Dreamcatcher

“Sure you don’t need to take a leak before you turn in?” Jonesy had four children, and this question came almost automatically. “No. I went in the woods just before you found me. Thank you for taking me in. Thank you both.” “Ah, hell,” Beaver said, and shuffled his feet uncomfortably. “Anybody woulda.” “maybe,” McCarthy said. “And maybe not. In the Bible it says, “Behold, I stand at the door and knock.” Outside, the wind gusted more fiercely yet, making Hole in the Wall shake. Jonesy waited for McCarthy to finish-it sounded as if he had more to say-but the man just swung his feet into bed and pulled the covers up.

From somewhere deep in Jonesy’s bed there came another of those long, rasping farts, and Jonesy decided that was enough for him. It was one thing to let in a wayfaring stranger when he came to your door just ahead of a storm; it was another to stand around while he laid a series of gas-bombs.

The Beaver followed him out and closed the door gently behind him.

5

When Jonesy started to talk, the Beav shook his head, raised his finger to his lips, and led Jonesy across the big room to the kitchen, which was as far as they could get from McCarthy without going into the shed out back.

“Man, that guy’s in a world of hurt,” Beaver said, and in the harsh glow of the kitchen’s fluorescent strips, Jonesy could see just how worried his old friend was. The Beav rummaged into the wide front pocket of his overalls, found a toothpick, and began to nibble on it. In three minutes-the length of time it took a dedicated smoker to finish a cigarette-he would reduce it to a palmful of flax-fine splinters. Jonesy didn’t know how the Beav’s teeth stood up to it (or his stomach), but he had been doing it his whole life.

“I hope you’re wrong, but…” Jonesy shook his head. “Did you ever smell anything like those farts?”

“Nope,” Beaver said. “But there’s a lot more going on with that guy than just a bad stomach.”

“What do you mean?”

“Well, he thinks it’s November eleventh, for one thing.”

Jonesy had no idea what the Beav was talking about. November eleventh was the day their own hunting party had arrived, bundled into Henry’s Scout, as always.

“Beav, it’s Wednesday. It’s the fourteenth.”

Beaver nodded, smiling a little in spite of himself. The toothpick, which had already picked up an appreciable warp, rolled from one side of his mouth to the other. “I know that. You know that. Rick, he don’t know that. Rick thinks it’s the Lord’s Day.”

“Beav, what exactly did he say to you?” Whatever it was, it couldn’t have been much-it just didn’t take that long to scramble a couple of eggs and heat a can of soup. That started a train of thought, and as Beaver talked, Jonesy ran water to do up the few dishes. He didn’t mind camping out, but he was damned if he was going to live in squalor, as so many men seemed willing to do when they left their homes and went into the woods.

“What he said was they came up on Saturday so they could hunt a little, then spend Sunday working on the roof, which had a couple of leaks in it. He goes, “At least I didn’t have to break the commandment about working on the Sabbath. When you’re lost in the woods, the only thing you have to work on is not going crazy.'”

“Huh,” Jonesy said.

“I guess I couldn’t swear in a court of law that he thinks this is the eleventh, but it’s either that or go back a week further, to the fourth, because he sure does think it’s Sunday. And I just can’t believe he’s been out there ten days.”

Jonesy couldn’t, either. But three? Yes. That he could believe. “It would explain something he told me,” Jonesy said. “He-”

The floor creaked and they both jumped a little, looking toward the closed bedroom door on the other side of the big room, but there was nothing to see. And the floors and walls were always creaking out here, even when the wind wasn’t blowing up high. They looked at each other, a little shamefaced.

“Yeah, I’m jumpy,” Beaver said, perhaps reading Jonesy’s face, perhaps picking the thought out of Jonesy’s mind. “Man, you have to admit it’s a little creepy, him turning up right out of the woods like that.”

“Yeah, it is.”

“That fart sounded like he had something crammed up his butt that was dying of smoke inhalation.”

The Beav looked a little surprised at that, as he always did when he said something funny. They began laughing simultaneously, holding onto each other and doing it through open mouths, expelling the sounds as a series of harsh sighs, trying to keep it down, not wanting the poor guy to hear them if he was still awake, hear and know they were laughing at him. Jonesy had a particularly hard time keeping it quiet because the release was so necessary-it had a hysterical seventy to it and he doubled over, gasping and snorting, water running out of his eyes.

At last Beaver grabbed him and yanked him out the door. There they stood coatless in the deepening snow, finally able to laugh out loud with the booming wind to cover the sounds they made.

6

When they went back in again, Jonesy’s hands were so numb he barely felt the hot water when he plunged his hands into it, but he was laughed out and that was good. He wondered again about Pete and Henry-how they were doing and if they’d make it back okay.

“You said it explained some stuff,” the Beav said. He had started another toothpick. “What stuff?”

