the yard behind their house, emptied the basket, and lit a fire under the large metal grill of the outdoor oven. As one batch of corn roasted, she wrapped it in palm leaves to keep in the heat and set it in the basket again. Roasting and packing, roasting and packing, she filled the basket up again.
'Now to get this to Ansige,’ she said, hefting it onto her back once more.
When she got to the guest lodge, she expected to see Ansige, but she was told he was still sleeping. Secretly, she was relieved. She left the basket in the care of the other lodgers with strict instructions that it was to be given to Ansige the moment he awoke. Then she departed in gratitude, feeling lighter, and not only because of the lack of the heavy basket.
Ansige awoke, a delicious smell tickling his mind into full consciousness. He opened his door and saw the basket.
'What is that?’ he exclaimed even as his nose confirmed the good news.
'Your wife brought it for you,’ replied a passing fellow lodger.
A number of thoughts and emotions flashed through Ansige's mind. First he was very very glad that the delicious smell belonged to him and no-one else, but then he became instantly suspicious and annoyed. Imagine Paama leaving something like that out where anyone could have stolen it! In fact, perhaps the other lodgers had been picking at it all day while he slept. Perhaps they had stuffed the gaps with more palm leaves to make it look as full as ever.
'Ah??hank you,’ he said awkwardly, and dragged the basket into his room, shooting nervous glances about. What if more people saw his bounty and wanted to have a share in it?
He quickly washed and dressed, the smell teasing him all the while. Then he stuck his head out of his door and looked around furtively before sneaking out and trotting down the road with the basket on his back, heading to the only place he knew where he could eat alone and in peace—the fields.
He avoided the place of his previous crime—not consciously, perhaps, given that the crop fields were so much closer to the village than the pastures where the livestock grazed. He hopped over low vines of sweet potato and wove in and out of rows of maize until he was well in the centre, where he could not be disturbed. Then he began to eat.
It was delicious. Even the sight and sound of the maize rustling in the breeze above him seemed to add greater pleasure to his dining. For a while he revelled in it, but then something terrible happened. His arm plunged into the depths of the basket, and his hand scraped the bottom! A sinking sensation of loss made the comfortable, full feeling in his stomach lessen. He scrabbled through the discarded palm leaves around him in case he had missed one last corncob but eventually emerged empty-handed and depressed.
Imagine now Ansige in his nest of palm leaves, sitting dejectedly by an empty basket, all but pouting in his disappointment. An expression that would have been very familiar to Paama was present on his face: ‘I am Constantly Mistreated and Abused.’ He looked up to the heavens in entreaty, and his gaze was intercepted by the unusual sight of a single locust sitting on a corncob in one of the maize plants. It had peeled back the pale green leaves and was rubbing its forelegs in glee. Suddenly it became aware of Ansige's presence. It matched his unblinking stare for a brief moment and then seemed to shrug.
'Good corn,’ it said conversationally, and reared back in preparation for the first grand bite.
Ansige roared. The locust took off in fright and spun off into the sky, never to be seen or heard or remembered again. Ansige snatched the corncob that it had sat on and snapped it off its stalk, brandishing his prize with another roar, this time of triumph.
Then, panting a little, he paused to consider the corncob in his hand.
After all, if he took a few, just enough to replace the ones that the others
Setting the basket on his back, he started to work. It was really amazing how industrious Ansige could be about anything that guaranteed a good feed at the end. Of course, since there wasn't any way for him to gauge how many had been taken from him, he kept picking, just to be sure. The sun was so hot in the early afternoon that he put aside his growing load and sought the shade of a breadfruit tree. Naturally that put ideas into his head, so he hooked down a number of the large green globes and built a small fire. After roasting many pieces on the point of a stick and eating his way through six of the starchy, football-sized breadfruits, you would have thought that he would forget all about corncobs, but all that happened was that he decided to nap for a while, just until the cool of the evening, when he could finish his harvesting in comfort.
Hours passed before he awoke again. The breadfruits had descended to the nether regions of his capacious stomach, and he was ready to top up again. Taking up his basket, he continued his previous work as twilight fell.
Meanwhile, Paama was growing uneasy. She had an instinct that told her that Ansige was heading for some kind of food-related trouble. She went on preparing dinner (the menu was greatly expanded as Ansige would be joining them at table) and tried to forget her vague fears, but when night fell and there was still no sign of him anywhere in the village, not even for a brief visit to lick the spoon, her sense of foreboding increased. Taking a torch, she went towards the fields, hoping he was not trying to capture another sheep.
Then she saw what looked like a squat, hunchbacked shadow lumbering towards the village. She began to call out.
'Ansige? Ansige is that you? Wait??e careful??ou're too close to the??atch out!'
There was a faint answering ‘Aughhhhhhh!’ sounding as if it were fading into the distance, and then an even fainter splash.
Paama ran. She skipped along the trail that led from the village to the fields, a trail which, on closer examination, did perhaps run entirely too close to the well for a stranger to tell the difference in the dark. She wondered how he had managed to topple over the low wall around the well that was supposed to keep out animals and small children. Then, when she shone the torch down the well, she almost shrieked. There was Ansige, bobbing in the midst of a huge mass of floating corncobs and fragments of basket.
'What are you doing?’ she cried, not knowing whether to laugh or wail.
Ansige splashed, snorted, and spluttered. ‘Don't act as if you don't know me! I ate the corn that you sent me, but since people
Paama choked back her hysterical laughter. ‘I'm sorry, Ansige. But look at you, stealing people's corn and talking about property rights! Now I have to get you out of this, in truth. You're far too heavy for me to pull up by myself. Wait—I'll be back soon.'
She rushed off, hardly attending to his grumble that he could hardly go anywhere now, could he? Then an idea came to her. Running as fast as she could, she went to a field of grazing cattle, untied them, and chased them into the cornfields. Only then did she dash back to the village. She began to raise the alarm, crying out for help as she ran along the streets. ‘Help me! Help! Something terrible has happened! Ansige has fallen into the well!'
With such interesting news, people quickly came running out of their doors. ‘In the well?’ ‘What happened?’ ‘How did he manage to do that?'
Paama gasped out her story. ‘He saw cattle??hey had got loose??hey were trampling the young corn. He tried to chase them away, and he gathered up the ears that had been broken off. But when he tried to make his way back to the village in the dark, he stumbled off the trail and fell into the well!'
'Never mind, we'll get him out,’ they reassured her, mistaking her panting breaths for distraught sobs.
With lights and ropes, they went to the well, and soon Ansige was hauled out onto dry land. Others rushed off to the cornfields and took the cattle back to their pasture. People clamoured around Ansige, trying to ask him his story of how such a thing had happened. Paama pushed forward quickly.
'Ansige, you must be in shock. People, please do not badger the poor man. He must get dry. He must change his clothes. He must have his dinner.'
'Dinner?’ Ansige said plaintively.
All desire to talk about his ordeal vanished. He trotted obediently beside Paama towards her family's house.
