He hadn't gone a mile before he began to feel a bit ill. He thought this must be a physical symptom of his fear and ignored it. Then, when he began to feel worse, he asked himself (as one is apt to do when he realizes that the nausea sitting in his stomach like a small dark cloud is not going away) what he had eaten. There was no blame to be laid in that direction. He hadn't been afraid when he got up that morning, but he had been feeling a lot of anticipation and high-spirited tension; as a result he had refused the usual bacon and scrambled eggs and settled for tea and dry toast. That was all.
I would like to go home! The voice was now more shrill.
Leandro pushed on, teeth clamped grimly together. The scoop was in Haven. If he couldn't get into Haven, there would be no scoop. You couldn't hit “em if you couldn't see “em. QED.
Less than a mile from the town line-the day was eerily, utterly dead-a series of beeping, booping, and buzzing noises began to come from the back seat, startling him so badly that he cried out and pulled over to the side of the road again.
He looked in back and at first was unable to credit what he was seeing. It had to be, he thought, a hallucination brought on by his increasing nausea.
When he and his mother had been in Halifax this past weekend, he had taken his nephew Tony out for a Dairy Queen. Tony (whom Leandro privately thought was an ill-mannered little snot) had sat in the back playing with a plastic toy that looked a bit like the handset of a Princess phone. This toy was called Merlin, and it ran on a computer chip. It played four or five simple games which called for simple feats of memory or the ability to identify a simple mathematical series. Leandro remembered it had also played tic-tac-toe.
Anyway, Tony must have forgotten it, and now it was going crazy in the back seat, its red lights flashing on and off in random patterns (but were they? or just a little too fast for him to catch?), making its simple series of sounds again and again and again. It was running by itself.
No… no. I hit a pothole, or something. That's all. Jogged its switch. Got it going.
But he could see the small black switch on the side. It was pushed to Off. But Merlin went on booping and beeping and buzzing. It reminded him of a Vegas slot-machine paying off a big jackpot.
The thing's plastic case began to smoke. The plastic itself was sinking… drooling… running like tallow. The lights flashed faster… faster. Suddenly they all went on at once, bright red, and the gadget emitted a strangled buzzing sound. The case cracked open. There was a brittle shower of plastic shards. The seat-cover started to smolder underneath it.
Ignoring his stomach, Leandro got up on his knees and knocked it onto the floor. There was a charred spot on the seat where Merlin had lain.
What is this?
The answer, irrelevant, nearly a scream:
I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME NOW PLEASE!
“The ability to isolate a simple mathematical series.” Did I think that? The John Leandro that flunked general math in high school? Do you mean it?
Never mind that, just bug OUT!
No.
He put the Dodge in gear and drove on again. He had gone less than twenty yards when he thought suddenly, with crazy exhilaration:
The ability to isolate a simple mathematical series indicates the existence of a general case, doesn't it? You could express it this way, come to think of it:
ax[2] + bxy = cy[2] + dx + ey + f = 0.
Yup. It'll work as long as a, b, c, d, and f are constants. I think. Yeah. You bet. But you couldn't let a, b, or c be 0-that'd fuck it for sure! Let f take care of itself! Ha!
Leandro felt like puking, but he still uttered a shrill, triumphant laugh. All at once he felt as if his brain had lifted off, right through the top of his skull. Although he didn't know it (having pretty much dozed through that part of Nerd Math), he had reinvented the general quadratic equation in two variables, which can indeed be used to isolate components in a simple mathematical series. It blew his mind.
A moment later, blood burst from his nose in an amazing flood.
That was the end of John Leandro's first effort to get into Haven. He threw the gearshift into reverse and backed unsteadily up the road, weaving from side to side, right arm hooked over the front seat, blood pouring onto the shoulder of his shirt as he stared out through the back window with watering eyes.
He backed up for almost a mile, then turned around in a driveway. He looked down at himself. His shirt was drenched with blood. But he felt better. A little better, he amended. Still, he didn't linger; he drove back to Troy Village and parked in front of the general store.
