to be erased from state photographs. To all of these people, I sang Captain Mullan's song, and most of the time, Captain Mullan observed my performance from a corner of the room.
Shortly before sunrise, I was declared a ‘protected informant,’ or something like that, and led to a cell. The clanging of the door woke me up at 7:30a.m. With his customary air of having enjoyed a refreshing stroll through a graveyard, C. Clayton Creech glided in, splendidly attired in his old gray suit and old gray felt hat and carrying a black, well-worn briefcase. Creech perched at the foot of my cot and regarded me in a manner that almost suggested a degree of affection.
'Thank you for recommending my services to Mr. Hatch,' Creech said. 'Stewart comes to me late in the day, but I'll do what I can. On a happier note, you'll be sprung from this shithole pronto.' He settled into a comfortable position without visibly moving. 'The official viewpoint has it that you have rid Hatchtown of a verminous character and demonstrated the utmost cooperation in your dealings with the constabulary.'
“I'm glad to hear it,' I said. 'What's the unofficial viewpoint?'
'Some of the local bluebottles harbor reservations concerning the anonymous fellow who swapped those photographs for five portraits of Andrew Jackson. It pains me to tell you this.'
“I can see that,' I said.
'We may take a primitive comfort in two developments. The first is the inability of these gentlemen, clue to the support given you by our chief of police, to do anything about their reservations. The second is that Mr. Stewart Hatch docs not dispute your claim to he the illegitimate son of his Uncle Cordwainer. Apparently, the photographs you supplied to our law enforcement officers offer striking corroboration to the claim.'
'Stewart knew it all along,' I said.
'Whatever Mr. Hatch knew or did not know is irrelevant to the present conversation.'
I swung my legs out and put my back against the wall. 'What is relevant, then?'
'Mr. Hatch's admission of prior knowledge. In the light of Mrs. Hatch's failure to support him in his time of trial, Stewart no longer wishes to impede your claim to the inheritance of his family's trust.'
'Myclaim? I don't have any claim to his money. I never said I did.'
'We are speaking now of 'claim' in the sense of 'right or title to,' not in the sense of 'demand' or 'assertion.' '
Stewart was up to something: he thought he could use me to keep the trust money for himself. I was the extra pass of the hand that misled the eye. Creech had undoubtedly designed this scheme with the impartial, nerveless skill he brought to everything else.
'Mr. Creech,' I said, “If Stewart is convicted of a crime, the trust goes to Cobbie. I'm not going to let him swindle his son.'
Creech's patience was sublime. 'Mr. Hatch has been eliminated from the food chain. I may be able to help him in a number of ways, but I cannot save him from conviction. The state of affairs is this: If
I absolved Creech of complicity. Stewart had made an elementary mistake. 'Stewart forgot that the same condition that cuts him out also eliminates me. Cordwainer Hatch was arrested and convicted twice. He's out, so I'm out.'
'The condition to which you allude does not apply to Cordwainer. His brother, Cobden Hatch, altered the terms of the trust in May of 1968. The amendment is not retroactive.'
'What do you mean?' I asked.
'The clause has no application to actions performed previous to May 1968.'
'You're kidding.'
“I seldom 'kid,' Mr. Dunstan. It doesn't suit me.' Creech folded his left leg over his right, crossed his arms, and drew himself into a tight, self-contained package. A lizardy smile appeared on his face. He was in a state of Creech-bliss.
'Before coming to this delightful facility, I enjoyed a lengthy telephone conversation with Mr. Parker Gillespie, the attorney for the Hatch estate. Mr. Gillespie is a gentleman of choleric disposition. He did not enjoy our little confab, but neither did he fudge. Cobden Hatch wished to drive his son into the path of righteousness by that tried-and-true method, carrot and stick. In 1968, his errant brother was believed safely dead. It never occurred to Cobden Hatch that the trust might wind up in the hands of anyone but his own son. However, we may assume that Stewart Hatch got the picture the second he had you in his peepers. Cordwainer was the first child of his generation; you were his son; the trust was yours. Illegitimacy has no bearing on the conditions as written. Cordwainer Hatch was born to Carpenter and Ellen Hatch. Carpenter's name appears on his birth certificate. Legally, he was Carpenter's son.'
'According to my birth certificate, Donald Messmer was my father.'
'Meaningless in the face of Stewart's admission of prior knowledge. Face it, Mr. Dunstan. The Hatch trust will be made over to you.'
“I don't believe it,' I said.
'You didn't the first time, either.'
The lizard-smile widened before my incomprehension.
'Now and then, Mr. Dunstan, it is my task to inform you of a substantial inheritance. My role in your life appears to be that of a kind of celestial messenger.'
'Sorry,' I said. 'That first time.'
'Due to Carpenter Hatch's desire to stay the dead hand of the past from restricting the financial options available to his heirs, the entire contents of the trust comes to you unencumbered. On a personal note, the spectacle of the Hatch family being so royally harpooned affords me nothing but pleasure.'
'How much money are we talking about?'
'Mr. Gillespie estimates the current value at twenty to twenty-five million, conservatively. Mr. Gillespie will be in touch with you today, and I am certain that he will advise you to retain his services. I would anticipate a spine-quivering description of the sorry state awaiting you, should you decline.'
“I guess I have to talk to him,' I said, which amused Creech.
“In the meantime, I'll prepare the documents necessary to sever Gillespie's relationship to the trust and FedEx them to you in New York. If you wish, I could also do some background work to discover if my colleague has given you an accurate accounting.'
'How would you charge me for that?'
'You would be billed at my usual rate of two hundred dollars an hour. If that is acceptable, fax Mr. Gillespie the day you return to New York, instructing him to copy me on everything he sends you. My esteemed colleague will probably defile the seat of his trousers. I suspect that your two hundred dollars an hour should net you an extra two or three million.'
'Mr. Creech,' I said, 'you're my hero.'
'Your money is going to be rigorously accounted for. And since I have more experience of your temperament than Mr. Gillespie, let me ask how much of the windfall you intend to give away.'
I smiled at him, but he did not smile back. Creech sat on the edge of my prison cot, folded into himself, gaunt, ageless, and impersonal in his gray suit and hat, waiting for whatever I would say.
“I want to take care of Cobbie Hatch,' I said.
“Is it your wish to care for the boy by supplying the funds for his education and allowing his mother a reasonable annual stipend sufficient to allow them a comfortable life, or do you intend to make him wealthy?'
'He gets half of the money,' I said.
'You are consistent in your methods,' Creech said. “I expected you to divide the pot into equal shares. May I make a suggestion?'
I nodded.
“I recommend that you establish a trust similar to the Hatches', which would grant the boy a certain sum each year, along with a separate sum for his mother's living expenses. At twenty-one, twenty-five, thirty, whatever age you specify, the boy would be given the principal. By the time he is twenty-one, it should be equal to the present value of the original trust.'
'How long would it take you to set that up?'
