“Long fucking arm of the law, coming for you. You best believe it.” He kept flexing his fingers, watching small drops of blood patter down to the surface of his desk, not caring, laughing, feeling fine. Things were back on track again.
When she got back to D amp; S, Rosie found Pam sitting in a folding chair in the basement rec room. She had a paperback in her lap, but she was watching Gert Kinshaw and a skinny little thing who had come in about ten days before-Cynthia something. Cynthia had a gaudy punk hairdo-half green, half orange-and looked as if she might weigh all of ninety pounds. There was a bulky bandage over her left ear, which her boyfriend had tried, with a fair amount of success, to tear off. She was wearing a tank-top with Peter Tosh at the center of a swirling blue-green psychedelic sunburst. NOT GONNA GIVE IT UP! the shirt proclaimed. Every time she moved, the oversized armholes of the shirt disclosed her teacup-sized breasts and small strawberry-colored nipples. She was panting and her face streamed with sweat, but she looked almost daffily pleased to be where she was and who she was. Gert Kinshaw was as different from Cynthia as dark from day. Rosie had never gotten it completely clear in her mind if Gert was a counsellor, a long-time resident of D amp; S, or just a friend of the court, so to speak. She showed up, stayed a few days, and then disappeared again. She often sat in the circle during therapy sessions (these ran twice a day at D amp; S, with attendance at four a week a mandatory condition for residents), but Rosie had never heard her say anything. She was tall, six feet one at least, and big-her shoulders were wide and soft and dark brown, her breasts the size of melons, and her belly a large, pendulous pod that pooched out her size XXXL tee- shirts and hung over the sweatpants she always wore. Her hair was a jumble of frizzy braids (it was very kinky). She looked so much like one of those women you saw sitting in the laundromat, eating Twinkies and reading the latest issue of the National Enquirer, that it was easy to miss the hard flex of her biceps, the toned look of her thighs under the old gray sweatpants, and the way her big ass did not jiggle when she walked. The only time Rosie ever heard her talk much was during these rec-room seminars. Gert taught the fine art of self-defense to any and all D amp; S residents who wanted to learn. Rosie had taken a few lessons herself, and still tried to practice what Gert called Six Great Ways to Fuck Up an Asshole at least once a day. She wasn’t very good at them, and couldn’t imagine actually trying them on a real man-the guy with the David Crosby moustache leaning in the doorway of The Wee Nip, for instance-but she liked Gert. She particularly liked the way Gert’s broad dark face changed when she was teaching, breaking out of its customary claylike immobility and taking on animation and intelligence. Becoming pretty, in fact. Rosie had once asked her what, exactly, she was teaching-was it tae kwon do, or jujitsu, or karate? Some other discipline, perhaps? Gert had just shrugged.
“A little of this and a little of that,” she had said.
“Leftovers.” Now the Ping-Pong table had been moved aside and the middle of the rec-room floor had been covered with gray mats. Eight or nine folding chairs had been set up along one pine- panelled wall, between the ancient stereo and the prehistoric color TV, where everything looked either pale green or pale pink. The only chair currently occupied was the one Pam was sitting on. With her book in her lap, her hair tied back with a piece of blue yarn, and her knees primly together, she looked like a wallflower at a high-school dance. Rosie sat down next to her, propping her wrapped picture against her shins. Gert, easily two hundred and seventy pounds, and Cynthia, who probably could have tipped the scales over a hundred only by wearing Georgia Giants and a fully loaded backpack, circled each other. Cynthia was panting and smiling hugely. Gert was calm and silent, slightly bent at her nonwaist, her arms held out in front of her. Rosie looked at them, both amused and uneasy. It was like watching a squirrel, or maybe a chipmunk, stalk a bear.
“I was getting worried about you,” Pam said.
“The thought of a search-party had crossed my mind, actually.”
“I had the most amazing afternoon. How “bout you, though? How you feeling?”
“Better. In my opinion, Midol is the answer to all the world’s problems. Never mind that, what happened to you? You’re glowing!” “really?” “really. So give. How come?”
“Well, let’s see,” Rosie said. She began to tick things off on her fingers.
“I found out my engagement ring was a fake, I swapped it for a picture-I’m going to hang it in my new place when I get it-I got offered a job…”
She paused-a calculating pause-and then added, “… And I met someone interesting.” Pam looked at her with round eyes.
“You’re making it up!”
“Nope. Swear to God. Don’t get your water hot, though, he’s sixty-five if he’s a day.” She was speaking of Robbie Lefferts, but the image her mind briefly presented to her was Bill Steiner, he of the blue silk vest and interesting eyes. But that was ridiculous. At this point in her life she needed love-interest like she needed lip-cancer. And besides, hadn’t she decided that Steiner had to be at least seven years younger than she? Just a baby, really.
“He’s the one who offered me the job. His name is Robbie Lefferts. But never mind him right now-want to see my new picture?”
“Aw, come on an do it!” Gert said from the middle of the room. She sounded both amiable and irritated.
“This ain’t the school dance, sugar.” The last word came out sugah. Cynthia rushed her, the tail of her oversized tank-top flapping. Gert turned sideways, took the slender girl with the tu-tone hair by the forearms, and flipped her. Cynthia went over with her heels in the air and landed on her back.
“Wheeee!” she said, and bounced back to her feet like a rubber ball.
“No, I don’t want to see your picture,” Pam said.
“Not unless it’s of the guy. Is he really sixty-five? I doubt it!”