He walked in, expecting the usual gathering of old men to stare at his bloody shirt with silent Yankee surprise. But only the shopkeeper was there, and he didn't look surprised at all-not at the blood, not at Leandro's question about any shirts he might have in stock.
“Look like your nose might've bled a tetch,” the storekeeper said mildly, and showed Leandro a selection of T-shirts. An inordinately large selection for such a small store as this, Leandro thought-he was slowly getting hold of himself, although his head still ached and his stomach still felt sour and unsteady. The flow of blood from his nose had scared him very badly.
“You could say that,” Leandro said. He allowed the old man to thumb through the shirts for him, because there was tacky blood still drying on his own hands. They were sized S, M, L, and XL. WHERE TH” HELL IS TROY, MAINE? some said. On others there was a lobster and the slogan I GOT THE BEST PIECE OF TAIL I EVER HAD IN TROY, MAINE. On others there was a large blackfly which looked like a monster from outer space. THE MAINE STATE BIRD, these proclaimed.
“You sure do have lots of shirts,” Leandro said, pointing to a WHERE TH” HELL in an M size. He thought the lobster shirt was amusing, but thought his mother would be less than wild about the innuendo.
“Ayuh,” the storekeeper said. “Have to have a lot. Sell a lot.”
“Tourists?” Leandro's mind was already racing ahead, trying to figure out what came next. He had thought he was onto something big; now he believed it was one hell of a lot bigger than even he had believed.
“Some,” the storekeeper said, “but there ain't been many down this way this summer. Mostly I sell “em to folks like you.”
“Like me?”
“Ayuh. Folks with bloody noses.”
Leandro gaped at the storekeeper.
“Their noses bleed, they wreck their shirts,” the storekeeper said. “Same way you wrecked yours. They want a new one, and if they're just locals-like I “spect you are-they ain't got no luggitch and no changes. So they stop first place they come to and buy a new one. I don't blame “em. Drivin” around in a shirt all over blood like yours'd make me puke. Why, I've had ladies in here this summer-nice-looking ladies, too, dressed to the nines-who smelled like guts in a hogshead.”
The storekeeper cackled, showing a mouth that was perfectly toothless.
Leandro said slowly: “Let me get this straight. Other people come back from Haven with bloody noses? It's not just me?”
“Just you? Hell, no! Shittagoddam! The day they buried Ruth McCausland, I sold fifteen shirts! That one day! I was thinkin” about retirin” on the proceeds and movin” to Florida.”
The storekeeper cackled again.
“They was all out-of-towners.” He said this as if it explained everything-and perhaps in his mind, it did. “Couple of “em was still spoutin” when they come in here. Noses like fountains! Ears too, sometimes. Shittagoddarn!”
“And nobody knows about this?”
The old man looked at Leandro from wise eyes.
“You do, sonny,” he said.
Chapter 6
Inside the Ship
“You ready, Gard?”
Gardener was sitting on the front porch, looking out at Route 9. The voice came from behind him, and it was easy-too easy-for him not to flash on a hundred sleazy prison movies, where the warden arrives to escort the condemned man along the Last Mile. Such scenes always beginning, of course, with the warden growling, Are you ready, Rocky?
Ready for this? You got to be kidding.
He got up, turned around, saw the equipment in Bobbi's arms, then the little smile on Bobbi's face. There was something knowing in that smile that he didn't like.
“See something funny?” he asked.
“Heard it. Heard you, Gard. You were thinking about old prison movies,” Bobbi said. “And then you thought, “Ready for this? You got to be kidding.” I caught all of that one, and that's very rare… unless you're deliberately sending. That's why I was smiling.”
“You were peeking.”
“Yes. And it's getting easier to do,” Bobbi said, still smiling.
From behind his decaying mental shield, Gardener thought: I have a gun now, Bobbi. It's under my bed. I got it in The First Reformed Church of the Tommyknockers. It was dangerous… but it would be more dangerous not to know just how deep Bobbi's ability to “peek” now went.
Bobbi's smile faltered a little. “What was that one?” she asked.