“He didn’t know snow was coming,” Jonesy said. He spoke slowly, trying to recall McCarthy’s exact words. “’so much for fair and seasonably cold,' I think that’s what he said. But that would make sense if the last forecast he heard was for the eleventh or twelfth. Because until late yesterday, it was fair, wasn’t it?”

“Yeah, and seasonably fuckin cold,” Beaver agreed. He pulled a dishtowel with a pattern of faded ladybugs on it from the drawer by the sink and began to dry the dishes. He looked across at the closed bedroom door as he worked. “What else’d he say?”

“That their camp was in Kineo.”

“Kineo? That’s forty, fifty miles west of here. He-” Beaver took the toothpick out of his mouth, examined the bite-marks on it, and put the other end in his mouth. “Oh, I see.”

“Yeah. He couldn’t have done all that in a single night, but if he was out there for three days-”

“-and four nights, if he got lost on Saturday afternoon that makes four nights-”

“Yeah, and four nights. So, supposing he kept pretty much headed dead east that whole time…” Jonesy calculated fifteen miles a day. “I’d say it’s possible.”

“But how come he didn’t freeze?” Beaver had lowered his voice to a near-whisper, probably without being aware of it. “He’s got a nice heavy coat and he’s wearin longies, but nights have been in the twenties everywhere north of the county line since Halloween. So you tell me how he spends four nights out there and doesn’t freeze. Doesn’t even look like he’s got any frostbite, just that mess on his cheek.”

“I don’t know. And there’s something else,” Jonesy said. “How come he doesn’t have the start of a beard?”

“Huh?” Beaver’s mouth opened. The toothpick hung from his lower lip. Then, very slowly, he nodded. “Yeah. All he’s got is stubble.”

“I’d say less than a day’s growth.”

“I guess he was shavin, huh?”

“Right,” Jonesy said, picturing McCarthy lost in the woods, scared and cold and hungry (not that he looked like he’d missed many meals, that was another thing), but still kneeling by a stream every morning, breaking the ice with a booted foot so he could get to the water beneath, then taking his trusty Gillette from… where? His coat pocket?

“And then this morning he lost his razor, which is why he’s got the stubble,” the Beav said. He was smiling again, but there didn’t seem to be a lot of humor in it.

“Yeah. Same time he lost his gun. Did you see his teeth?”

Beaver made a what-now grimace.

“Four gone. Two on top, two on the bottom. He looks like the What-me-worry kid that’s always on the front of Mad magazine.”

“Not a big deal, buddy. I’ve got a couple of AWOL choppers myself.” Beaver hooked back one comer of his mouth, baring his left gum in a one-sided grin Jonesy could have done without. “Eee? Ight ack ere.”

Jonesy shook his head. It wasn’t the same. “The guy’s a lawyer, Beav-he’s out in public all the time, his looks are part of his living. And these babies are right out in front. He didn’t know they were gone. I’d swear to it.”

“You don’t suppose he got exposed to radiation or something, do you?” Beaver asked uneasily. “Your teeth fall out when you get fuckin radiation poisonin, I saw that in a movie one time. One of the ones you’re always watching, those monster shows. You don’t suppose it’s that, do you? Maybe he got that red mark the same time.”

“Yeah, he got a dose when the Mars Hill Nuclear Power Plant blew up,” Jonesy said, and Beaver’s puzzled expression made him immediately sorry for the crack. “Beav, when you get radiation poisoning, I think your hair falls out, too.”

The Beaver’s face cleared. “Yeah, that’s right. The guy in the movie ended up as bald as Telly what’s-his-fuck, used to play that cop on TV.” He paused. “Then the guy died. The one in the movie, I mean, not Telly, although now that I think of it-”

“This guy’s got plenty of hair,” Jonesy interrupted. Let Beaver get off on a tangent and they would likely never get back to the point. He noticed that, out of the stranger’s presence, neither of them called him Rick, or even McCarthy. Just “the guy,” as if they subconsciously wanted to turn him into something less important than a man-something generic, as if that would make it matter less if… well, if.

“Yeah,” Beaver said. “He does, doesn’t he? Plenty of hair. “'He must have amnesia.” “Maybe, but he remembers who he is, who he was with, shit like that. Man, that was some trumpet-blast he blew, wasn’t it? And the stink! Like ether!''Yeah,” Jonesy said. “I kept thinking of starter fluid. Diabetics get a smell when they’re tipping over. I read that in a mystery novel, I think.” “Is it like starter fluid?”

“I can’t remember.” They stood there looking at each other, listening to the wind. It crossed Jonesy’s mind to tell Beaver about the lightning the guy claimed to have seen, but why bother? Enough was enough. “I thought he was going to blow his cookies when he leaned forward like that,” the Beav said.

“Didn’t you?”

Jonesy nodded.

“And he don’t look well, not at all well.”

“No.”