The Big Kill

Mickey Spillane

THE BIG KILL

First Published in 1951

Chapter One

It was one of those nights when the sky came down and wrapped itself around the world. The rain clawed at the windows of the bar like an angry cat and tried to sneak in every time some drunk lurched in the door. The place reeked of stale beer and soggy men with enough cheap perfume thrown in to make you sick.

Two drunks with a nickel between them were arguing over what to play on the juke box until a tomato in a dress that was too tight a year ago pushed the key that started off something noisy and hot. One of the drunks wanted to dance and she gave him a shove. So he danced with the other drunk.

She saw me sitting there with my stool tipped back against the cigarette machine and change of a fin on the bar, decided I could afford a wet evening for two and walked over with her hips waving hello.

'You're new around here, ain't ya?'

'Nah. I've been here since six o'clock.'

'Buy me a drink?' She crowded in next to me, seeing how much of herself she could plaster against my legs.

'No.' It caught her by surprise and she quit rubbing.

'Don't gentlemen usually buy ladies a drink?' she said. She tried to lower her eyelids seductively but one came down farther than the other and made her look stupid.

'I'm not a gentleman, kid.'

'I ain't a lady either so buy me a drink.'

So I bought her a drink. A jerk in a discarded army overcoat down at the end of the bar was getting the eye from the bartender because he was nursing the last drop in his glass, hating to go outside in the rain, so I bought him a drink too.

The bartender took my change with a frown. 'Them bums'll bleed you to death, feller.'

'I don't have any blood left,' I told him. The dame grinned and rubbed herself against my knees some more.

'I bet you got plenty of everything for me.'

'Yeah, but what I got you ain't getting because you probably got more than me.'

'What?'

'Forget it.'

She looked at my face a second, then edged away. 'You ain't very sociable, mister.'

'I know it. I don't want to be sociable. I haven't been sociable the last six months and I won't be for the next six if I can help it.'

'Say, what's eatin' you? You having dame trouble?'

'I never have dame trouble. I'm a misanthropist.'

'You are?' Her eyes widened as if I had something contagious.

She finished her drink and was going to stick it out anyway, no matter what I said.

I said, 'Scram.'

This time she scowled a little bit. 'Say, what the hell's eatin' you? I never...'

'I don't like people. I don't like any kind of people. When you get them together in a big lump they all get nasty and dirty and full of trouble. So I don't like people including you. That's what a misanthropist is.'

'I coulda sworn you was a nice feller,' she said.

'So could a lot of people. I'm not. Blow, sister.'

She gave me a look she kept in reserve for special occasions and got the hell out of there so I could drink by myself. It was a stinking place to have to spend the night but that's all there was on the block. The East Side doesn't cater to the uptown trade. I sat there and watched the clock go around, waiting for the rain to stop, but it was as patient as I was. It was almost malicious the way it came down, a million fingers that drummed a constant, maddening tattoo on the windows until its steady insistence rose above the bawdy talk and raucous screams of the juke box.

It got to everybody after a while, that and the smell of the damp. A fight started down at the other end and spread along the bar. It quit when the bartender rapped one guy over the head with an ice stick. One bum dropped his glass and got tossed out. The tomato who liked to rub herself had enough of it and picked up a guy who had enough left of his change to make the evening profitable and took him home in the rain. The guy didn't like it, but biology got the better of common sense again.

And I got a little bit drunk. Not much, just a little bit.

But enough so that in about five minutes I knew damn well I was going to get sick of the whole mess and start tossing them the hell out the door. Maybe the bartender too if he tried to use the stick on me. Then I could drink in peace and the hell with the rain.

Oh, I felt swell, just great.

I kept looking around to see where I'd start first, then the door opened and shut behind a guy who stood there in his shirt sleeves, wet and shivering. He had a bundle in his arms with his coat over it, and when he quit looking around the place like a scared rabbit he shuffled over to one of the booths and dropped the bundle on the seat.

Nobody but me had paid any attention to him. He threw a buck on the bar, had a shot then brought the other