“Yeah, of course. Just the usual. Doc, you’re the only person in the entire medical world who believes me. Don’t start doubting me now. That would kill-”
“I’m not doubting you, Ade.”
“What are you saying then?”
“Can you at least take a few days off? Maybe a week? Nurse says you look like hell. Like you were hit with a baseball bat. Is that what happened? Again?”
“No. I jumped off the roof. Again.”
Into the phone, my shrink groans. “Ade, the number of concussions you’ve had puts you at significant risk for developing Alzheimer’s, Parkinson’s. You’re seventeen and already your head has been bruised and battered like you were a prizefighter. Please, Ade, please, take a week off.”
“I have the strange feeling you’ve told me this before.”
“Memory loss isn’t something to joke about.”
“Honestly, Doc. Promise I’ll be good. Any chance you can pacify the blowhards? They keep threatening me with expulsion and, well, this time I think they-”
“I’ll see what I can do, Ade. Have your mom wake you every two hours tonight, don’t want you slipping off into a coma.”
I can only imagine. “By the way, not sure if you remembered or not, but tomorrow’s the big day.”
“I’ve got it marked on my calendar right here. Been marked for over a year.”
“Well, it’s going down, Doc. My life changes tomorrow.”
“If it happens, it sure will.”
“Don’t be such a doubter, Doc.”
I lean forward, open the door, and wave for Mrs. Caronna to come back to the phone. She storms back in huffing and puffing. Sweating and shaking. Veins popping out of her forehead like worms struggling out of puddles. She grabs the receiver and puts her head to it. She grunts a few times. Nods twice. Says, “Okay, Dr. Borgo. We’ll certainly take that into account. Yes. We do. Of course.”
Then she hangs up and gives me this scary smile. “I don’t mean this to be offensive,” she says. “But one day I hope you break your neck.”
SIX
Mom’s great about waking me during Concussion Time.
She goes to bed early. Sets an alarm for every two hours and rocks me-hand on my shoulder since I sleep on my side-awake gently. Mom in her bathrobe with her big glasses on and her hair pulled back asks me, “Are you feeling sick?”
Just the fact that I wake up means that I’ll be okay.
Plopping herself down on the end of my bed, with the Revelation Book under her arm, Mom says, “I’m making short ribs again. With the brown sugar the way you like it.”
I say, “Yum. With mashed potatoes?”
“Garlic and Parmesan.”
Mom opens the Revelation Book on her lap and licks the point of her pen and then looks at me, eyes wide, for me to bust out a new segment of my future history.
“I’m downtown. Maybe ten years from now. Feel great,” I say.
Mom scribbles it down. Asks, “Were you wearing the black suit?”
I think back. Close my eyes. “Not sure.”
Mom, back to writing, says, “Probably the black suit. If it’s ten years, then, yeah. You said it was warm but not hot, so most likely early May or maybe, at the earliest, mid-April. Get a sense of the direction of the sun. I mean, how were the shadows? Longer?”
“Not sure, Mom.”
Mom nods and keeps writing. Talking to herself out loud she says, “Fiftieth floor. Good sign.” And, “Woman at the desk is named Louise. You met her during the interview, right?”
I just shrug, not sure.
I describe the rest. The jump. The chute. Mom says, “You’re my little stuntman.” And she pats me on the head like I’m five.
To make Mom happy, I add, “Also there was a cloud in the sky, looked just like a hand. I don’t know if this means anything, but it was pointing east.”
This, it makes Mom swoon.
See, my mom has my whole adult life mapped out.
Every vision I’ve had of myself somewhere in the future, she’s written it down and traced it out the way explorers chart rivers. Since the visions are quick and nonlinear, she’s painstakingly pieced together a basic narrative over the past three years. “Basic” is the key word. Lots of times she just fills in the blanks with guesses.
In her room, there’s one wall completely filled, top to bottom, with index cards. At the top of each card, a date. Each one a day in the life of my future self. There are sketches of clothes, of buildings. She’s got blueprints of rooms that I haven’t been in yet. Rooms that no one’s been in yet. Mom’s written it all down, this time line of me, looking for one thing: Jesus.
She’s looking for the Rapture.
The Second Coming.
The Antichrist.
All those good things.
I think it started at her church, someone mentioning how there will be signs and portents for the Second Coming. Only, the key to seeing them was you had to know where to look. You had to be open to receiving them. Mom latched on to that idea something fierce. The past seven years she’s been looking everywhere for those signs, those portents, and found them in my visions. My visions, they’re like her road map to Heaven. Mom’s peek into the clockwork of God.
Fact is: The visions in the Revelation Book are real.
But the details that Mom writes down, mostly I just make those up to make her happy. I’ll make up the tiny miracles. The little portents. Like how my seeing a mule with three legs was a sure sign peace would be coming to the Middle East in a matter of years. Maybe as soon as three. I lay it out so that the chrysanthemum I saw was a sign that Grandma was well and smiling from up in Heaven. I feel bad every time I lie, but keep on doing it because Mom is always ecstatic. And when she’s ecstatic she’s so nice to be around. I’m cool playing the little golden goose.
Tonight, sitting there writing away, Mom says, “It’s been two years, right?”
“Yeah.”
Mom, she smiles so hard it’s like she’s got the moon in her mouth.
“Tomorrow will be so beautiful. Will you tell it to me again?”
This is my mom, I oblige her.
And once again I describe how it’ll happen, how the girl I’ve been dreaming about for twenty-four aching months will show up and sing to me, I hit all the beats, and for the first time this evening she looks up from her notebook and takes her glasses off. As I run through the story, she’s grinning and nodding. When I finish she sighs and rubs my head the way she did when I was just old enough to ride a Big Wheel.
“The waiting is so hard,” Mom says. She frowns as though she really knows.
“Yeah. It almost made me crazy.”
“And what will you say to her?”
“I’ve told you how this works. You know how this works. I just wait.”
Mom tells me she’s very proud. She tells me that it’s clear that Jesus has special things planned for me. She says, “You are a very fine blessing. So very strong.”
Then she stands up and straightens out her nightgown and leaves. Closing the door slowly, she whispers, “By
