safety, I was still obliged to show up when I was summoned, and to put my telepathy to use for them. Milder measures than their former choices (torture and terror) were what 'mainstreaming' vampires needed. The hot water immediately made me feel better, and I relaxed as it beat on my back.
'Shall I join you?'
'Shit, Bill!' My heart pounding a mile a minute, I leaned against the shower wall for support.
'Sorry, sweetheart. Didn't you hear the bathroom door opening?'
'No, dammit. Why can't you just call 'Honey, I'm home,' or something?'
'Sorry,' he said again, not sounding very sincere. 'Do you need someone to scrub your back?'
'No, thank you,' I hissed. 'I'm not in the back-scrubbing kind of mood.'
Bill grinned (so I could see his fangs were retracted) and pulled the shower curtain closed.
When I came out of the bathroom, towel wrapped around me more or less modestly, he was stretched out on my bed, his shoes neatly lined up on the little rug by the night table. Bill was wearing a dark blue long-sleeved shirt and khakis, with socks that matched the shirt and polished loafers. His dark brown hair was brushed straight back, and his long sideburns looked retro.
Well, they were, but more retro than most people could ever have imagined.
He has high arched brows and a high-bridged nose. His mouth is the kind you see on Greek statues, at least the ones I've seen in pictures. He died a few years after the end of the Civil War (or the War of Northern Aggression, as my grandmother always called it).
'What's the agenda for tonight?' I asked. 'Business, or pleasure?'
'Being with you is always pleasure,' Bill said.
'We're going to Shreveport for what reason?' I asked, since I know a dodgy answer when I hear one.
'We were summoned.'
'By?'
'Eric, of course.'
Now that Bill had run for, and accepted, a position as Area 5 investigator, he was at Eric's beck and call— and under Eric's protection. That meant, Bill had explained, that anyone attacking Bill would also have to deal with Eric, and it meant that Bill's possessions were sacred to Eric. Which included me. I wasn't thrilled to be numbered among Bill's possessions, but it was better than some of the alternatives.
I made a face in the mirror.
'Sookie, you made a deal with Eric.'
'Yeah,' I admitted, 'I did.'
'So you must stick by it.'
'I plan on it.'
'Wear those tight blue jeans that lace up the sides,' Bill suggested.
They weren't denim at all, but some kind of stretchy stuff. Bill just loved me in those jeans, which came down low. More than once, I had wondered if Bill had some kind of Britney Spears fantasy thing going on. Since I was fully aware that I looked good in the jeans, I pulled them on, and a dark blue-and-white-checked short- sleeved shirt that buttoned up the front and stopped about two inches below my bra. Just to exhibit a little independence (after all, he'd better remember I was my own woman) I brushed my hair into a ponytail high up on my head. I pinned a blue bow over the elastic band and slapped on a little makeup. Bill glanced at his watch once or twice, but I took my time. If he was so all-fired concerned about how I was going to impress his vampire friends, he could just wait for me.
Once we were in the car and on our way west to Shreveport, Bill said, 'I started a new business venture today.'
Frankly, I'd been wondering where Bill's money came from. He never seemed rich; he never seemed poor. But he never worked, either; unless it was on the nights we weren't together.
I was uneasily aware that any vampire worth his salt could become wealthy; after all, when you can control the minds of humans to some extent, it's not that difficult to persuade them to part with money or stock tips or investment opportunities. And until vampires gained the legal right to exist, they hadn't had to pay taxes, see. Even the U.S. government had to admit it couldn't tax the dead. But if you gave them rights, Congress had figured, and gave them the vote, then you could obligate them into paying taxes.
When the Japanese had perfected the synthetic blood that actually enabled vampires to 'live' without drinking human blood, it had been possible for vampires to come out of the coffin. 'See, we don't have to victimize mankind to exist,' they could say. 'We are not a threat.'
But I knew Bill's big thrill was when he drank from me. He might have a pretty steady diet of LifeFlow (the most popular marketing name for the synthetic blood) but nipping my neck was incomparably better. He could drink some bottled A positive in front of a whole bar full of people, but if he planned on a mouthful of Sookie Stackhouse, we had better by golly be in private, the effect was that different. Bill didn't get any kind of erotic thrill from a wineglass of LifeFlow.
'So what's this new business?' I asked.
'I bought the strip mall by the highway, the one where LaLaurie's is.'
'Who owned that?'
'The Bellefleurs originally owned the land. They let Sid Matt Lancaster do a development deal for them.'
Sid Matt Lancaster had acted as my brother's lawyer before. He'd been around for donkey's years and had way more clout than Portia.
'That's good for the Bellefleurs. They've been trying to sell that for a couple of years. They need the cash, bad. You bought the land and the strip mall? How big a parcel of land is that?'
'Just an acre, but it's in a good location,' Bill said, in a businesslike voice that I'd never heard before.
'That same strip's got LaLaurie's, and a hair salon, and Tara's Togs?' Aside from the country club, LaLaurie's was the only restaurant with any pretensions in the Bon Temps area. It was where you took your wife for your twenty-fifth wedding anniversary, or your boss when you wanted a promotion, or a date you really, really wanted to impress. But it didn't make a lot of money, I'd heard.
I have no inkling of how to run a business, or manage business dealings, having been just a step or two ahead of poor all my life. If my parents hadn't had the good fortune to find a little oil on their land and save all the money from it before the oil ran out, Jason and Gran and I would've had a hand-to-mouth time of it. At least twice, we had been close to selling my parents' place, just to keep up Gran's house and taxes, while she raised the two of us.
'So, how does that work? You own the building that houses those three businesses, and they pay you rent?'
Bill nodded. 'So now, if you want to get something done to your hair, go to Clip and Curl.'
I'd only been to a hairdresser once in my life. If the ends got ragged, I usually went over to Arlene's trailer and she trimmed them evenly. 'Do you think my hair needs something done to it?' I asked uncertainly.
'No, it's beautiful.' Bill was reassuringly positive. 'But if you should want to go, they have, ah, manicures, and hair-care products.' He said 'hair-care products' as if it were in a foreign language. I stifled a smile.
'And,' he continued, 'take anyone you want to LaLaurie's, and you won't have to pay.'
I turned in my seat to stare at him.
'And Tara knows that if you come in, she will put any clothes you buy on my account.'
I could feel my temper creak and give way. Bill, unfortunately, could not. 'So, in other words,' I said, proud of the evenness of my voice, 'they know to indulge the boss's fancy woman.'
Bill seemed to realize he'd made a mistake. 'Oh, Sookie,' he began, but I wasn't having any of it. My pride had risen up and whopped me in the face. I don't lose my temper a lot, but when I do, I make a good job of it.
'Why can't you just send me some damn flowers, like anyone else's boyfriend? Or some candy. I like candy. Just buy me a Hallmark card, why don't you? Or a kitten or a scarf!'
'I meant to give you something,' he said cautiously.
'You've made me feel like a kept woman. And you've certainly given the people who work at those businesses the impression I am.'
As far as I could tell in the dim dashboard light, Bill looked like he was trying to figure out the difference. We
