dressed in exotic yet pragmatic finery, capped off by a well-traveled beret. He shrugged, adding, 'Everybody does, after all.'
Duke joined Kirk at the side of the new traveler, both still blocking any means of escape for the cowering Passepout, who still had his back to the cold city wall. He was thankful for the respite but dreaded the imminent resumption of his interrogation.
Duke scratched his head. 'Seems I remember hearing something about you,' he said. After a moment, he snapped his fingers and smiled, saying, 'Sure, I know you. You're that book fellow, the guy with the guides, citizen of the world, home on the range, and all of that sort of stuff.'
'Yes, I am Volo, traveler extraordinaire, and master gazetteer.'
'Well, let me shake your hand,' said Duke. He enthusiastically pumped Volo's extended hand and then turned to Kirk, saying, 'This guy is the author of that book on Waterdeep, the one I used to find us that really good festhall last time we were on leave. You remember, that really expensive place where our old girlfriends worked.'
'Yeah, I remember. Best leave I ever had, but you know I still can't figure it out,' replied Kirk. 'I thought that Katelyn had settled down with some rich merchant or something. She wasn't really the festhall type.'
'Oh, you must be referring to the Hanging Lantern,' Volo explained, ready to bring up that it had been run by a gang of doppelgangers. Then he thought better of it, simply saying, 'Glad I could be of service.'
'Darn tootin' you were of service. Best time I ever spent, outside of actual combat, that is,' said Duke.
Just then the two guards and the two recent arrivals to Suzail heard a commotion, as if a mob were approaching the gate.
'That must be the holy men. I'd better go meet them and set things in order for their arrival,' Duke said, heading toward the crowd. He turned back for just a moment to say, 'It was a real pleasure meeting you, Mister Volo. Enjoy our fair city.'
'Thank you, good sir. I'll be sure to add that the guards on watch are always courteous in my upcoming Volo's Guide to Cormyr.'
Kirk was in the process of turning back to resume his engagement with Passepout when Volo tapped him on the shoulder, asking, 'So then I'm free to enter the city?'
'No skin off my nose,' Kirk replied sarcastically.
'Then, I assume there is no problem with my bond servant accompanying me.'
'Who?'
'My bond servant,' Volo replied.
'I don't care what you do,' Kirk responded curtly.
'Very well,' said Volo, who motioned to Passepout, saying, 'Come along, then.'
'Wait a minute,' Kirk interrupted. 'He's your bond servant?'
'That's right.'
'Well, he says he's an entertainer. Passepout the great and wonderful or some such, or so he claims. I think he's Passepout the pickpocket.'
'No, he's just Passepout the bond servant. Come along, Passepout,' Volo ordered. 'I have much research to do, and none of it's getting done here.'
'Yes, Master,' said Passepout in what he hoped was a deferential enough tone.
'Now wait a second,' ordered Kirk. 'I don't care what research you have to do. If this here is Passepout the bond servant, then why did he claim to be Passepout the entertainer, son of Idle and Cant-floss?'
'That's Catinflas,' corrected Passepout, wishing he hadn't after he had.
'Vanity, I guess,' answered Volo. 'After all, how would you feel if your parents were famous thespians and the best that you've managed to make of your life is as a lowly bond servant?'
'The reason doesn't matter the fact is, he lied. And if I recall the Cormyr Civil Code, telling an intentional untruth to a guard on watch is an actionable offense.'
'Well, I am very sorry,' said Volo in his most conciliatory tone. 'What is the fine? Will a gold piece do?' he asked, holding up a particularly shiny coin.
'Sure,' said Kirk, knowing that it was against the Civil Code for him to accept such official fines outside a courtroom. He reached for the coin, only to have Volo snatch it away.
Volo propositioned. 'How about this? You don't want to waste time in some courtroom turning in this fine, and I obviously don't really want to pay it. After all, a gold piece is a gold piece, and more than twice the value of a well-trained bond servant, let alone this one. How about I'll flip you for it, double or nothing? That way you have a chance to get another gold piece for your troubles, and I have a chance to be on my way. What do you say?'
Just then Duke called from the other side of the gate. 'Hey, Kirk! I need a hand!'
Kirk called to his old friend, 'Be right there,' then turned to Volo, and said, 'Okay, but be quick about it.'
Volo agreed, and quickly tossed the coin in the air, calling, 'Dragons, I win.'
'Then, kings I win,' said Kirk.
It came up dragons.
Kirk cursed and joined his comrade-in-arms at the gate dealing with the oncoming holy men, one of whom seemed to be quite obstreperous.
Volo and Passepout could still overhear the taller guard doing his duty, drawling, 'Now see here, pilgrim, hold on and wait your turn, or you'll…' as they entered the city proper.
Chapter 2
The Promenade was filled with the hustle and bustle of Suzail's citizenry returning home after a hard day of work, or venturing out in preparation for a long night's fun. Purple Dragons policed the streets as obvious omens of order, perhaps to impress the dignitaries that may or may not have converged on the city for the meeting of the College of War Wizards. Amidst all the melee of activity, the two travelers put greater distance between themselves and the gate.
'How can I thank you enough, O great and wonderful master?' implored the greatly relieved Passepout. 'I was sure that I would be spending the next few days repairing my bruised and battered body in some cold, dark dungeon.'
'Think nothing of it, good sir,' insisted Volo. 'I have lived the life of a vagabond for many years and have experienced more than my fair share of overzealous sentries and the like. I haven't always been of the stature to weekend at the beautiful estates of the Bernd family.'
'You've stayed at Yonda?'
'You've heard of it?'
'Who hasn't heard of the most opulent family estate in all Cormyr?'
'I've just passed a few days there. Have you had the chance to visit?'
'Even famous thespians such as myself must wait for an invitation, and from what I understand they are few and far between.'
'I'm sure your time will come. Bernd has an eye for talent and is a renowned patron of the arts. I'll see about putting the two of you together.'
'Again I am in your debt.'
'We men of the road must stick together. Now where is your great performance scheduled? As I will only be in town for a few days, I hope I will be able to catch it.'
'Well, you see, O great and wonderful savior of the only son of Catinflas and Idle, my exact, uh… arrangements have yet to be solidified, and I had hopes of working out some sort of arrangement in town until several possible, uh… opportunities become more solidified.'
'I see,' said Volo, with just enough insight to make the down-on-his-luck thespian a bit uneasy.
'It's not like that,' Passepout insisted. 'I'm many things but not a thief, as those graying Purple Dragons at
