in London, and here they were; Sophy was to join them when the holidays began. Disorder reigned indeed within, and hammers resounded, nor was the passage easy among the packing- cases that encumbered the narrow little vestibule whence the stairs ascended.
Under the verandah were the five sash windows of the three front rooms, the door, of course, in the middle. Each had a little shabby furniture, to which the Carbonels were adding, and meant to add more; the dining-room had already been papered with red flock in stripes, the drawing-room with a very delicate white, on which were traced in tender colouring-baskets of vine leaves and laburnums.
Dora gave a little scream. 'Look! Between the windows, Mary; see, the laburnums and grapes are hanging upward.'
'Stupid people!' exclaimed Mary, 'I see. Happily, it is only on that one piece, but how Edmund will be vexed.'
'Perhaps there is another piece unused.'
'I am sure I hope there is! Don't you know, Edmund fell in love with it at Paris. It was his first provision for future housekeeping, and it was lying laid up in lavender all these years till we were ready for it.'
'It is only that one division, which is a comfort.'
'What's the matter?' and the master of the house came in.
'Senseless beings! It must be covered directly. It is a desight to the whole room. Here!' and he went out to the carpenter, who was universal builder to the village, and was laying down the stair carpet. 'Here, Hewlett, do you see what you have done?'
Hewlett, a large man with a smooth, plump, but honest face, came in, in his shirt sleeves, apron, and paper cap, touched his forehead to the ladies, stood, and stared.
'Can't you see?' sharply demanded the captain.
Hewlett scratched his head, and gazed round.
'See here! How do grapes grow? Or laburnums?'
An idea broke in on him.
'What! they be topsy-turvy?' he slowly observed, after looking from the faulty breadth to the next.
'Of course they are. Find the rest of the paper! We must have a piece put on at once, or the whole appearance of the room is spoilt,' said Captain Carbonel. 'It will make a delay, but it must be done at once. Where is the piece left over?'
Hewlett retreated to find it, while the captain said something about 'stupid ass.'
Presently his gruff voice was heard demanding, 'Dan, I say, where's the remnant of that there fancy paper?'
Dan's answer did not rise into audible words, but presently Hewlett tramped back, saying, 'There ain't none, sir.'
'I tell you there must be,' returned the captain, in the same angry tones. And he proceeded to show that the number of pieces he had bought, and the measure of which he had ascertained, was such that there ought to have been half-a-piece left over from papering the room, the size of which he had exactly taken. Hewlett could do nothing but stolidly repeat that 'there weren't none left, not enow to make a mouse's nest.'
'Who did the papering? Did you?'
'Daniel Hewlett, sir, he did the most on it. My cousin, sir.'
The captain fell upon Daniel, who had more words at command, but was equally strong in denial of having any remnant. 'They had only skimped out enough,' he said, 'just enough for the walls, and it was a close fit anyhow.'
The captain loudly declared it impossible, but Mary ran out in the midst to suggest that mayhap the defect was in the French measure. Each piece might not have been the true number of whatever they called them in that new revolutionary fashion.
Dan Hewlett's face cleared up. 'Ay, 'tis the French measure, sure, sir. Of course they can't do nothing true and