them to pity her. ‘One day she said she was going out for a walk. It was snowing, and I said put something on your head, you lose forty per cent of your body heat through your head. She said, “Don’t fuss, Mummy,” and went out. And later – well, they found her hanging from a tree in the wood down by the stream. The police came, and—’ Now she couldn’t continue.
Slider asked, ‘Did she leave a note?’
But she had not, and the lack of any word from her seemed to be one of the things that made it harder for them.
Soon afterwards, Slider and Atherton took their leave. ‘Sid Andrew next,’ he said grimly as they got back in the car.
‘If you can get him to talk to you,’ Atherton said. ‘He’s Lord Sid now.’
‘By God, he’d better talk,’ Slider said. ‘That girl may or may not have been pushing the boat out, but if she wasn’t an innocent victim of all this, my nose is a nectarine.’
‘Which it ain’t, my dear old guv,’ Atherton said gloomily, and then exclaimed, with transferred emotion, ‘God, I hate the suburbs!’
Despite having taken the name of his birthplace for his title, Lord Leuchars, the former Sid Andrew, preferred Northamptonshire for his home on leaving the House of Commons, and had bought himself a handsome Victorian mansion and twelve acres within handy reach of the M1, which of course as well as leading north also led south into the heart of London. They did not have to penetrate the leafy solitude of Blisworth Manor, however, for his lordship was at that moment chairing a meeting of one of his quangos, the Forestry (Sustainable Uses) Advisory Committee, in the library conference room at the Swan Hotel in Bedford.
The staff of the hotel (which depended a great deal on businessmen and conferences for its profits) were naturally unwilling to disturb well-paying delegates, but Slider was in no mood to be brooked and said either they could fetch him out quietly or he’d go in and get him noisily.
So very shortly afterward, Lord Leuchars came out into the corridor, giving them a glimpse of the handsomely panelled room and a dozen comfortable men around a mahogany table before the door was shut.
‘What’s all this about?’ Leuchars demanded shortly, though not as irritably as he might have, for the committee had lunched extremely well before resuming their meeting.
Sid Andrew was a short, wide man, so wide he gave the disconcerting appearance of having been flattened, like a cartoon character run over by a steamroller. His head was rather large for his body; his face was red, with a spreading nose indicating a lifelong devotion to the bottle. It was also much scarred around the lower cheek and jowl by youthful acne, which made shaving difficult, so there were little tufts and sprigs of iron-grey whisker here and there in the craters, which gave him an unfortunately unwashed appearance. He had shaggy white hair, always unkempt, and thick black eyebrows over pale, watery, red-veined eyes. Atherton had never seen him close up, and thought again of pretty Angela Barlow. It must surely have been someone’s idea of a joke to pair them in sexual congress.
‘I’d like to talk to you in private,’ Slider said when he had introduced them. ‘Is there somewhere we can go?’
‘What makes you think I want to talk to you?’ he growled. He had never lost his accent – indeed, he wore it, with his working-class background and his trade-union credentials, almost aggressively as badges of honour.
‘You
‘Aw, bloody hell, what now?’ he said, scowling. His vinous breath wafted towards them as he sighed, but he looked into their faces, shook his head wearily, and then said, ‘Wait a minute, then.’ He went back into the room, and they heard him say, ‘Fellas, I’m gauny have ta love ye and leave ye. Wally, can you take over this lot?’ before the door swung shut of its own weight. Half a minute later he was out again, walking by them briskly saying, ‘You’d better come to my room.’
His room was in fact a suite, with a large sitting-room overlooking the river and the glimpse of a bedroom beyond. He waved them to a sofa and headed straight for the mahogany bar in the corner. ‘Snifter?’ he offered.
‘Thank you, no. Not on duty,’ Slider said.
‘Well, I’m having one. Let me know if you change your mind.’ He fixed himself a large brandy and soda, came back and sank ungracefully into a chair facing them, and said, ‘Well, what do you want? Shepherd’s Bush? I don’t know anyone in Shepherd’s Bush.’
