Kelly? Kelly
Silence, then the phone was picked up.
'Sorry, Nick. I knocked a spoon off. I didn't see it. I'm scared. I don't want to do this. Please come and get me.'
It wasn't long before the crying was going to start.
'Kelly, don't worry, it's OK, it's OK.'
No, not now, for Christ's sake! I heard sniffing on the phone.
'It's OK, Kelly, it's OK. I can't get you unless you help me.
You must be brave. Euan is trying to kill me; only you can help me. Can you do that for me?'
'Please hurry. Nick. I want to be with you.'
'It's all right, it's all right.'
It wasn't all right. Nick, because Nick's fucking money was disappearing. I was down to my last few coins. They weren't going to last. I put another coin in and it rattled out into the coin return; I had to scramble for another one.
Kelly started to go through more of the labels. Most of the words she couldn't read. I asked her to spell them. As she got three letters out I worked out the rest.
'No, that one's no good. Read the next.'
My mind was now racing, trying to remember ingredients and formulas. At last she read out something I could use.
'Kelly, you must listen very carefully. That's a green can, isn't it? Put it where you can find it again. Then I want you to creep out to the room next door, where the washing machine is. You know the one?'
'Yes.'
Euan had a place for everything, and everything had its place. I even knew that his forks would be lined up beside each other in the drawer.
'Just by the door is a cabinet, and in it there's a blue bottle.
The label says antifreeze.'
'What?'
'Antifreeze. A-N-T-I... I want you to bring it to the table,
OK?'
The phone clunked onto the stove. I started to sweat even more.
After what seemed like an eternity she came back on.
'I've got it' 'Put it on the table and then open it.'
I heard the phone go down again and lots of heavy breathing and sniffing as she struggled with the bottle top.
'I don't know how to do it.'
'Just twist it. You know how to open a bottle.'
'I can't. It won't move. I am trying. Nick, but my hands are shaking.'
I then heard a soft, long moan. I was sure it was going to turn into crying.
Shit, I don't need this. It isn't going to work.
'Kelly? Kelly? Are you OK? Talk to me, come on, talk to me.'
I was getting nothing.
Come on, Kelly, come on.
Nothing. All I could hear was her holding back tears and sniffing.
'Nick... I want you to get me. Please, Nick, please.' She was sobbing now.
'Just take your time, Kelly, just take your time. It's OK, everything's OK. I'm here, don't worry. OK, let's just stand and listen. If you can hear anything, you tell me on the phone, OK, and I'll try to listen at the same time.'
I listened. I wanted to make sure Euan wasn't awake. I also wanted a break: there needs to be a cut in the action at a time like this, otherwise the errors snowball and people start tripping over themselves; so let's take our time, but at the same time be as fast as possible. I knew exactly what I needed to do, but the frustration lay in trying to interpret it to this child, under pressure, and to get her to work quietly and all the time I was running out of money and the mobile was running out of battery life.
The woman left her booth and gave me a grin of appeasement in case I was going to lunge at her with a meat cleaver.
'Are you OK now, Kelly?'
'Yes, do you want me to unscrew the bottle still?'
I couldn't understand why she couldn't do it. I started giving her more instructions. Then I remembered: the bottle had a childproof top. As I started to tell her how to undo it, there was a soft bleep.
Battery. Shit!
'Yes, remember to push the top down before you turn. We just have to be a bit quicker or the phone is going to stop before we finish.'
'Now what?'
'Is it on the table with the top undone?'
Nothing.
'Kelly? Kelly? Are you there?'
Was the battery dead?
Then I heard, 'What do I do now?'
'Thank goodness, I thought the battery had gone. Is there anything you can open that green can with? I know, use the spoon, Kelly. Very, very carefully now, pick it up, put the phone on the table, and then open the can. OK?'
I listened, running through all the different options there were left if this scheme fucked up. I came to the conclusion there were none.
'Now here comes the hard part. Do you think you can do this? You've got to be pretty special to do this bit.'
'Yes, I'm OK now. I didn't mean to cry, it's just that I am--' 'I know, I know, Kelly. I am, too, but we will do this together.
What I need you to do now is put the phone in your pocket with your sneakers. Then take one of those big bottles from the table and walk to the front door of the house and open it just a little bit. Not wide open, just a little bit. Then put the bottle behind the door, to stop it swinging shut. Now remember, it's a big heavy door, so I want you to do it really slowly, really, really gently so it doesn't make a noise. Can you do that for me?'
'Yeah, I can do that. Then what?'
'I'll tell you in a minute. Now don't forget, if the phone stops working and you can't hear me anymore, I want you to run to the trees and hide.'
Chances were Euan would find her, but what else was there to do?
'OK.'
This was going to be the tough part. Even if he was sound asleep, Euan's subconscious was likely to detect the change in air pressure and ambient noise when the front door was opened and make something of it in a dream, giving him a sort of sixth sense that something was wrong.
If so, at least she'd have a head start as long as she remembered what I'd told her.
'I'm back in the kitchen what do I do now?'
'Listen to me. This bit's very important. What number can you count up to?'
'I can count to ten thousand.'
She was sounding a little happier now, sensing the end was in sight.
'I only want you to count up to three hundred. Can you do that?'
'Yeah.'
'You've got to do it in your head.'
'OK.'
'First, I want you to go to the hob again. You know how to turn the gas on?'
'Of course! Sometimes I help Mommy with the cooking.'
