rise to meet the hammer. Spark after spark erupted from the rocks. The hammer hit each successive one harder and harder, until one spark provoked a warning lick of lightning from the clouds.
And then the sky began to move, slowly, like a great angry animal uncoiling in its lair. The pounding sparks flew faster and heavier from the hammer, more lightning licks arced down to meet them from the sky, and the whole earth was beginning to tremble in something very like fearful excitement.
Thor hauled his elbows up above his head and then thrust them hard down with another ringing bellow at the sky.
'O...ddddiiiiiiinnnnnn!!!!'
The sky seemed about to crack open.
'Toe Raaaaagggggggggg!!!!!!!!!'
Thor throw himself into the ground, heaving aside about two skipsful of rocky carth. He shook with expanding rage. With a deep groan the whole of the side of the cliff began slowly to lean forward into the sea as he pushed and shook. In a few seconds more it tumbled heavily into the seething torment beneath it as Thor clambered back, seized a rock the size of a grand piano and held it above his head.
Everything seemed still for a fleeting moment.
Thor hurled the rock into the sea.
He regained his hammer.
'O...!' he bellowed.
'...Ddddddddinnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!'
His hammer cracked down.
A torrent of water erupted from the ground, and the sky exploded. Lightning flickered down like a white wall of light for miles along the coast in either direction. Thunder roared like colliding worlds and the clouds vomited rain that shattered the ground. Thor stood exulting in the torrent.
A few minutes later and the violence abated. A strong and steady rain continued to fall. The clouds were cleansing themselves and the weak rays of the early morning light began to find their way through the thinning cover.
Thor trudged back up from where he had been standing, slapping and washing the mud from his hands. He caught at his hammer when it flew to him.
He found Kate standing watching him, shivering with astonishment, fear and fury.
'What was that all about?' she yelled at him.
'I just needed to be able to lose my temper properly,' he said. When this didn't seem to satisfy her he added, 'A god can show off once in a while can't he?'
The huddled figure of Tsuliwansis came hurrying out through the rain towards them.
'You're a noisy boy, Thor,' she scolded, 'a noisy boy.'
But Thor was gone. When they looked, they guessed that he must be the tiny speck hurtling northwards through the clearing sky.
Chapter 30
Cynthia Draycott peered over the balcony at the sceene below them with distaste. Valhalla was back in full swing.
'I hate this,' she said, 'I don't want this going on in my life.'
'You don't have to, my darling,' said Clive Draycott quietly from behind her, with his hands on her shoulders. 'It's all going to be taken care of right now, and it's going to work out just fine. Couldn't be better in fact. It's just what we wanted. You know, you look fantastic in those glasses? They really suit you. I mean really. They're very chic.'
'Clive, it was meant to have been taken care of originally. The whole point was that we weren't to be troubled, we could just do it, deal with it, and forget about it. That was the whole point. I've put up with enough shit in my life. I just wanted it to be good, 100 per cent. I don't want all this.'
'Exactly. And that's why this is so perfect for us. So perfect. Clear breach of contract. We get everything we wanted now, and we're released from all obligations. Perfecto. We come out of it smelling of roses, and we have a life that is just 100 per cent good. 100 per cent. And clean. Just exactly as you wanted it. Really, it couldn't be better for us. Trust me.'
Cynthia Draycott hugged herself irritably.
'So what about this new...person? Something else we have to deal with.'
'It'll be so easy. So easy. Listen, this is nothing. We either cut him in to it, or we cut him right out. It'll be taken care of before we leave here. We'll buy him something. A new coat. Maybe we'll have to buy him a new house. Know what that'll cost us?' He gave a charming laugh. 'It's nothing. You won't ever even need to think about it. You won't ever even need to think about not thinking about it. It's... that... easy. OK?'
'Hm.'
'OK. I'll be right back.'
He turned and headed back into the ante-chamber of the hall of the All-Fattier, smiling all the way.