‘It’s concerning the death of Ed Stonax.’
‘Oh, is that it?’ Leuchars rolled his eyes. ‘I half suspected you lot might start digging up old grievances when I read he’d snuffed it. He was a nasty piece of work, let me tell you, so don’t waste any of your sympathy on him.’
Slider could see he was loquacious with drink – and possibly nervousness – which was all to the good. ‘Nasty in what way?’ he enquired.
‘In a bloody bigoted, middle-class, self-satisfied-prig sort of way, if you want to know,’ he said, and laughed. ‘I’m not sorry he’s dead, so you can make what you like of that. Thought himself too good for the rest of us, big- headed bastard.’ He pronounced it with the short ‘a’, which made it sound more vicious. ‘But he was stupit, like all those elitist do-gooders, so everything that happened to him was his own fault. What d’you want to know about him, anyway?’ He took a swig of his drink and said, ‘Christ, I could do wi’ a cigar!’ He jabbed a stubby finger upwards to the ceiling. ‘Smoke alarms everywhere. You don’t know how to disable ’em, do you? Christ, what do they teach you in copper school anyway? I can’t believe our lot brought in these fucking no smoking laws. What the fuck was all that about, eh?’
‘Mr Andrew,’ Slider began.
‘It’s Lord Leuchars to you, Jimmy!’ he exclaimed, his face reddening. His accent grew stronger with his anger. ‘It’s no’ much, but it’s all I’ve got tae show for forty years service. An’ I fuckin’ earned it, so don’t you disrespect me, boy.’
‘No disrespect intended, I assure you,’ Slider said soothingly. ‘It was a slip of the tongue. What I really wanted to ask you about was the business of the photographs with Ed Stonax and Angela Barlow.’
Unexpectedly, he chuckled. ‘Oh, that old thing! It was a bloody laugh, was that. You’ve seen the photos, have you? Brilliant!’
‘The purpose was to get Stonax sacked from the department, I suppose?’
‘He wasn’t sacked, he resigned. Eventually . . .’ He chuckled again; and then the smile disappeared as if wiped. ‘Mind you, if the stupit bastard had gone quietly when they first showed him the piccies, he’d have saved himself a shitload of trouble. But he started bellowing that it was all a big set-up and he was being framed, so he just made things worse for himself.’
‘But he was framed, wasn’t he?’ Atherton asked.
Leuchars looked at him for the first time. ‘Of course he was. That was the whole point. My God, you’ve seen that girl – what a piece of tail! And look at me! Christ, son, she wouldn’t have touched me with the far end of a bargepole. That was what made it so fucking funny. And Stonax, of all people, the original altar boy!’
‘The photos were faked, then?’ Slider said, feeling relief and rage in about equal proportions.
‘We were never all three in the same room together,’ Leuchars said. ‘Brilliant work,’ he added, though a little morosely. ‘Even I’d have sworn they were real.’
‘Why did you pick on Angela Barlow?’ Slider wanted to know.
‘She’d been partying a bit too hard, done too many lines o’ coke, made mistakes, been indiscreet. She looked like being trouble somewhere down the line so it was a chance to get rid of her. She hadn’t got a boyfriend, lived alone, so she’d be easy to see off. And she’d been in the service less than two years.’ He shrugged, and took another swig. ‘I wouldn’t have worried about employment laws, but they said it made it just that bit easier. Course, if Stonax had gone quietly, her part would never have come out. She’d have taken the settlement all right and no- one any the wiser.’
‘And what about you? You got kicked out as well.’
‘I got my pay-off,’ he said indifferently. ‘Mind you, it’s no as much fun as being in the Commons, I’ll tell ye that. And I can never go back to Fife after the scandal. But what the hell.’ He finished the brandy and heaved himself to his feet. ‘Sure I can’t tempt you gentlemen?’
His gait across the room was just a trifle unsteady, and he came back with another large one, almost
