a miserable slave. How could such a wretched creature possibly cajole fierce cataphracts and murderous sarwen into such a scheme?”
The grin erupted. “Brilliant scheme, mind you. Solve all problems at one swoop. Keep know-too-much girls- charming, lovely know-too-much girls-out of clutches of Malwa interrogators. Keep loyal but downhearted troops cheerful and content, so far from their native lands.”
Belisarius managed to find his voice again. “I agree.” He waved his hand. “Be off. See to it.”
He smiled at Garmat. “They’re right, you know. What else are we going to do? Slit the girls’ throats?”
Valentinian and Anastasius were already at the door, with Ezana and Wahsi close on their heels.
“One moment!” spoke Belisarius. The men turned back.
Belisarius motioned to his purse. “Take some money. The pimps aren’t going to like this idea. You’ll have to pay them off.”
Anastasius frowned. “Pimps,” he mused. “I hadn’t thought about that.”
He looked to Valentinian. “Violent characters, your pimps.”
Valentinian shuddered. “I shudder to think of it.” He shuddered again. “See?”
“I have heard of these pimps,” said Ezana, his face a mask of fear. “Brutal creatures, it is said.”
“Cruel goblins,” groaned Wahsi. “I may foul myself upon meeting them.”
“We’ll just have to do our best,” whined Valentinian. He advanced to the purse and extracted a single small coin.
“This should do. Ah, no-I forget. We have two sets of pimps to deal with.” He extracted another small coin. “More than sufficient, I should think.” He cast a questioning glance at Anastasius.
“Quite sufficient,” rumbled the giant. “I’ll do the bargaining. I’m half-Greek, you know.”
Ousanas lazed his way forward.
“I believe I shall accompany you. Perhaps these pimp fellows will wish to discuss philosophy.”
“So they might!” exclaimed Anastasius. “Aristotle, perhaps?”
Ousanas shook his head. “I was thinking more along the lines of Stoicism.”
Anastasius nodded happily. “The very thing! Calm acceptance of life’s unexpected turns. Serenity-”
Valentinian and the two sarwen hastened through the door.
“-in the face of sudden misfortune.”
Anastasius followed, with Ousanas at his heels.
“Disdain for material things,” said the dawazz, as he closed the door.
Through the door, faintly heard, Anastasius:
“Pleasure in spiritual contemplation.”
Two days later, a courier from Venandakatra arrived at the hostel, informing the Romans and Axumites that the Malwa lord’s expedition to the north would be departing the next day. Belisarius and his party-his now much enlarged party-made their preparations to leave.
On the morning of their departure, there was a slight unpleasantness. A Rajput officer accosted them as they were leaving the hostel. He was accompanied by a platoon of Rajput soldiers, who, he explained, served the city of Bharakuccha as its police force.
Suspicions had been cast, accusations made, complaints lodged. Two well-known and respected brothel- keepers had been subjected to outrageous extortion by uncouth foreigners. Employees of the establishments had even been manhandled by these barbarous men. Horribly abused. Crippled, in the case of five; maimed and mutilated, in the case of four; slain outright, in the case of two.
Belisarius expressed his distress at the news. Distress, but not shock. Certainly not surprise. Such horrendous crimes, after all, were only to be expected in Bharakuccha. A terrible city! Full of desperadoes! Why-he himself had been assaulted in the streets by a band of robbers, the very day of his arrival. Had been forced to slay several in self-defense, in fact.
After hearing the general’s description of the affair, the Rajput officer expressed pleasure at this unexpected resolution to a hitherto unsolved mystery. A mass murder, it had seemed at the time. Five notorious and much- feared dacoits, long-sought by the Rajput soldiery for innumerable misdeeds. Slaughtered like lambs. Butchered like pigs.
The Rajput officer subjected Belisarius and his party to severe and careful scrutiny. Whereupon he pronounced that the suspicions were clearly unfounded, the accusations baseless, the complaints mislodged. A terrible city, Bharakuccha, it could not be denied. Full of unknown, mysterious, criminally inclined foreigners. Who, alas, all tended to look alike in Indian eyes.
But upon close examination, the Rajput officer deliberated, there seemed no reasonable resemblance between the slavering fiends depicted by the brothel keepers and these fine, well-disciplined, upstanding outlanders. No doubt the whoremasters were misinformed, their discernment shaken by great and sudden financial loss. No doubt the procurers in their employ were likewise confused, their wits addled by the traumatic experience.
Most traumatic experience, mused the officer, judging from the evidence: the deep stab wounds, the great gashes, the immense loss of blood, the shattered knees, broken wrists, severed thumbs, splintered ribs, flattened noses, gouged eyes, amputated ears, broken skulls, ruptured kidneys, maimed elbows, mangled feet, pulverized hipbones, crushed testicles. Not to mention the broken neck of one dead pimp, snapped like a twig by some sort of gigantic ogre.
No doubt, concluded the officer. In that cold, arrogant, haughty manner which so distinguishes Rajputana’s kshatriya.
David Drake Eric Flint
An oblique approach
Chapter 20
Daras
Autumn, 529 AD
Sittas and Maurice sat on their horses, watching Sittas’ cataphracts on the training field. The look on Sittas’ face was one of smug satisfaction. That on Maurice’s was inscrutable.
The sight was undoubtedly impressive. Sittas had brought a thousand noble Greek cataphracts with him to Syria, to reinforce the Roman army there. The heavily armored horsemen made the very ground rumble with their charges. And their lances struck the practice poles with extraordinary impact. Not surprising, that-the lances were being held in the underarm position, using the full weight of rider and mount to drive them home.
Sittas stood up on his stirrups, reveling in the motion.
God, how he loved stirrups. And so did the cataphracts.
But, for all his self-satisfaction, Sittas was by no means stupid. So, after a time, the smug look disappeared, replaced by a frown.
“All right, Maurice,” he growled. “Spit it out.”
The hecatontarch cocked a quizzical eye.
“Don’t play with me, damn you!” snapped Sittas. “I know perfectly well you think this”-he waved at the charging cataphracts-“is a waste of time. Why?”
“I haven’t said a word.” Maurice fanned the air in front of his face, grimacing at the dust clouds thrown up by the charging lancers. What little vegetation had once grown on the barren field had long since been pounded into mush under the hooves of the heavy horses.
Sittas glowered. “I know. That’s the point. You haven’t made a single criticism. Not one! No criticisms- from the Maurice? Ha! You bitched at your own mother coming out of the womb-told her she wasn’t doing it right.”
Maurice smiled, faintly.
“And another thing. I notice that you aren’t spending much time with your Thracian boys practicing lance charges. Instead, you’re running them ragged with all sorts of fancy mounted archery maneuvers. So spit it out, Maurice. What gives?”
