Surely the front door of the house would tell a different story. My neighborhood was hardly immune to crime, and over the years I had invested in a stout deadbolt and an alarm system. But the status light on the system monitor still glowed a benign green, and the deadbolt was unmolested. So were the doorjamb, the kitchen door, and the slider in the back. Every window was secure.
I felt like one of Ian Fleming’s Bond martinis-shaken, not stirred. Returning to the kitchen, I poured three fingers of bourbon and drained half of it in two scalding swallows. Only when it began lighting up my nervous system did the real point of this elaborate intrusion occur to me:
It, too, in both style and substance, had been stolen from the pages of an old spy novel.
I stepped to the bookshelves by the fireplace, where it took me only seconds to locate A Fragment of Fear, a 1965 novel by John Bingham. While I was at it, I grabbed my yellowed paperback of Maugham’s Ashenden and the hardback of The Double Game, then took everything to the couch.
Flipping through the Bingham, I found what I was after in chapter three, a scene in which the main character receives a threatening note, then realizes it must have been typed on his own typewriter with his own stationery, even though his home showed no sign of a break-in. Bravo. I toasted the intruder’s ingenuity and drained the bourbon.
What made this little stunt even more fascinating was that Bingham was not just any author. A titled Brit also known as Lord Clanmorris, he, too, had spied for his country, and he was a fine writer. But his greatest claim to literary fame was by proxy. He was reputedly a model for fictional spymaster George Smiley, John Le Carre’s very own Folly, and yet another fabled mole hunter. Not to mention that, to my mind, Bingham’s best work was a novel called The Double Agent. Someone had moles on the brain.
My earlier inclination had been to phone the police. I now dismissed the idea. Rattled as I was, my curiosity was stronger, and if the police got hold of these items I might never get them back. Plus, with no sign of a break-in, and all the materials coming from upstairs, they might even conclude I’d cooked it up myself. A publicity stunt from a man paid to create them.
One thing I could say with certainty-whoever did this either knew me well or had done plenty of research. I could think of only one person who would’ve spotted all the references in the note, and that was my father. But break-ins and practical jokes weren’t his style, and the topic of Edwin Lemaster remained off-limits.
Dad was retired now and still living abroad, although I’d seen him only a few weeks earlier at the funeral of a family friend, Wils Nethercutt. The service, oddly enough, had produced its own quirky Lemaster moment, which I couldn’t help but recall.
The burial was on Block Island. Getting there required a drive to Connecticut plus a ferry crossing, and I arrived just as the doors of the church were closing. I slid into a pew up front where my father sat alone, two rows behind Nethercutt’s widow, Dorothy. The church was only a quarter full, a gathering dominated by stooped, white- haired men, some of whose faces were vaguely familiar. A few doddered up to the pulpit to tell old stories about the deceased-spy tales, it seemed, an impression reinforced when a fellow in the back stood to lock the church doors, then posted himself like a sentry.
“Bunch of old spooks,” my father whispered disapprovingly, but I was entertained. The stories were lighthearted, even funny, although the narrators kept names and locations to a minimum, as if still living by their old rules.
Toward the end of the service there was a brief stir when heads turned toward the sound of creaking floorboards in the balcony. No one had switched on the lights up there, so all you could see was a thin figure in gray, seated in the shadows. During the final prayer I saw him duck out a door, and he was gone well before everyone began filing out. There was no sign of him at the reception, but an agitated old fellow in a wheel chair insisted loudly that it must have been Edwin Lemaster.
“That pariah?” one of the few women in attendance answered shrilly. “Surely not.”
“Easy, Val,” someone cautioned. “Plenty of us are still on good terms.”
“Why a pariah?” I asked Dad. I was feeling both relieved and disappointed by having missed a fresh encounter with my onetime idol.
“Lemaster was never a favorite of some of the people here.”
“Like that woman Val?”
“Apparently. I’m not familiar with her, but she’s probably Agency.”
“Who’s the one in the wheelchair?”
“Giles Cabot. He and Nethercutt were practically joined at the hip, so no one was surprised when they both retired here. Good to see him out and about.”
“What did he do for the Agency?” Dad surprised me with a direct answer.
“A top deputy in counterintelligence. For that paranoid old nut, Jim Angleton.”
“Is that what Mr. Nethercutt did, too?”
“You aren’t supposed to know that, but yes. Angleton’s people were always a little prickly and superior for my taste, even when they made the rounds of the embassies. But that was the required persona if you worked for Jim: Us Against the World.”
“How’d we end up being invited to this?”
“Wils was a year ahead of me at Yale, and our fathers were friends. But I imagine it was more a case of Dorothy trying to fill the pews. Not many old timers left from State or the Agency.”
“Dorothy looks familiar.”
“We used to see a lot of the Nethercutts those two years in Georgetown. You were pretty young then.”
I went for a drink. Dad sought refuge with a pair of old colleagues from State. They huddled with their backs to the ex-spooks like shipwreck survivors on a raft.
I wandered a while, intending to mingle. But these were careful people, and every conversation dropped in volume the moment I moved within range. After a while it became mildly amusing, like making the signal come and go on an old radio by touching the antenna.
I worked my way back toward Dad just as a commotion erupted across the room, over by the bar. Once again Cabot, the fellow in the wheelchair, was in the thick of things, except this time a trim fellow in silver hair was leaning down into his face, gesturing emphatically. The tendons stood out in the man’s neck and his hands slashed the air. Someone off to the side in a bright blue suit tried to intervene.
“Honestly, Breece, what’s the harm in it!” The gesturing man wheeled on him.
“Goddammit, Stu. Stay out of this!”
Cabot spoke up, but his voice was too low for me to hear the words.
“The guy named Breece looks familiar,” I said. “Has he been in the Post, or on TV?”
“Not if he can help it. Breece Preston is allergic to publicity. But not to attention, as you can see. Poor old Cabot, Preston will eat him alive. Just look at the way he’s-”
Dad halted in midsentence. He looked away from the scene and placed a hand on my arm.
“Why don’t we get some air?” he said. “I see that the smokers have begun firing up their weapons of mass destruction.”
Something had upset him. Or maybe he’d had his fill of old farts refighting past battles. I followed him onto the porch, but not before watching Preston lean down and poke Cabot in the chest, which drew a swift reaction from a husky young man positioned behind the wheelchair. This in turn prompted a challenge from a stout fellow standing behind Preston, fiftyish but sporting a mullet, which made him stand out in this crowd like a carnival wrestler among retired professors. The last thing I heard as the door shut was raised voices, like on a schoolyard when a fight breaks out.
“Think they’ll come to blows?” I asked, out in the sea breeze. “The one in the mullet looked ready to rumble.”
Dad shook his head and stared out at the ocean. He looked a little pale, but maybe it was the light from the overcast sky. By the time we returned, order had been restored. Preston, Cabot, and their protectors were in separate corners. Nethercutt’s wife was off to the side, talking to the older woman, Val, who’d called Lemaster a pariah.
“So do you think that was Lemaster up in the balcony?” I asked.
“No idea.” He turned away toward the bar.
Later at dinner, when it was just the two of us down on the waterfront at the Mohegan Cafe, I tried to pry out more details about the various players.
