Humfrey remarked without looking up: 'You rather remind me of your father.' Suddenly Dor felt very good.
Grundy and the gorgon were sharing a scream soda in the kitchen; Dor heard the noise from several rooms away. They were using straws; hers poked into her nothing face, where the soda disappeared. She had a face, all right; it just could not be seen. Dor wondered what it would be like to kiss her. In the dark she would seem entirely normal. Except for those little snakes.
'I need the conjuration spell,' Dor said. 'The one that flashes.'
The screams faded as she left the soda. 'I know exactly where it is. I have every spell classified and properly filed. First time there's been order in this castle in a century.' She reached for an upper shelf, her figure elongating enticingly. What a woman she would be, if only she had a visible face! But no, that would be ruinous; her face petrified men, literally.
'There,' she said, bringing down an object that looked like a closed tube. It had a lens on one end, and a switch on the side. 'You just push the switch forward, there, when you're ready.'
'I'm ready now. I want to go to the tapestry room in Castle Roogna. Are you coming, Grundy?'
'One moment.' The golem sucked in the last scream from the soda-no more than a whimper, actually-and crossed the room.
'Do you really want to marry the Good Magician-now that you know him?' Dor asked the gorgon curiously.
'What would he do for socks and spells, without me?' she retorted. 'This castle needs a woman.'
'Uh, yes. All castles do. But-'
'What kind of a man would give a pretty girl board and room for a year, never touching her, just to think it over, knowing she probably would change her mind in that period?'
'A good man. A patient one. A serious one.' Then Dor nodded, understanding the thrust of her question. 'One worth marrying.'
'I thought I wanted him, when I came here. Now I am sure of it. Under all that grouch is a remarkably fine Magician, and a fine man, too.'
Almost exactly the words Humfrey had used to describe the Zombie Master! But it seemed that tragedy was about to bypass the gnome, after all. Parallels went only so far. 'I wish you every happiness.'
'Would you believe there are three happiness spells on that shelf?' She winked. 'And a potency spell too-but he won't need that, I suspect'
Dor eyed her once again with the memory of his erstwhile Mundane barbarian body. 'Right,' he agreed.
'Actually, all he needs for happiness is a good cheap historical adventure tome, like that one he's reading now, about ancient Xanth. I'm going to read it too, as soon as he finishes, I understand it has lots of sex and sorcery and a really stupid barbarian hero-'
Hastily, Dor pushed the switch. The spell flashed-and he stood before the tapestry. 'Savior of Xanth,' he said, feeling foolish, and his vial of restorative elixir popped out from whatever invisible place it had lain for eight hundred years. He had to catch it before it could shatter on the floor, but he lacked the muscle and reflexes his Mundane body had had, and missed. The vial plummeted-And jerked short on an invisible thread, and swung there, undamaged. A silken dragline had been attached to it. 'Not this time, Murphy!' Dor cried as he nabbed it. He looked for his friend Jumper, who had surely rescued him again in this fashion, but did not see him.
Now, with the object of his quest in hand, he wondered: how could an object be spelled into a tapestry-within-a-tapestry-how could it emerge from the main tapestry? Or were the two tapestries the same? They had to be, because-yet they couldn't be, because-He seemed to be skirting paradox here, but couldn't quite grasp it. Anyway, he had the elixir. Best not to question to deeply; he might not like the answer.
Yet he lingered, watching the tapestry. He saw Castle Roogna, with its returning personnel cleaning out the last of the debris of battle and doing preparatory work for the zombie graveyard beyond the moat-the graveyard those zombies still resided in today. They had protected the Castle well, all these centuries, but now it was in no danger, so they lay quietly out of sight. Except for Jonathan, the strange exception. It seemed there were personality differences among zombies, just as there were in people, 'One in every crowd,' he murmured.
His eye focused on the spot he had vacated. He and Jumper had been trying to get as close to the place they had entered the Fourth Wave world as possible. They had cut into the jungle-and the jungle had tried to cut into them, when they encountered that saw grass-navigated the Gap with the use of silk lines for descent and ascent-fortunately the Gap dragon had been elsewhere at the time, perhaps suffering from the forget spell-and forged into northern Xanth. As they drew near the spot, their presence seemed to activate the spell, and it had reverted.
There, near that place, was the Mundane giant. He had no huge spider now as companion. He had wandered to a stockaded hut, begging a place to stay the night. He faced the mistress of the hut, an attractive young woman. As Dor watched, the tiny figures animated.
'What are they saying?' Dor asked Grundy.
'I thought you said you needed no translation!'
'Grundy-'
The golem hastily translated: 'I am a barbarian, recently disenchanted. I was transformed, or driven, into the body of a flea, while an alien shade governed my body.'
'The flea!' Dor exclaimed. 'The one that hid in my hair and kept biting me! That was the Mundane!'
'Shut up while I'm translating,' Grundy said. 'This lip reading is hard.' He resumed: 'That creature did its best to destroy me, yanking me across the Gap on a rope, throwing me among zombies, thrusting me single-handed against an army of monsters-'
