Nothing.
It is a simple fact of Nature that I happen to possess acute hearing: the kind of hearing, Father once told me, that allows its owner to hear spiderwebs clanging like horseshoes against the walls. Harriet had possessed it too, and sometimes I like to imagine I am, in a way, a rather odd remnant of her: a pair of disembodied ears drifting round the haunted halls of Buckshaw, hearing things that are sometimes better left unheard.
But, listen! There it was again! A voice reflected; hard and hollow, like a whisper in an empty biscuit tin.
I slipped out of bed and went on tiptoes to the window. Taking care not to jiggle the curtains, I peeked out into the kitchen garden just as the moon obligingly came out from behind a cloud to illuminate the scene, much as it would in a first-rate production of
But there was nothing more to see than its silvery light dancing among the cucumbers and the roses.
And then I heard a voice: an angry voice, like the buzzing of a bee in late summer trying to fly through a closed windowpane.
I threw on one of Harriet's Japanese silk housecoats (one of the two I had rescued from the Great Purge), shoved my feet into the beaded Indian moccasins that served as slippers, and crept to the head of the stairs. The voice was coming from somewhere inside the house.
Buckshaw possessed two Grand Staircases, each one winding down in a sinuous mirror image of the other, from the first floor, coming to earth just short of the black painted line that divided the checker-tiled foyer. My staircase, from the “Tar,” or east wing, terminated in that great echoing painted hall beyond which, over against the west wing, was the firearm museum, and behind it, Father's study. It was from this direction that the voice was emanating. I crept towards it.
I put an ear to the door.
'Besides, Jacko,' a caddish voice was saying on the other side of the paneled wood, 'how could you live in the light of discovery? How could you ever go on?'
For a queasy instant I thought George Sanders had come to Buckshaw, and was lecturing Father behind closed doors.
'Get out,' Father said, his voice not angry, but in that level, controlled tone that told me he was furious. In my mind I could see his furrowed brow, his clenched fists, and his jaw muscles taut as bowstrings.
'Oh, come off it, old boy,' said the oily voice. 'We're in this together—always have been, always will be. You know it as well as I.'
'Twining was right,' Father said. 'You're a loathsome, despicable excuse for a human being.'
'Twining? Old Cuppa? Cuppa's been dead these thirty years, Jacko—like Jacob Marley. But, like said Marley, his ghost lingers on. As perhaps you've noticed.'
'And we killed him,' Father said, in a flat, dead voice.
Had I heard what I'd heard? How could he—
By taking my ear from the door and bending to peer through the keyhole I missed Father's next words. He was standing beside his desk, facing the door. The stranger's back was to me. He was excessively tall, six foot four, I guessed. With his red hair and rusty gray suit, he reminded me of the Sandhill Crane that stood stuffed in a dim corner of the firearm museum.
I reapplied my ear to the paneled door.
'. no statute of limitations on shame,' the voice was saying. 'What's a couple of thousand to you, Jacko? You must have come into a fair bit when Harriet died. Why, the insurance alone—'
'Shut your filthy mouth!' Father shouted. 'Get out before I—'
Suddenly I was seized from behind and a rough hand was clapped across my mouth. My heart almost leaped out of my chest.
I was being held so tightly I couldn't manage a struggle.
'Go back to bed, Miss Flavia,' a voice hissed into my ear.
It was Dogger.
'This is none of your business,' he whispered. 'Go back to bed.'
He loosened his grip on me and I struggled free. I shot him a poisonous look.
In the near-darkness, I saw his eyes soften a little.
'Buzz off,' he whispered.
I buzzed off.
Back in my room I paced up and down for a while, as I often do when I'm thwarted.
I thought about what I'd overheard. Father a murderer? That was impossible. There was probably some quite simple explanation. If only I'd heard the rest of the conversation between Father and the stranger… if only Dogger hadn't ambushed me in the dark. Who did he think he was?
I'll show him, I thought.
'With no further ado!' I said aloud.
I slipped Jose Iturbi from his green paper sleeve, gave my portable gramophone a good winding-up, and slapped the second side of Chopin's Polonaise in A flat Major onto the turntable. I threw myself across the bed and sang along:
'DAH-dah-dah-dah, DAH-dah-dah-dah, DAH-dah-dah-dah, DAH-dah-dah-dah.'
The music sounded as if it had been composed for a film in which someone was cranking an old Bentley that