“Maybe older,” Rosie said.
“There was another one, though. He was the one who told me that the diamond in my engagement ring was only a zirconia. Then he traded me for the picture.” She paused.
“He wasn’t sixty-five.”
“What did he look like?”
“Hazel eyes,” Rosie said, and bent over her picture.
“No more until you tell me what you think of this.”
“Rosie, don’t be a booger!” Rosie grinned-she had almost forgotten the pleasures of a little harmless teasing-and continued to strip off the wrapping paper with which Bill Steiner had carefully covered the first meaningful purchase of her new life.
“Okay,” Gert told Cynthia, who was once more circling her. Gert bounced slowly up and down on her large brown feet. Her breasts rose and subsided like ocean waves beneath the white tee-shirt she was wearing.
“You see how it’s done, now do it. Remember, you can’t flip me-a pipsqueak like you’d wind up in traction, trying to flip a truck like me-but you can help me to flip myself. You ready?” “ready- ready-Teddy,” Cynthia said. Her grin widened, revealing tiny wicked white teeth. To Rosie they looked like the teeth of some small but dangerous animal: a mongoose, perhaps.
“Gertrude Kinshaw, come on down!” Gert rushed. Cynthia seized her meaty forearms, turned a flat, boyish hip into the swell of Gert’s flank with a confidence Rosie knew she herself would never be able to match… and suddenly Gert was airborne, flipping over in midair, a hallucination in a white shirt and gray sweatpants. The shirt slid up to reveal the largest bra Rosie had ever seen; the beige Lycra cups looked like World War I artillery shells. When Gert hit the mats, the room shuddered.
“Yesss!” Cynthia screamed, dancing nimbly around and shaking her clasped hands over her head.
“Big mama goes down! Yessss! YESSSS! Down for the count! Down for the fucking cou-”
Smiling-a rare expression that turned her face into something rather gruesome-Gert picked Cynthia up, held her over her head for a moment with her treelike legs spread, and then began to spin her like an airplane propeller.
“Ouggghhh, I’m gonna puke!” Cynthia screamed, but she was laughing, too. She went around in a speedy blur of green-orange hair and psychedelic tank-top.
“Ouggghhh, I’m gonna EEEEJECT!”
“Gert, that’s enough,” a voice said quietly. It was Anna Stevenson, standing at the foot of the stairs. She was once again dressed in black and white (Rosie had seen her in other combinations, but not many), this time tapered black pants and a white silk blouse with long sleeves and a high neck. Rosie envied her elegance. She always envied Anna’s elegance. Looking slightly ashamed of herself, Gert set Cynthia gently back on her feet.
“I’m okay, Anna,” Cynthia said. She wobbled four zigzag steps across the mat, stumbled, sat down, and began to giggle.
“I see you are,” Anna said dryly.
“I flipped Gert,” she said.
“You should have seen it. I think it was the thrill of my life. Honestly.”
“I’m sure it was, but Gert would tell you she flipped herself,” Anna said.
“You just helped her do what her body wanted to do already.”
“Yeah, I guess so,” Cynthia said. She got cautiously to her feet, then promptly plumped back down on her fanny (what there was of it) and giggled some more.
“God, it’s like someone put the whole room on a record-player.” Anna came across the room to where Rosie and Pam were sitting.
“What have you got there?” she asked Rosie.
“A picture. I bought it this afternoon. It’s for my new place, when I get it. My room.” And then, a little fearfully, she added:
“What do you think?”
“I don’t know-let’s get it into the light.” Anna picked the picture up by the sides of the frame, carried it across the room, and set it on the Ping-Pong table. The five women gathered around it in a semicircle. No, Rosie saw, glancing around, now they were seven. Robin St James and Consuelo Delgado had come downstairs and joined them-they were standing behind Cynthia, looking over her narrow, bird-boned shoulders. Rosie waited for someone to break the silence-she was betting on Cynthia-and when nobody did and it began to spin out, she started feeling nervous.
“Well?” she asked at last.
“What do you think? Somebody say something.”
“It’s an odd picture,” Anna said.
“Yeah,” Cynthia agreed.
“Weird. I think I seen one like it before, though.” Anna was looking at Rosie.
“Why did you buy it, Rosie?” Rosie shrugged, feeling more nervous than ever.
“I don’t know that I can explain, really. It was like it called to me.” Anna surprised her-and eased her considerably-by smiling and nodding.
“Yes. That’s really all art is about, I think, and not just pictures-it’s the same with books and stories and sculpture and even castles in the sand. Some things call to us, that’s all. It’s as if the people who made them were speaking inside our heads. But this particular painting… is it beautiful to you, Rosie?” Rosie looked at it, trying to see it as she had in the Liberty City Loan amp; Pawn, when its silent tongue had spoken to her with such force that she had been stopped cold, all other thoughts driven from her mind. She looked at the blonde woman in the rose madder toga (or chiton- that was what Mr Lefferts had called it) standing in the high grass at the top of the hill, again noting the plait which hung straight down the middle of her back and the gold armlet above her right elbow. Then she let her gaze move to the ruined temple and the tumbled (god) statue at the foot of the hill. The things the woman in the toga was looking at.
How do you know that’s what she’s looking at? How can you know? You can’t see her face! That was true, of course… but what else was there to look at?
“No,” Rosie said.
“I didn’t buy it because it was beautiful to me. I bought it because it seemed powerful to me. The way it stopped me in my tracks was powerful. Does a picture have to be beautiful to be good, do you think?”
