Things my girlfriend and I have argued about (online version)

managed to work through all of the mail backlog – there were thousands, for God's sake. I suppose some of the ones I've yet to read could say, 'Tsk, stop whining, you git,' in which case I hope a tramp sneezes in your face. For everyone else, a strainingly huge thank you; it was genuinely appreciated.

Returning from Germany on the coach, where I typed most of this, they showed the film Notting Hill, and I cried like a tiny baby. That's not strictly relevant, but shows I'm really sensitive, eh?

J Nash's record of events is here. It is far more detailed, but neglects to mention what an excellent skier I am .

Peter

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Lover

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Bed

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Kites

(http://www.jsurf.co.uk/acatalog/Kite.html)

Mil Millington

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