Fearless in High Heels

“We’re rehearsing our next scene.”

“Oh, which one?” I jumped in, unable to stop myself from going fan-girl just a little.

Ava smirked. “The one where Lila and Daniel have sex.”

Dana froze, her entire body tensing.

Uh oh. I had to ask.

Dana turned to Ricky, her eyes narrowing into tiny slits. “You were rehearsing this scene?”

Ricky nodded. “We were just running lines when you got here.”

“How many lines are there?” she hissed. “It’s sex.”

“Oh, you’d be surprised,” Ricky said, cracking open a water bottle, seemingly completely oblivious to the steam starting to spout from Dana’s ears. “It’s way harder than you’d imagine to have sex on camera.”

“Pretend to have sex on camera,” Dana corrected, shooting daggers at Ava from her slitty eyes.

“Rwar, cat fight,” Marco whispered.

“So anyway,” I broke in, figuring we better get to the point of the visit before we had another dead body on our hands. “We were wondering if we could borrow a couple pairs of fangs for the night? We have a vampire party to go to and need something authentic.”

Ricky nodded. “Totally. The ones they have in make-up are great. Glue on, stay put all day.”

“Even through kissing scenes,” Ava said, shooting a saccharine smile at Dana.

Dana’s teeth clenched so tight I feared we’d need the jaw of life to pry those suckers open.

“You think we could impose on make-up for a few minutes?” I asked Ricky.

He shrugged. “Sure. Want me to show you where the trailer is?”

“Please,” I urged, grabbing Dana by the arm and steering her out of the room before someone got hurt. Not that I would blame her. Ava was, as it turned out, a bit of a twit. But I honestly wanted to let the twit finish filming.

* * *

If Sebastian’s estate had seemed fairytale-esque before, it was positively Gothic after dark. The turrets loomed against the evening sky, casting long, eerie shadows across the circular drive. The trees lining the estate were lit from below, creating long, silvering fingers up to their tops. And the bricks framing the front door took on a sinister red hue. As a stark contrast, the circular driveway was lined with shiny, modern cars tonight, all way pricier than my bank account could afford.

Dana parked her Mustang between a Jag and Ferrari and cut the engine. From here, we could already hear music radiating from inside, above a soft muffle of voices, a slow organ playing a song that belonged in a haunted house.

“Are we sure about this?” Marco piped up from the backseat. “I mean… maybe we should have brought some garlic or a wooden stake with us.”

I rolled my eyes. “I think we’ll be okay.”

“You know, I pride myself on my flawless neck.”

“Look, Sebastian said they’re all fake anyway,” Dana reassured him, swiveling in her seat.

“Sure. Right,” Marco agreed, nodding. “Only one of those fake vampires sucked Alexa dry.”

“Do you want to stay in the car?” I asked.

Marco nodded. “Yes, please.”

“Fine.” I shoved my leather tote at him. “Then you can babysit.”

Marco opened his mouth to protest, but I hopped out of the car before he could, leaving the chicken-livered vamp in the backseat.

Honestly? I wasn’t a whole lot of notches higher on the bravery scale. While I wasn’t worried (much) about having my blood sucked, it was highly likely that we would encounter a murderer tonight. Not a comforting thought, no matter what kind of costumes we’re talking.

I adjusted my fangs as we walked up to the massive front door, hoping we could blend well enough.

In addition to the teeth, the Moonlight II costume department had been gracious enough to let us raid their stock of extras’ outfits for loaners. After we’d totally geeked out at the array of choices, Dana had finally settled on a long, corseted, black dress with a slit up the side showing off her legs. It sat just off the shoulders, so we paired it with a spider-web inspired shawl and a pair of fishnets that mimicked the pattern down her legs, ending in spiky red heels. I’d dittoed her fishnets, but I’d obviously had to forgo the corset. Instead, I’d found an empire waisted black velvet dress that was just long enough to cover The Bump, short enough to show off my lace-up boots, and wide enough that I could thankfully still fit my butt into it. And, to cap off our looks, we’d both donned long, black wigs borrowed from the hair trailer. Overall, we were feeling total vampire-chic as we slipped inside the heavy, mahogany doors of Sebastian’s house.

Which looked as if Victorian London had suddenly collided with Miami Beach. Men and women in dark, drapey clothing mingled to the sounds of J Lo telling them to get on the floor from speakers hidden in the antique moldings in the ceilings. Large, opaque goblets circulated among the guests on trays held by women in mini-skits, dark stockings, and tight tops.

And everywhere that people laughed, smiled, or talked, fangs peeked from behind their painted lips. Seriously, fangs all over the room. Most of the patrons had opted for Ricky’s pale-face look, though some were in their natural flesh colored states. The women were, by and large, adorned with thick black eyeliner, and Dana and I would have stood out like sore thumbs in our blonde hair. Everyone was sporting Dracula-black wigs.

“See anything suspicious yet?” Dana asked, whispering in my ear. Her voice had a slight lisp to it due to the fangs.

“Define suspicious.”

“Good point.”

“Let’s look for Becca,” I said, eyeing a couple in the corner who were giving each other serious hickeys. At least, I hoped they were just hickeys.

I pulled my cell out and dialed Becca’s number, on the off chance she might pick up. Or we might hear a tell- tale ring from someone’s corset. Unfortunately, I got the voicemail routine again. Leaving us with only the low-tech route to finding our suspect.

We circled our way around the downstairs, passing through groups of cocktail-drinking partygoers (God, I hoped they were cocktails!), snippets of conversation floating past us as we searched their faces for the girl we’d seen with Alexa at the Crush. While she’d been a redhead there, I didn’t put it past her to don a wig like Dana and I had. Especially if she was in fugitive mode.

While most of the party-goers were in some sort of affected state of undead make-up, I was surprised to see the majority were middle aged, average looking, every-day people that one might encounter in line at Starbucks. Heck, take away the capes and white foundation and you had any other party in the Hollywood Hills.

All except for one person.

As we rounded the corner into the study, I spied Sebastian chatting with a woman in another long, black wig. He stood near an enormous, seven-foot-tall fireplace, a crackling fire filling its mouth despite the California heat. His long legs were encased in another pair of crisp slacks, his black button down shirt opened at the collar. His spiked hair was messed into an effortless style, and I could see the glint off his fangs in the glow cast by the antique chandelier above his head.

As if he could feel me watching him, his gaze suddenly turned toward mine. His unnaturally blue eyes (which had to be just contacts, right?) held mine for a half-second. Just long enough to make me wonder if my disguise was all that disguising after all. Then he turned his attention back to his companion.

Despite the heat from the fire, I felt a chill run up my spine. I tried to tell myself it was just fear of getting caught and not fear of having my bodily fluids drained, but I grabbed Dana by the arm just the same.

“Let’s get out of here,” I lisped in Cindy Brady fashion into her ear. “We haven’t checked for Becca upstairs yet.”

Dana nodded, and we quickly backed out of the room, slipping into the hallway where a large staircase spiraled