“Meg,“ my brother said, ambling into the reception area. “Can you come down and – urk!“
The pregnant cat leaped out of the desk when she heard the door opening, and made a break for freedom through Rob's legs. Rob, startled, tried to get out of her way and ended up lying on his back, looking up at the four armed officers. I saw the cat disappear into the open stairwell door.
“Oh, for heaven's sake,“ I said. “Do you know how long it took Dad and me to catch the poor thing this morning?“
“Sorry,“ the technician said, climbing down from the desk. “I really did think it was a rat.“
“What are you people running up here, a pet store?“ the chief said as his officers holstered their weapons. “You can get up now, Mr. Langslow.“
“Meg, could you come down and be ready to pay the pizza guy,“ Rob said, recovering from his paralysis once the guns had disappeared.
“Put it on the corporate account,“ I said.
“Oh, do you think this is a deductible expense?“ Rob said, looking cheerful. “Cool. Don't worry; I'll take care of it. And I'm sure someone down in the parking lot will see the cat and catch her.“
The chief and I watched as Rob went back to the stairs, performing the Crouching Buzzard kata along the way.
“Knows karate, does he?“ the chief remarked.
“Well… ,“ I began.
“Meg, what's going on?“ Liz said, appearing in the room. “The officer assigned to the back door ran away and left it unguarded. I've got your father watching it now.“
“Sorry, Chief,“ one of the officers said, and hurried away.
“Cheer up,“ I said to Liz, who looked a little frazzled. “At least with all the police on the premises, you don't have to worry about any of our auspicious characters hanging around.“
“Suspicious characters?“ the chief said. “Is that another joke, or have you really had people hanging around?“
“Yes, we've had people hanging around,“ Liz said. “One in particular worries me – an employee who was terminated three weeks ago.“
“Terminated?“ the chief asked. “As in fired, right?“
“If she meant terminated as in killed, we wouldn't be worrying about him,“ I said.
“Dismissed from our employment, yes,“ Liz said, frowning at me. She obviously thought her official, corporate demeanor was called for under the circumstances, instead of the more down-to-earth person she could be off duty. “He had to be escorted from the premises when we released him, and he's called several times to make vague threats to pet even with us.“
“You think he could be dangerous?“ the chief asked.
Liz thought for a moment. “I'm more inclined to think he intends some legal action,“ she said finally.
“I thought you said he had absolutely no grounds whatsoever for any legal action,“ I put in.
“No; he doesn't,“ she said. “But that doesn't mean he won't try to find an attorney to take his case. And it would be annoying to have him running up our legal expenses with a nuisance suit. But at least as long as he's thinking about legal remedies, he's not taking any other, more violent action. Although from what I've found out, I think the concern over his interest in guns is exaggerated.“
“Interest in guns?“ the chief said, looking interested himself.
“There was a rumor going around the office that he was a somewhat overzealous gun enthusiast,“ she said. “He has a gun permit, true; but he's also taken out a hunting license during deer season for the last several years, so I don't think his gun ownership is as ominous as some people think.“
“Still, we'd like to check him out,“ the chief said. “Let us have his name and contact information.“
Liz nodded.
“We can get you a copy of his personnel file if you like,“ I said.
“My desk sergeant mentioned that you reported a trespasser last week,“ the chief said. “Was he the one?“
“No,“ I said. “It was one of the fans. The really obnoxious one,“ I added to Liz.
“The one who tried to pass herself off as a copier repair person?“ Liz asked.
“I hadn't heard about that one, but probably.“
“Fan?“ the chief asked. “What do you mean by fan?“
“Mutant Wizards makes games,“ I said.
“Interactive multimedia entertainment,“ liz corrected.
“Computer games,“ I continued. “Three or four of them, though the only one anyone ever pays much attention to is our one phenomenally successful game called Lawyers from Hell.“
“Lawyers from Hell,“ the chief said with a guffaw. “Damn! You sure got that – “
Liz sighed. The chief started.
“I mean that sure is a peculiar title for a game,“ he finished, rather awkwardly.
“It's a peculiar game,“ I said. “My brother invented it. Anyway, the reason you had so much trouble clearing the staff out of here so you could investigate is that we're on a very tight deadline to release a new game.“
“A new version,“ liz said.
“Right, new version – the aptly though unoriginally titled Lawyers from Hell II. It's going to be bigger, better, more exciting, more complicated, more realistic, more imaginative, more everything than the original Lawyers from Hell. Mutant Wizards has been saying that for months now. But we haven't given out any specific details about
“Our computer security staff has logged thousands of attempts to break into our system,“ liz said. “Fortunately they're highly qualified individuals.“
“The main qualification seems to be that they have to be paranoid as rabid wolverines, to the point that they wouldn't trust their own mothers,“ I added. “And these guys are; they're very good. So the fans have resorted to good old-fashioned corporate espionage methods. They try to sneak in.“
“To find out about this game?“ the chief asked.
“Exactly,“ I said. “I guess they hope to get some advance information about the game or maybe even steal a prototype. That's also one of the reasons we have a stupid, old-fashioned switchboard,“ I added with a glance at that much-loathed object. “To try to screen out as many nuisance calls as possible.“
“So you think one of these fans could have committed the murder?“
“I have no idea,“ I said. “But you were asking about suspicious characters hanging around the office. You want suspicious characters, we've got 'em. Disgruntled ex-employees, demented game fans – oh, and don't forget the biker,“ I added, looking at Liz.
“Biker?“ the chief said.
“This guy we keep seeing hanging around the parking lot at night,“ I explained. “He's wearing what looks like a motorcycle gang outfit – you know, greasy jeans, heavy boots, ragged T-shirt, denim vest with some kind of lurid painting on the back.“
“And tattoos,“ Liz said, shuddering.
“Yes, he's covered with tattoos,“ I said. “And hair – long hair and a bushy beard. And he's about six and a half feet tall and built like a linebacker.“
“We'll keep our eyes peeled,“ the chief said. “Has he accosted anyone? Caused any trouble?“
“I've only seen him standing around at the edge of the parking lot,“ I said. “But that makes me nervous.“
“I haven't heard of any problems,“ Liz said. “Yet.“
“Okay,“ the chief said. “Now let me take you through this list of visitors – I want to see if any of them need to be investigated.“
There were only a dozen visitors on the day's list, and except for the hardware repairman who'd come at eight to fix a rebellious printer, they were all patients who had appointments with one or another of the six therapists.
“I'm afraid you've lost me there,“ the chief said. “I don't understand why you have these six therapists on staff.“
