'Okay, Poppy,' I said.
'You got to get the message to him.'
Now Ha was filling a plastic bucket with water in the sink behind the bar. 'I will.'
'You tell him it involves Herschel.'
The elegant black woman knew almost every man in the room, I realized. 'I said I would.'
Poppy saw my distraction. 'I had to go back, he has to understand that. When he sees what happened, he'll understand.'
'Right.'
'He's probably going to need to bring someone to help. My hands are no good. It's a big problem, you got to say that, too.'
'Okay.'
'You look like a decent guy. I'm trusting you.'
Poppy stood and left, but not before noticing the bowl of nuts on the bar, which he sampled liberally. I read the subliterate napkin message again, unable to make sense of it. How could I get it to Jay? If he and Allison had gone out to celebrate, they could be anywhere. Both probably had cell phones, but I had neither number. But I could call information. She'd said her home number was listed. She had to be, when you thought about it, needed to be reachable if the restaurant burned down in the middle of the night.
'Listen,' I said to the waiter, 'I'll be right back. I need to use the pay phone upstairs. Hold my table here, okay?'
He shrugged. 'I'd make it real quick, pal.'
The comment seemed unnecessarily rude, but I ignored it and hurried toward the Havana Room's hunched doorway, past the literary man, who had just been forcibly presented with his check by the bartender. I climbed the worn marble stairs, my shadow rising in front of me. In the foyer, while calling information, I noticed Tom Brokaw arrive for a late bite. Impressive man, Brokaw. Smooth, articulate, reassuring, deeply American in his persona. Bet he never killed anybody with a glass of milk, either. Allison was listed, and I left a perfunctory message about Poppy and hung up. The phone rang back almost instantly.
'Oh hell-o- ho, Bill,' came Allison's voice- amused, silky, relaxed.
'That was fast. You know the pay phone number?'
'Of course. Got it on speed-dial, too.'
'You're at home?'
'No. I have this fancy phone thing that rings me wherever I am.'
'I called your apartment.'
'I know.'
'But you're not there?'
'Oh, no. I'm with Jay. In his big, masculine SUV. You can pronounce that suv, which is provocative, don't you think?'
'I need to tell Jay-'
'Like, let's suv. Or maybe you'd like to come up for a quick suv. Or, like this, all they did was suv, just constantly.'
'You a bit inebriated, Allison?'
'Sort of. We're headed back there right now. I'm running late. But the men will wait. We just went for a spin.'
'Things seem about ready to start.'
'Not without me,' she said. 'We'll be there in three minutes. Here's Jay.'
He came on the line. 'Hey guy,' he breathed. 'I want you to come to my office tomorrow so I can settle up, show you-'
'That's not why I'm calling.'
I told him about Poppy, and the potatoes as well. He asked me to read him the message.
'Oh, shit,' he muttered, then muffled the phone. I thought I heard a tone of female argumentation. Then the open static returned, the sound of traffic. As I listened I noticed an elderly woman in a long fur waiting to use the phone.
'I don't own a cell phone,' she told the maitre d'. 'My sister had one, gave her brain cancer.'
The maitre d' nodded at her good sense.
I kept listening. 'Thanks a lot,' came Allison's voice away from Jay's phone.
'Bill?'
'Jay, I think I should have a look at some of that paperwork tomorrow. At the deed history in particular.'
'Sure.' He wasn't listening.
'Good night, Jay.' I wanted to get back into the Havana Room. 'Congratulations again.'
'Bill, you got plans tonight?' Jay said.
'I plan to sleep, eventually.'
'I've got some kind of a problem. I need a hand.'
'I'm a tired guy, Jay. Really. It's almost one.'
'Wait, wait, hold on-'
I heard muffled noises, Allison saying something, arguing perhaps, rushing static. Around me people were still arriving at the steakhouse, despite the hour. The great old literary man, however, was being escorted with his entourage from the Havana Room by the waiter. 'But the night is still young!' His knees buckled with each step. 'Everything's about to begin! I saw the knives!'
'Bill,' came Jay's watery cellular voice in my ear again, 'I really need a guy to go out to Long Island with me and help with something. It's like three or four hours… I might need a guy to help hold stuff, a pair of hands, is what it is.'
I'd yanked an extra quarter million bucks from the universe for him only hours before and now he needed me to be a farmworker? But I was polite. 'A pair of hands?'
'Yeah, Poppy's are no good.'
I saw the door to the Havana Room closing. 'Give me the number, I'll call you back.'
I walked the nine or ten steps across the foyer. The door was shut now. I tried the old porcelain handle. Nothing. The yellow card had been removed from the brass plate.
'Closed,' announced the maitre d'.
I felt cheated. 'Hey, but it was open a second ago.'
'Yes,' he said, not looking up from his reservation book. 'It was.'
I tried the handle, shook the door. It was surprisingly firm, with no vibration to it, as if the handle were merely bolted to a wall.
'Sir!' he called sharply.
'I was just in there, I have food on the table!'
'I'm sorry,' he said, with no sympathy.
'I was taken in there by Allison Sparks,' I said.
'Yes,' he responded, 'but you left. And the door is closed.'
'I don't get it,' I protested.
'I must ask you to move away from the door,' he said.
'It's not busy, it's not-'
'Please, sir,' he said, his voice ominous.
Now the woman in the fur coat had the pay phone in both hands.
I retrieved my coat and stepped outside into the cold, irritated and disappointed, watching the snow fall. Allison had said she'd be there in three minutes, but it was longer, more like ten. I noticed several potatoes in the gutter. The winter wind off Sixth Avenue slaps you around, sticks a cold finger down your collar, wakes you up. But it doesn't remind you that you are fallible and foolish. Finally a green sport utility truck pulled to the curb, flashing its lights, wipers pushing away the swirling snow. Allison jumped out wearing a big hooded coat and ran up to me in the snowy light outside the door. Her hair was not quite combed, her makeup smudged and forgotten, cheeks flushed.
'I don't get this guy sometimes, I really don't.'
