“There is no cure. What was the message?”
“She wrote it on a napkin. But it’s none of my business, Gus.”
“Uh-huh.”
As the main bartender at Enright’s, Loob probably knew more secrets than anyone in town, except Audrey at the diner. The difference was, Audrey could keep them. Loob picked up the TV remote and changed the channel. The president appeared on the screen. He looked angry, wagging his finger. Loob shut it off. “Fugging joke,” he said.
“Yep. Can you tell me what Joanie wrote?”
“Oh, I don’t know, maybe an address and phone number.”
“ Her address and phone number?”
“How the hell would I know, Gus? Look, I got work to do.”
“Francis here?”
Loob cocked his head and pointed past the photograph of jubilant Soupy on the back wall. “In his office.”
As I started back, Loob called out, “Hey, Teddy banging her?”
“Not literally.”
“Augustus! To what do I owe the honor?”
Francis Dufresne looked up from the cluttered desk where he sat counting money and punching a calculator. Thick stacks of ones, fives, tens, twenties, and fifties were piled neatly alongside a metal lockbox.
“Just checking to make sure you’re in business.”
“Ho,” he said. “So long as Alden Campbell keeps drinking, I’ll be in business. The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Sit down.”
His office was a converted closet that smelled of whiskey and disinfectant. I sat on some vodka cases stacked against the wall. Tacked behind his head was a dog-eared certificate that read, “Francis J. Dufresne, 1980 Northern Michigan Bartender of the Year.” Next to it hung a bulletin board checkered with receipts and invoices and old River Rats schedules. At the top was a calendar from First Fisherman’s Bank of Charlevoix, November 1986. A rendering on the calendar showed a woman in her Sunday best sitting with a grinning banker. Someone had penned crude quote bubbles over their heads. “I’ll bet you’d like to screw me,” the woman said, and the banker replied, “Sure would! No need to undress, though!”
Francis noticed me looking at it and smiled. “Some downstaters bought that old bank and then, guess what? No more free calendars.”
I pointed at the nameplate. “What’s the J for?”
“Not a thing, actually. Mother just fancied the sound of it. As if I was going to be somebody, ha!”
We talked about the weather and about the Rats losing again to the Pipefitters. Francis was kind enough not to bring up my distant past. Finally, he said, “What can I do you for?”
“Any chance you’re going to be at the zoning board meeting tomorrow?”
He grunted. “How is your mom?”
“She’s fine.”
He set one stack of bills down, punched a few numbers into the calculator, and picked up another stack. “I’ve been thinking about her. And you, Augustus. This must be a difficult time for the both of you. I know you and Jack had a bit of a falling-out.”
“He had his reasons.”
“We all got our reasons-or our rationalizations. Sometimes Jack just took it too far. He did with you, in my humble opinion, and I told him so. But he was a stubborn cuss. For Pete’s sake, it’s just a lousy hockey game. You were a damned fine goalie.”
“Thanks.” It sounded a little strange coming from the guy who made Coach his star pitchman, who used the town’s love of hockey to open its collective wallet. But it felt good anyway.
“You know,” he said, “it’s too bad your dad’s not around. Now there was a fine fellow, Rudy. I wish…well, you know. Can’t do anything about the past. He was a friend, you know. You were just a little guy. We used to go fishing now and then.”
My stomach rose and dipped. I had one sharp-as-a-knife memory of Dad’s fishing. I was four or five years old, standing on my toes, peering across the big round picnic table behind my grandfather’s house along the Hungry River. The table was covered with damp newspapers. Dad and Grandpa and Grandpa’s brothers were cleaning the perch and bluegill they’d caught while I was still sleeping. There were a pile of fish filets, another pile of fish guts and scales, a bunch of longneck bottles of Buckhorn beer, and a transistor radio tuned to Ernie Harwell broadcasting the Tiger game.
“Really?” I said.
“Yeah. Bowled with him, too, up to Mancelona. He had one beautiful hook, he did. And whenever he got a strike, he’d spin around on one foot and take his beer and hold it out in front of him like a toast and say, ‘How sweet it is,’ just like old Jackie Gleason on TV. ‘How sweet it is.’”
We both laughed.
“And then there was Jack,” Francis said. “Hell of a coach, no denying that. But like I say, sometimes he just took it too far. All that stuff about how losing is good for winning.” He stopped shuffling the bills and grinned. “I finally had to tell him, not in my business, Jack. Losing ain’t ever good in business.”
“So does that mean you’re going to the zoning board?”
“Ho-ho, OK, you got some questions. Tell you the truth, I haven’t really thought about it.” Sure he hadn’t. “I’m supposed to be up in Gaylord about the same time.”
“So Teddy’ll handle it?”
Francis resumed stacking the bills. “First let me ask you, are you going to be quoting me? You’re a friend, so I’d like to be candid, but it’s hard to be candid if you’re going to be quoting me in the paper.” He smiled. “Got too many dear friends to make into enemies, if you know what I mean.”
I was reluctant, but I knew where I could find him. “All right.”
“It’s not like I have a flock of secrets to set loose,” he said. “You’ve probably heard old Theodore and I aren’t, well, we aren’t working elbow to elbow as much anymore. I think the young fellow’s sort of feeling his oats. He doesn’t think he needs the old guy holding him back.”
“Holding him back from what?”
“Ha! Lots of questions bottled up in that one, Augustus.”
“Like?”
“Like”-he arched a bushy eyebrow-“does Mr. Boynton really want a new marina?”
“Why else would he be going to all this trouble?”
Francis chortled. “Well, I probably shouldn’t be saying these things, Augustus. But I trust you. So let me just give you one little thought. It’s something you probably wouldn’t know unless you’re in my business.”
“Please.”
“Well,” he said. “Do I really want to say this?” He sat thinking for a minute. Then he said, “OK. We are off the record. And I mean no disrespect. Theodore is a capable young man. To his credit, he’s built a few things. But mostly, he’s not a builder. No, he’s a bleeder. He bleeds things. Bleeds them dry.”
“Like what?”
“Remember that little strip mall he bought out by Estes Corner?”
“I thought you both worked on that.”
“I had a couple of dollars in it, but I was strictly silent. Theodore was the one who wanted to buy the thing. He said it had all sorts of potential, being at a crossroads, to scoop up traffic between Starvation and Sandy Cove. And at first he made like he was actually going to make some improvements and run the thing. But then he just bled it. Borrowed up to the keister, took the cash, put some in his pocket, and funneled the rest into his next victim, that duplex out on Morrissey. Then he bled that one, too.”
“The strip mall’s all boarded up.”
“Yes, sir, ’tis. And you know where the cash for that originally came from? The old Avalon cinema. And where’s that now? Boarded up. You see, son, Mr. Boynton is pretty good at the back-and-forth, at the negotiations. It’s all a game to him, and he likes games, especially ones he can win. But he’s not so keen on the actual running of things like stores and restaurants and movie theaters. Once he makes his deal, he wants to collect up his winnings and go home.”
