I elbowed Marco in the ribs. “Not a
“You went out with me when you were dating someone else?” Officer Baby Face asked, and I feared he was on the brink of tears.
“You went out with this guy too?” Rico growled, his face going red, steam starting to pour out of his ears.
“Uh…” Dana looked from Rico to Marco and me. “A little help here?” she pleaded.
“Oh, come on, fellows,” Marco said, stepping up. “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?”
Three pairs of angry eyes turned his way.
Marco whimpered and jumped behind me.
“Okay, clearly this is all just some big misunderstanding,” I said, trying to diffuse the situation. “See, I’m the one who-”
“Wait!” Mrs. Rosenblatt cut me off, slapping her palm over the bulging veins on Rico’s forehead. “I’m having a vision!”
Oh. Good. Lord.
Mrs. Rosenblatt rolled her eyes back in her head, doing her
“Ha!” Slim Jim said, popping out from behind the street sign machine. “She thinks you’re an ass.”
Rico growled and lunged for Slim Jim again, dragging the security guards and LVMPD with him. They may have held his arms, but his legs were free. And considering Rico was trained in fifteen different forms of martial arts, this was a huge oversight on the LVMPD’s part. Rico coiled one foot back like a snake, then shot it out toward Slim Jim, catching him squarely in the face.
“Uhn.” Slim Jim rocketed backwards, bouncing to a stop against a Deuces Wild machine.
“All right, that’s it. You’re all asses!” Dana yelled. She turned to Officer Baby Face, who looked like he was trying to remember if this had been covered in the manual. “You,” she said, pointing a finger at him. “Yes, I’m seeing Rico.”
Office Baby Face opened his mouth. “But-”
“But,” Dana continued, “I went out on
Officer Baby Face clamped his mouth shut and found a piece of dirt on the floor suddenly very interesting.
“And you,” Dana continued, turning on Rico, who now that he’d made contact with Slim Jim’s face seemed freakishly calmer. “Who do you think you are that you just go around picking on poor defenseless little wimps like that?”
“Hey!” Slim Jim called from his crumpled position on the floor.
But Dana ignored him. “Rico, that was the worst display of jealousy I have ever seen. And I work with actors! You are a grown man, not some little boy playing soldier. Get a grip or I’m walking, pal.”
Wow, I was impressed. She was taking tough chick to a whole new level.
“What about me?” Slim Jim asked.
Dana rolled her eyes. “Hello-you talk to my breasts. Get a life!”
Slim Jim pouted. Either that or his lip was swelling.
“Now,” Dana said, crossing her arms over her chest, “You three children can go on squabbling if you like, but I just shot a man and I’m tired. I’m going upstairs to get some sleep.” Dana turned around and marched toward the Chrysler elevators. “Maddie?” she called over her shoulder. “Are you coming?”
Considering the testosterone level down here, that was a no-brainer. “Wait up,” I called, doing a mini jog across the casino floor to catch up to her. Marco, Mom and Mrs. Rosenblatt followed close on our heels.
By the time we made it upstairs, I was beyond exhausted. Dana and Marco took one of the double beds and Mom selflessly fit her five-foot-one frame onto the rollaway. Which left me sleeping with Mrs. Rosenblatt. Or, more accurately, occupying the sliver of bed left over after she rolled her 300-pound frame into bed. But I honestly didn’t care. I closed my eyes, hit the pillow, and fell into the first good night’s sleep I’d had in weeks.
I awoke the next morning to the sounds of Marco getting into the shower. I rolled over and checked the digital clock radio display. 10:15. God I loved sleeping in. I rubbed my eyes and stretched as I sat up in bed. Dana was on the other double, watching a show on beating the blackjack dealer.
“Where are the gruesome twosome?” I asked, yawning.
“Your mom and Mrs. R.? They went to breakfast across the street at the $4.99 pancake buffet. Why, you hungry?”
I nodded. Actually, I was. I realized as my stomach growled that I hadn’t eaten anything since yesterday morning. Dana dialed room service and ordered a fatfree yogurt cup with strawberries and granola for her and bacon, hash browns, and French toast with extra whipped cream for me. (Hey, I’d almost died last night. Life was too short for health food.)
While we waited for our dome-covered trays, I plugged my cell phone into the wall and checked my messages. There were so many my inbox was full. The first batch were from last night, Dana and Mom both calling frantically to find out where I was and if I was okay. The next was from Tot Trots, saying that if I didn’t turn in my designs for the Rainbow Brite jellies by Monday, I could kiss my job goodbye. I did a few mental calculations, figuring that if we left first thing in the morning, didn’t hit any traffic, and I stayed up all night, I might still be employed next week. Maybe.
I tried not to picture my silver slingbacks hoofing it to the unemployment line as the next message came on. Ramirez. In fact, the next
My last message was from this morning. It was Larry, saying Felix had filled him in on last night’s excitement and was I okay? I could call him back at home, since, thanks to Monaldo’s arrest, he was back in Henderson.
I stared at my cell, contemplating that little LCD screen. I knew I should call Larry back. And I would, I decided. Later. Now that imminent danger and threat of life had been taken off the table, I wasn’t really sure what to say to him. All that were left were the biggies. Why had he run off? Why had he abandoned that three-year-old me? What kind of relationship did I want to have with him now? All questions that were too deep for a woman with a mild concussion to contemplate.
Instead, I ate my breakfast, threw on a tank top, denim skirt, and my Gucci boots, and headed downstairs.
Slim Jim was at the check-in desk, his lip swollen to collagen standards, his nose covered in white bandages and both eyes rimmed in purple. I would have felt sorry for him if it weren’t for the two Swedish tourists in miniskirts and tube tops fawning over his injuries. Apparently being pummeled had its perks.
“Hey,” I called down the counter. “I don’t mean to interrupt, but do you have a copy of today’s
Slim Jim pulled a copy out from under the counter and gave me a shooing motion as he turned back to the busty Swedes.
I pulled the tabloid open. The headline read, “Local Reporter Busts Open Counterfeiting Ring.” Hmmm…not exactly how it went down, but then again it was closer to the truth than ninety percent of the stuff the
At the end of the story was a smattering of pictures-Hank’s tarp-covered body outside the Victoria, Monaldo being led away from his penthouse in handcuffs, mourners at Hank’s funeral. The last was a shot of Maurice, sobbing over Hank’s casket, a tissue clutched in one hand. Poor Maurice. I felt my heart go out to him. No matter what happened to Monaldo now, it couldn’t bring Hank back. I wondered if anyone had even told him about Monaldo’s arrest? Ramirez and the Feds had seemed pretty focused on Monaldo last night. I had a feeling no one even remembered the brokenhearted partner Hank had left behind.
I stared at the picture. After zapping his dog, the least I could do was give him the peace of mind that Monaldo wasn’t still out there somewhere. I left the paper on the counter and hailed a cab.
Twenty minutes later I pulled up in front of Maurice’s condo. The same lawn furniture was overturned in the courtyard and in the late morning, I could hear
