intensified and yellow rain was cascading off the roof. The booming of its fusillade was unnerving; there were too many hailstones mixed in, and it looked suspiciously like a suitable habitat for tornado wraiths.
'Well, I don't know for sure,' the pavilion answered. 'But once I overheard the Queen talking with a ghost, as they took shelter from a small shower, and she said Bink always had been an annoyance to her, and now Bink's son was an annoyance to her daughter. She said she'd do something about it, if it weren't for the King.'
'But I never did anything to them!' Dor protested.
'Yes you did,' Grundy said. 'You were born a full Magician. They can't stand that.'
Now the boxing gloves had him boxed in, backed to the very edge of the pavilion. 'How do I get out of this?'
'Make a light,' the pavilion said. 'Shadowboxers can't stand light.'
'I don't have a light!' One glove grazed his chest, but as he nudged away from it, water streamed down his back. This was a yellow rain; did it leave a yellow streak?
'Then you'd better run,' the pavilion said.
'Yeah, dodo!' Irene agreed. The plant was not bothering her, since she had enchanted it. 'Go bash your head into a giant hailstone. Some ice would be good for your brain.'
Three more boxing gloves struck at him. Dor plunged into the rain. He was instantly soaked again, but fortunately the hailstones were small and light and somewhat mushy. Irene's mocking laughter pursued him.
Gusts of wind buffeted him savagely and lightning played about the sky. Dor knew he had no business being out in this storm, but he refused to return home. He ran into the jungle.
'Turn about!' Grundy yelled into his ear. The golem was clinging to his shoulder. 'Get under cover!'
It was excellent advice; lightning bolts could do a lot of harm if they struck too near. After they had lain for a few hours on the ground and cooled off so that they were not so bright, they could be gathered and used for bolting together walls and things. But a fresh one could spear right through a man.
Nevertheless, Dor kept running. The general frustration and confusion he felt inside exceeded that outside.
He was not so confused as to blunder into the obvious hazards of the wilderness. The immediate Castle Roogna environs were spelled to be safe for people and their friends, but the deep jungle could not be rendered safe short of annihilation. No spell would tame a tangle tree for long, or subdue a dragon. Instead, certain paths were protected, and the wise person remained on these paths.
A lightning bolt cracked past him and buried its point in the trunk of a massive acorn tree, the brilliant length of the bolt quivering. It was a small one, but it had three good sharp jags and could have wiped Dor out if it had hit him. The tree trunk was blistering with the heat of it.
That was too close a miss. Dor ran across to the nearest charmed path, one bearing south. No bolts would strike him here. He knew the path's ultimate destination was the Magic Dust village, governed by trolls, but he had never gone that far. This time-well, he kept running, though his breath was rasping past his teeth. At least the exertion kept him warm.
'Good thing I'm along,' Grundy said in his ear. 'That way there's at least one rational mind in the re-'
Dor had to laugh, and his mood lightened. 'Half a mind, anyway,' he said. The storm was lightening too, as if in tandem with his mood. The way he interacted with the inanimate, that was entirely possible. He slowed to a walk, breathing hard, but continued south. How he wished he had a big, strong, muscular body that could run without panting or knock the gloves right off shadowboxers, instead of this rather small, slight frame. Of course, he didn't have his full growth yet, but he knew he would never be a giant.
'I remember a storm we suffered down this way, just before you were born,' Grundy remarked. 'Your daddy, Bink, and Chester Centaur, and Crombie the soldier in griffin guise-the King transformed him for the quest, you know-and the Good Magician-'
'Good Magician Humfrey?' Dor demanded. 'You traveled with him? He never leaves his castle.'
'It was your father's quest for the source of magic; naturally Humfrey came along. The old gnome was always keen on information. Good thing, too; he's the one who showed me how to become real. Good thing for him, too; he met the gorgon, and you should have seen the flip she did over him, the first man she could talk to who didn't turn to stone. Anyway, this storm was so bad it washed out some of the stars from the sky; they were floating in puddles.'
'Stop, Grundy!' Dor cried, laughing. 'I believe in magic, as any sensible person does, but I'm not a fool! Stars wouldn't float in water. They would fizzle out in seconds!'
'Maybe they did. I was riding a flying fish at the time, so I couldn't see them too well. But it was some storm!'
There was a shudder in the ground, not thunder. Dor halted, alarmed. 'What is that?'
'Sounds like the tramp of a giant, to me,' Grundy hazarded. His talent was translation, and he could interpret anything any creature said, but footfalls weren't language. 'Or worse. It just might be-'
Suddenly it loomed from the gloom. 'An ogre!' Dor finished, terrified. 'Right on the path! How could the enchantment have failed? We're supposed to be safe on these-'
The ogre tramped on toward them, a towering hulk more than twice Dor's height and broad in proportion. Its great gap-toothed mouth cracked open horrendously. An awful growl blasted out like the breath of a hungry dragon.
'What say, lil man-will you give me a han-?' Grundy said.
'What?' Dor asked, startled almost out of his fright.
'That's what the ogre says; I was translating.'
