“You could say that,” said Miss Cleepe. “Now, if you’ll all go through that door there and then round to the right…”
Mrs. Fisher shuffled along with the crowd, uneasily aware that Maureen was getting bored and—which was worse—that Michael still wasn’t anywhere to be seen.
“Perhaps,” suggested Maureen cheerfully, “the ghost’s got him.”
The next room was the solarium.
“The what?” asked Mrs. Fisher of the woman beside her.
“Solarium,” said the woman.
“What’s that?”
The next guide explained, and then passed them along to the main bedroom. The lady in charge of the bedroom was a Mrs. Nutting.
(“Job for a married woman, that,” his Lordship had declared. “No use putting Miss Cleepe there.”
Charles Purvis had agreed and had found Mrs. Nutting.)
Mrs. Nutting was well aware of the main points of interest in the bedroom.
No, the present Earl and Countess did not sleep in the fourposter.
Yes, fourposters were rather short.
And high.
The ceiling was very beautiful.
Yes, it was like lacework.
Or icing.
The bobble was the Tudor Rose.
It was called pargetting.
Maureen Fisher tugged at her mother’s sleeve. “Them curtains round the bed, Mum, what are they for?”
“Warmth,” replied Mrs. Fisher tersely, her eyes for once on the guide.
For Mrs. Nutting had moved across to a corner of the bedroom towards a great mahogany cupboard. More than half of the party expected a wardrobe full of robes—ermine at least. What was inside the cupboard was a miniature bathroom.
“The twelfth Earl had it put there,” said Mrs. Nutting. “Of course, you can’t lie down in the bath, but it was as good as the old-fashioned hip bath of the day. You see the wash-hand basin first and then round to the right—the bath itself.”
Mrs. Fisher was enchanted.
She wasn’t one of those who was ambling through the rooms of the House in a pipe dream of vicarious ownership. She didn’t see her own home as a miniscule of what she saw in Ornum House. She didn’t even have any reproduction furniture on whose quality she could now congratulate herself.
Nor was she seeking to reassure herself that the gap between the Fishers of this world and the Ornums was small—she knew it wasn’t. And two minutes ago she would have sworn she wasn’t going to go back to Paradise Row and change anything.
But a bathroom in a cupboard.
There was room for a cupboard in Paradise Row but not a bathroom. She moved closer.
“Before then,” expanded Mrs. Nutting, “hot water was brought up here in great copper jugs, but the twelfth Earl designed this himself and had it fitted here. It hardly takes up any room at all…”
That was true.
The party, sheep-like, started to follow their leader towards the bedroom door. Mrs. Fisher was the last to leave. She was studying the miniature bath.
There was still no sign of Michael. She hardly took in any of the drawing-room for thinking about him.
“Originally the with-drawing-room,” explained Mrs. Mompson, the over-refined widow of a former doctor of Ornum who was graciously pleased—as she herself put it—to “help out the Earl with the visitors.”
“Not, of course,” she added, “a room in which actual drawing was done.”
Mrs. Fisher did not listen. Gnawing anxiety about Michael had succeeded mild concern. Whereabouts in this vast house was he, and, more important, what was he up to?
After the drawing-room came another room, smaller but made infinitely charming by a most beautiful collection of china and porcelain. It lined the walls in cleverly illuminated glass cases. Momentarily—only momentarily—Mrs. Fisher was glad that Michael was out of the way of harming it.
Those members of the public who had come—whether they admitted it or not—hoping for a glimpse of “the family” never knew—never even suspected—the woman in charge of the china.
“Very early Wedgwood mostly,” said Miss Gertrude Cremond, cousin to the present Earl. She had a gruff voice which carried well and, in spite of the heat, wore an old cardigan. “Some Meissen and Sevres brought back by the family from the Continent on their travels. Grand Tours and so forth…”
This was her private joke.
“And a little Ming bought in when they could afford it.”
This was her public joke.
She was a vigorous woman of indeterminate age. She had played hockey for Calleshire in her youth and still looked as if a distant cry of “sticks” would distract her from the business in hand. She had never married and now her home was with her cousin, the Earl. She looked after the china and did the flowers and the myriad of other small inconsequential tasks that were at one and the same time above and beyond the housekeeper but too mundane for the Countess.
She did all the china herself and very occasionally in the crowd found a kindred spirit.
Not today.
“Lovely, isn’t it?”
“We have a little Wedgwood bowl at home.”
“Glad I don’t have to clean it all.”
“I do,” responded Miss Cremond, thus dispelling any suspicions in anyone’s mind that she could possibly be other than hired help.
There were clucks of sympathy all round at the enormity of the task, but soon they shuffled on. Like all such visitors they came, they saw, they fingered, they exclaimed, they went.
It was almost exactly an hour after leaving it that the party arrived back in the Great Hall.
The discomfort from her feet was vying in Mrs. Fisher’s mind with the constant fret about Michael—and with the interest of the bathroom. What she wanted more than anything else was a chair that didn’t have a red cord stretched from arm to arm. It seemed, though, that the tour was not yet at an end. Mr. Feathers was speaking to them again.
“Those of you who wish may now go down to the dungeons and armoury at no extra charge.” He paused. “The twelfth Earl assembled one of the finest collections of medieval armour in the country. However, I must warn you that the stair is difficult.”
This last would have settled it for Mrs. Fisher and her poor feet had Michael not been missing. Mr. Feathers had not seen him. He was quite certain about this, declaring that he would know Michael anywhere.
“Like Maureen but a boy,” said Mrs. Fisher by way of describing him.
Mr. Feathers said with perfect truth that he remembered Michael only too well and he was sure he hadn’t seen him since Mrs. Fisher’s party had left the Great Hall.
“The armoury,” he suggested. “Perhaps he went down there.”
Mr. Feathers had been right to winnow out the party. This was no staircase for the aged and infirm. It was not wood but stone and it wound its way down inside a turret. A hanging rope did duty as a banister, but Mrs. Fisher did not trust it. Instead she pressed herself against the outer wall, invisibly helped by a force she did not recognise as centrifugal.
“We know one thing about the chap who built this,” called out Mr. Feathers cheerfully from above. “He was left-handed. This staircase goes round the wrong way. That was so that his sword arm would be free.”
Mrs. Fisher did not care.
The descending stair seemed interminable. She had no idea how many times it wound round. She concentrated on following the person ahead and trying to keep out of the way of the person behind. At long last the steps came to an end and she was on a level floor again. It was very gloomy.
