leering. When he wheeled around however, all he saw was a doe standing in the kitchen with its head extended over the counter, examining them with its mild brown eyes. Jonesy took a deep, gasping breath and slumped back against the wall.
“Eat snot and rot,” Beaver breathed. Then he advanced on the doe, clapping his hands. “Bug out, Mabel! Don’t you know what time of year this is? Go on! Put an egg in your shoe and beat it! Make like an amoeba and split!”
The deer stayed where she was for a moment, eyes widening in an expression of alarm that was almost human. Then she whirled around, her head skimming the line of pots and ladles and tongs hanging over the stove. They clanged together and some fell from their hooks, adding to the clangor. Then she was out the door, little white tail flipping.
Beaver followed, pausing long enough to look at the cluster of droppings on the linoleum with a jaundiced eye.
The mixed migration of animals had pretty well dried up to stragglers. The doe Beav had scared out of their kitchen leaped over a limping fox that had apparently lost one paw to a trap and then disappeared into the woods. Then, from above the low-hanging clouds just beyond the snowmobile shed, a lumbering helicopter the size of a city bus appeared. It was brown, with the letters ANG printed on the side in white.
Ang? Beaver thought.
It dipped, nose-heavy. Beaver stepped into the back yard, waving his arms over his head. “Hey!” he shouted. “Hey, little help here! Little help, guys!”
The helicopter descended until it was no more than seventy-five feet off the ground, close enough to raise the fresh snow in a cyclone. Then it moved toward him, carrying the snow cyclone with it.
“Hey! We got a hurt guy here! Hurt guy!” jumping up and down now like one of those numbass bootscooters on The Nashville Network, feeling like a jerk but doing it anyway. The chopper drifted toward him, low but not coming any lower, not showing any sign of actually landing, and a horrid idea filled him. Beav didn’t know if it was something he was getting from the guys in the chopper or just paranoia. All he could be sure of was that he suddenly felt like something pinned to the center ring of a target in a shooting gallery: hit the Beaver and win a clock-radio.
The chopper’s side door slid back. A man holding a bullhorn and wearing the bulkiest parka Beaver had ever seen came tilting out toward him. The parka and the bullhorn didn’t bother the Beav. What bothered him was the oxygen mask the guy was wearing over his mouth and nose. He’d never heard of fliers needing to wear oxygen masks at an attitude of seventy-five feet. Not, that was, if the air they were breathing was okay.
The man in the parka spoke into the bullhorn the words conning out loud and clear over the
“HOW MANY ARE YOU?” the god-voice called down. “SHOW ME ON YOUR FINGERS.”
Beaver, confused and frightened, at first thought only of himself and Jonesy; Henry and Pete weren’t back from the store, after all. He raised two fingers like a guy giving the peace sign.
“STAY WHERE YOU ARE!” the man leaning out of the helicopter boomed in his robot god’s voice. “THIS AREA IS UNDER TEMPORARY QUARANTINE! SAY AGAIN, THIS AREA IS UNDER TEMPORARY QUARANTINE! YOU MUST NOT LEAVE!”
The snowfall was thinning, but now the wind kicked up and blew a sheet of the snow which had been sucked up by the copter’s rotors into Beaver’s face. He slitted his eyes against it and waved his arms. He sucked in freezing snow, spat out his toothpick to keep from yanking
Knowing they couldn’t hear him under the big
“STAY WHERE YOU ARE! THIS SITUATION WILL BE RESOLVED IN TWENTYFOUR TO FORTY-EIGHT HOURS! IF YOU NEED FOOD, CROSS YOUR ARMS OVER, YOUR HEAD!”
“
The copter vanished back into the clouds.
Jonesy heard some of this-certainly he heard the amplified voice from the Thunderbolt helicopter-but registered very little, He was too concerned with McCarthy, who had given a number of small and breathless screams, then fallen silent. The stench coming under the door continued to thicken.
“McCarthy!” he yelled as Beaver came back in. “Open this door or we break it down!” “Get away from me!” McCarthy screamed back in a thin, distracted voice. “I have to shit, that’s all, I HAVE TO SHIT! If I can shit I’ll be all right!”
Such straight talk, coming from a man who seemed to consider
Beaver looked scared and worried. Snow was melting on his cheeks. “I dunno. The guy in the helicopter said something about quarantine-what if he’s infected or something? What if that red thing on his face-”
In spite of his own ungenerous feelings about McCarthy, Jonesy felt like striking his old friend. This previous March he himself had lain bleeding in a street in Cambridge. Suppose people had refused to touch him because he might have AIDS? Refused to help him? Just left him there to bleed because there were no rubber gloves handy?
“Beav, we were right down in his face-if he’s got something really infectious, we’ve probably caught it already. Now what do you say?”
For a moment what Beaver said was nothing. Then Jonesy felt that click in his head. For just a moment he saw the Beaver he’d grown up with, a kid in an old beat-up motorcycle jacket who had cried
Beaver stepped forward. “Hey, Rick, how about opening up?
We just want to help.”
Nothing from behind the door. Not a cry, not a breath, not so much as the sound of shifting cloth. The only sounds were the steady rumble of the gennie and the fading
“Okay,” Beaver said, then crossed himself “Let’s break the fucker down.”
They stepped back together and turned their shoulders toward the door, half-consciously miming cops in half a hundred movies.
“On three,” Jonesy said.
“Your leg up to this, man?”
In fact, Jonesy’s leg and hip hurt badly, although he hadn’t precisely realized this until Beaver brought it up. “I’m fine,” he said.
“Yeah, and my ass is king of the world.”
“On three. Ready?” And when Beaver nodded: “One… two…
They rushed forward together and hit the door together, almost four hundred pounds behind two dropped shoulders. It gave way with an absurd ease that spilled them, stumbling and grabbing at each other, into the bathroom. Their feet skidded in the blood on the tiles.
“Ah,
Jonesy found he could say nothing at all.
Chapter Five
DUDDITS, PART ONE
“Lady”, Pete said.
The woman in the duffel coat said nothing. Lay on the sawdusty piece of tarp and said nothing. Pete could see one eye, staring at him, or through him, or at the jellyroll center of the fucking universe, who knew. Creepy. The fire crackled between them, really starting to take hold and throw some heat now. Henry had been gone about fifteen minutes. It would be three hours before he made it back, Pete calculated, three hours at the very least, and that was a long time to spend under this lady’s creepy jackalope eye.
“Lady,” he said again. “You hear me?”
Nothing. But once she had yawned, and he’d seen that half her goddam teeth were gone. What the fuck was up with that? And did he really want to know?