'You're getting older every minute, old man,' he said, 'and I think maybe you're about as old as you're going to get, you fuck with my boss. Where's the paper?'
'Believe me, man, I'd never fuck with your boss. She's too good a shot,' I said as I flopped heavily into a redwood deck chair. He ignored my comment. 'This is just business,' I added. When Travis Lee stepped out of the back door, I saw a shadowy figure half-hidden, and I asked for a beer. 'Something in a can,' I added. The scar- faced bodyguard nodded in agreement. Travis Lee went back inside without a word.
'You're smart, old man,' the bodyguard said, patting me on the shoulder like an obedient child. 'Stay that way. You'll live longer.' Then he took up his stance directly behind me, his coat open for easy access to the mini-Uzi hanging under his arm. His compatriots leaned against the glass wall windbreak, one in the middle, the others at the far corners of the deck.
Travis Lee, dressed in his lawyer suit and black boots, his golden belt buckle gleaming dully in the sunshine, joined me at the table as he handed me a can of Tecate. Travis had a stiff bourbon in a heavy crystal glass wrapped tightly in his hand. 'You want to let me take a look at the option, son?' he said.
'Lomax sees it first,' I said, then added, 'But you can hold it.' Then I slipped it out of the cast and handed it over. He took it, trying very hard not to look at it or smell it. 'You know, a bartender once told me that when Mandy Rae came through town she fucked everybody from the governor to his pet bullfrog.'
Travis Lee looked at me oddly, then glanced down at the folded, rumpled paper. 'Where's the check, son? The check was never cashed.' I slipped the check out of my cast and handed that to him. It had been in the envelope the lawyer had handed me at Tom Ben's probate hearing. Travis Lee laughed, waving the check and the option together. 'Looks like a negotiable instrument,' he said. 'We can do some business this morning.'
'But it's my business, Wallingford,' I said as I jerked the option and the check out of his hands. 'So I'll take those back please. Bring him to me.'
Betty and Cathy showed up on time, which I hadn't expected. They sat down at the table by the door, their faces pale and stiff, their eyes hidden behind dark glasses, their mouths pressed into straight, tight lines. Betty touched the Ladysmith carefully with one finger as if the piece might be alive.
'What's this?' she said to me.
'Your ticket out of this mess,' I said.
'The detective gathers the suspects,' Cathy said with a sneer.
'Suspects is not the word I would have chosen,' I said. 'You ladies should have killed me while you had the chance. Because you're going to regret it now.'
Cathy's answering smile was only vaguely human. 'Maybe you'll pay more attention to who you fuck
'You can count on that,' I said.
At least Betty had the grace to look away.
A few moments later I heard the Lomax parade arrive and park under Travis Lee's house. The quiet rumble of the stretch limo, the whirr of the wheelchair, the murmurs of their voices – all of the sound loud and clear as it echoed off the glass walls. Sylvie walked beside the driver, who guided the old woman's electric wheelchair up the ramp. The old woman had one shawl draped over her shoulders, another over her useless legs. She stopped her chair at the table nearest to the end of the ramp, and Sylvie sat beside her. Once again both were dressed in black.
Hayden Lomax and his Aunt Alma followed them. Lomax was middle-aged but still as trim and with the same bouncing walk that he must have had on the courts of his youth. He had arrived in a polo shirt, chinos, and deck shoes. As if down for a party weekend. His curly hair was shot with gray, but his face was cherubic, pleasant, complete with a boyish grin that he couldn't seem to control. For all the world, I'll swear he looked like an innocent.
His Aunt Alma walking beside him was something else. She had the countenance of an axe murderer. She had to be in her seventies but she wasn't even slightly stooped with age. In fact, she looked as if she could still get right in your face and go to the basket. Or knock you to your knees and make you pray for forgiveness until they bled. Lomax obviously deferred to her, and not just because he had to look up to her. The old woman was at least six inches taller than he was, even with his bouncing, youthful gait. Another thing was obvious: The old woman despised Sylvie and the woman in the wheelchair. When she happened to glance their way, her lips pursed as if she had just eaten a persimmon. Or smelled something deeply corrupt. This verified the rumors Bob and I had picked up in the bars from people who had once worked for the Lomaxes.
The Lomax parade gathered at the two tables nearest the ramp. Travis Lee fawned over them as he provided drinks. I stayed where I was, scratching not so aimlessly at the inside of my cast.
'Mr. Lomax,' Travis Lee boomed as he brought him over to my table, 'I'd like you to meet my partner, Milo Milodragovitch.'
Lomax acknowledged me with a nod and his involuntary grin. 'Milodragovitch,' he said.
'That's Mr. Milodragovitch,' I said, suspecting that he had never heard my name in his life.
'Be nice,' the bodyguard whispered behind me as he slapped me lightly on the head.
'I've never heard that name before,' Lomax said in an oddly high, piping voice, a voice that went with his silly grin. 'What is it, Russian?'
'Irish, I think,' I said. I was right. He didn't know who I was.
Travis Lee said, 'Let's get down to business.'
'First things first,' I said. 'Mr. Lomax, for reasons I won't go into, but I'm sure you'll understand shortly, it's imperative that this conversation be private, unrecorded. Believe me, sir, you're not going to want a record of this meeting. So if everybody will throw any electronic devices they're wearing or carrying over the fence, we can proceed privately.' When he hesitated, I said, 'What are you worried about, sir? You're not running for office, are you?' Aunt Alma chimed in loudly, 'Forgive me, young man, but my nephew doesn't run for office, he owns the fools who bother.'
Lomax had the decency to be embarrassed, so he gave an irritated wave to his men, who dumped their walkie-talkies and recorders without complaint. Lomax himself wasn't wired, but Wallingford was. He grumbled the loudest but quickly complied after Lomax snapped at him. Then he snapped again. Wallingford and the bodyguard stepped just out of earshot.
I leaned across the table, the option in my hand, and said very softly, 'Mr. Lomax, after you look at this option, I want you to think long and hard before you say a word, and whatever you say, it's very important that you say it quietly. Very important.'
'This is a copy,' Lomax said quietly, confused.
'Read the words at the bottom of the document,' I said.
He glanced down, then he sighed so deeply I thought he was going to faint. He grabbed his face as if to catch his infernal grin before it bled at the corners. 'I knew it would come out someday,' he whispered as two tiny tears formed at the corners of his merry eyes. 'How the hell did you find out?' he said softly.
'Pretty much a string of coincidences,' I admitted. 'Your damned mother-in-law kept trying to shoot me.'
'She's like that,' he said.
'That's what I thought. An old boy has to watch out for a woman scorned. She just threw a few rounds at me. She buried a stone in your heart.'
Lomax just shook his head slowly.
'The trick now is for you to keep quiet,' I said. 'Your future depends on my silence, just as much as my future depends on your silence. I know you've used your offshore rigs to smuggle cocaine,' I said, 'and that you set Mandy Rae and Enos Walker up in business. You've probably got too much political clout for me to touch you with the cocaine thing. But I can fucking promise you, if you don't behave, I'll break your aunt's heart and shove the pieces up your ass.'
'Yes, sir,' he said, then shook my hand, a businessman all the way. He knew when he was beaten. His grin flashed on and off like a faulty neon sign. 'Thank you,' he said. 'Thank you very much.' The little bastard cared more about what his mad aunt thought of him than the chance that I could send him to prison. As if people like Lomax ever went to prison. 'I didn't know,' he said. 'I swear to you I didn't know. I'll provide anything you want. Anything.'
'Stop whining, put a cork in your greed, and whatever happens next, you clean it up. And you should get your aunt out of here because I can't control what happens next.'
