Elminster in Hell

I but follow thy wish, devil, and so remain silent.

Hummph. Inside, you burn as dark as any devil, don't you?

[smiling silence] Get on with it, wizard!

'Well use the tunnel,' Mirt rumbled. 'I've no time for pleasantries with courtiers.'

'Do you ever?' Asper replied, amused. Mirt merely grunted. He'd been hurrying through the darker streets and alleys, his old boots flapping, for some time now, and retained little breath left for talk. For once.

Asper could hear him wheezing along ahead of her, his breath a constant whistle in the night. The Old Wolf, waved his sword carelessly in one hand and moved with surprising speed. Asper tried to keep her eyes on all the night's darker shadows, tensely alert for an attack she hoped would never come.

Mirt made no attempts at stealth or caution. He charged through the night like an angry bull, heading around the rocky arm of Mount Waterdeep on which the Castle stood. He scrambled through alleys, rubbish heaps, and backyards hung with washing. Mirt began to growl deep in his throat, a rising and falling rumble that boded ill for whoever-or whatever-got in his way. As usual.

They crossed Gem Street at a lumbering run, nearly bowling over a watch patrol. Mirt plunged down a side street. Asper ducked under a grasping watchman's arm and scrambled after him, ignoring angry shouts to stop.

Mirt was fumbling with something at his belt. 'Here,' he snarled at her, thrusting his sword into her hand. 'Hold this!'

'I hear those words at least thrice a day,' Asper panted. She turned… to face watch officers charging down the alley. Trust her lord to relieve himself at a time like this. But, no-

Mirt aimed with a louder growl than usual and dived at the ankles of the foremost officer. That unfortunate shrieked in protest as Mirt heaved him up into the air and flung him like a child's doll back into his colleagues. They crashed together with a meaty smack that made Asper wince.

Mirt spun back toward her. In one hairy hand he held a length of silken cord that ran up to his bell; its other end was tied to a key, which he had hidden in his codpiece. He fetched up against one wall of the alley,

'Huh!'' he said an instant later. A stray beam of moonlight winked on the key as he let it fall and dangle, turning back toward her. 'Come on, lass!' he roared. 'In with you!'

Without waiting for a reply, he spun about to boot aside the reaching staff of an officer of the watch. 'We haven't time for these fools!' he snarled, wrestling the man aside and slamming him into the nearest wall.

Asper dived past him into deeper darkness. Mirt's fingertips trailed along her shoulder. He followed, kicking aside the grasping hand of the man he had felled so that it wouldn't get caught in the door.

'Perhaps later,' he said with a ferocious smile. He leaned close to the watchman's startled face, displayed his discolored teeth, and slammed the door shut.

'Where are we, Lord?' Asper whispered softly and urgently in the darkness. Mirt chuckled.

'In Shyrrhr's house,' he replied. 'Stand still, lass, while I find a lamp.' He deftly plucked his sword out of her hands, as though he could see perfectly.

'There's no need,' a cool voice said out of the darkness. 'I've one ready.' A door opened with the faintest of grating noises. A hood rose from a lantern perhaps four paces away. 'Welcome… Mirt?'

'Aye, Lady.' Asper could hear her lord smiling. 'Your alarm still works, I see.'

Before them stood a tall, beautiful lady in slippers and a sleeping gown of emerald green worked with gold. She held the lantern in one hand and what looked like a wand in the other. Her eyes matched her gown. She smiled.

'Up to your tricks again, Old Wolf?'

Mirt unconcernedly stuffed the key back into his codpiece. 'Lady, meet my lady, Asper. Asper, this is the Lady

Shyrrhr. I know you've seen each oilier from afar many times at court, so perhaps we can dispense with all the tongue work. We're in a hurry, Sheer, to reach the palace.'

Shyrrhr's eyebrows rose. 'Come,' she said simply, and led them through several doors and down a steep spiral stair. 'If you were not who you are, Mirt,' she added softly, as they descended into cool dampness, 'I would not let you pass this way. All is not well at the palace.'

Mirt stared hard at her bronzen hair, as if the weight of his gaze could lay bare the thoughts in her head. 'Nor outside it,' he grunted shortly. 'Watch officers followed us here.'

Shyrrhr chuckled musically. 'I know I can always count on you for an entertaining evening, Old Wolf. No offense, Lady Asper.'

'None taken, Lady,' Asper replied.

The stair ended in a stone-lined tunnel. Shyrrhr handed Asper a lamp from a shelf where a row of them stood ready. 'He always drops them,' she said, looking with her eyes to Mirt as she lit it. 'Go in speed. Gods watch.'

'And over you, Lady,' Asper replied.

Shyrrhr waved and smoothly slipped back up the stairs. 'I'll talk away the watch for you,' she called back softly.

Mirt grunted. 'Tamaeril Bladesemmer and the wizard Resengar are dead this night, Lady, Guard yourself.'

Shyrrhr turned. Her eyes were very green. '1 always do,' she said softly. 'I thank you for the news, Mirt. Tell me more when you can.' She turned again and was gone.

Mirt nodded in answer. 'A good lass, Sheer. No doubt she has some envoy or other upstairs, spilling news they never intended to as they empty her wine decanters.'

Asper crooked an eyebrow. 'I take it you've emptied her decanters a time or two, without spilling whatever she wished to learn.'

Mirt grinned. 'She's Piergeiron's best agent,” he said dryly, 'but not a lord, if you take my meaning. If Piergeiron were to marry again, though, I'd not be surprised to find Shyrrhr at his side kneeling before the priests.''

He grinned again, and strode forward down the tunnel. 'Watch sharp, now. The stones're none too level.' He wheezed and moved faster in a lumbering trot. 'Hold that lantern high, lass, and pray to Tymora that we're in time!'

I'll wanted more than long enough for even a paltry things of mack. There had best be more-and better, too! Wizard, you entertain me, but you waste my time.

Ye have other pressing engagements, Lord Nergal? [growl, mental slap] [pain gasping pain] [teeth bared; satisfaction]

Torgent was old for a man trusted to guard the lord's person. His mustaches were snow-white, no longer gray, and his shoulders lacked the bulk and weight of years gone by. He still stood as proud as ever in his livery, and none had ever seen him as much as yawn on a night watch.

The three men under him could not match his years with all of theirs put together, but it was his old ears that heard it first: the soft scrape of a leather sole on one of the stones down the tunnel.

'Ready, lads!' Torgent snapped. 'Someone comes!'

Ready-loaded crossbows were snatched up. Torgent drew his sword and raised his shield before him. He stood behind the great spiked and iron-barred gate to challenge whomever was corning. Waterdeep the Mighty depended upon him, and he was ready.

'Stand and declare yourselves, in truth and without omission,' he issued the traditional challenge. His deep voice boomed in the tunnel. Through its echoes two came forward in haste, one rotund and puffing, the other slim and lithe. Both bore drawn blades.

'Torgent! Tis I, Mirt of Watercleep, with my lady, Asper,' Mirt roared as he came up to the gate. 'We must see Piergeiron, speedily, so tell your lads to put down those tows and open the gate as fast as they know how!'

'Mirt! Well met, Old Wolf!' Torgent chuckled, tossing sword and shield aside. The gate clanged and clattered as all present heaved at it from both sides to raise it.

'Not so much of the 'old,' youngling,' Mirt growled as he rolled up from under the gate's iron spikes to clasp