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Author Notes Michael Anderle
April 17, 2020
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I don’t cut hair… (And I’ve never had lice, so don’t know anything about that.)
I used to have long hair when I was in college. It was that ‘you aren’t in your parents’ home, I can have long hair and an earring’ time during the 1980’s. I shared this rejection of authority by growing my hair long, using hair bands while riding motorcycles.
Yes, I listened to heavy metal and had a Kawasaki EX500… They called it a sport-tourer, I called it fun and thankfully not the death of me.
It was the closest thing to sexy I ever had in my notoriously geek life. Except for something recently in the last five years, but that doesn’t count.
I’m married. Owning sexy stuff while married takes the sexy out of it. I’ve lived through the young-family-has-a-van-to-drive days and now I’m in the older-life-kids-out-of-the-house-can-afford-more-expensive-toys days.
Back in the 80’s, my hair got long enough that when I rode, I had to use a hair band or rubber band (which HURTS like an SOB trying to get it out of the hair) or spend twenty minutes cussing as I tried to pull a hairbrush through the tangles if I forgot.
I still flinch to this day thinking about pulling the hairbrush through my hair. I am empathetic to any dogs when you have to comb them and they have tangles. I try my best to keep away any pain.
Today I like to wear my hair much shorter because it takes less time to dry.
With the Pandemic, and not haircutting barbershops or anything available, I am trying new ways to style it.
Not very successfully mind you. I’m married, I only have one person to impress and she is usually looking at me strange. This would be a typical discussion.
Wife: “What is that hairstyle called?”
Me: “Keep it the @#%@# out of my face.”
Wife: “… looks nice.”
Well, she SAID looks nice. Her rolling eyes proclaimed she meant something else.
Ad Aeternitatem,
Michael Anderle
Other Books by the Authors
Other Middang3ard Books
Never Split The Party (01)
Late To the Party (02)
It’s My Party (03)
Blue Hell And Alien Fire (04)
Death Of An Author: A Middang3ard Novella
Other Books by Ramy Vance
Mortality Bites Series
Keep Evolving Series
Fatebound Series
Welcome to the Dragon Show Series
Other Books by Michael Anderle
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