“Boss.”
Kurtz was on the verge of dozing again when Perlmutter turned-not without effort-and spoke to him. They had just gone through the New Hampshire tolls, Freddy Johnson being careful to use the automated exact-change lane (he was afraid a human toll-taker might notice the stench in the Humvee’s cabin, the broken window in back, the weaponry… or all three).
Kurtz looked into Archie Perlmutter’s sweat-streaked, haggard face with interest. With fascination, even. The colorless bean-counting bureaucrat, he of the briefcase on station and clipboard in the field, hair always neatly combed and parted ruler-straight on the left? The man who could not for the life of him train himself out of using the word
“Boss, I’m still thirsty.” Pearly cast longing eyes on Kurtz’s Pepsi, then blew out another hideous fart.
“I’m afraid this is mine, buck,” Kurtz. “And I’m a wee parched myself.”
Perlmutter began to speak, then winced as a fresh pain struck him. He fatted again, the sound thinner this time, not a trumpet but an untalented child blowing over a piccolo. His eyes narrowed, became crafty. “Give me a drink and I’ll tell you something you want to know.” A pause. “Something you
Kurtz considered. Pain slapped the side of the car and came in through the busted window. The goddamned window was a pain in the ass, praise Jesus, the arm of his jacket was soaked right through, but he would have to bear up. Who was responsible, after all?
“
“Tell me what you know and you can have the rest of this.” Kurtz raised the Pepsi bottle, waggling it in front of Pearly’s tortured gaze. Kurtz was not without humorous self-loathing as he did this. Once he had commanded whole units and had used them to alter entire geopolitical landscapes. Now his command was two men and a soft drink. He had fallen low.
“Do you promise?” Pearly’s red-fizzed tongue came out and licked at his parched lips.
“If I’m lyin I’m dyin,” Kurtz said solemnly. “Hell, buck, read my fucking mind!”
Pearly studied him for a moment and Kurtz could almost feel the man’s creepy little fingers (mats of red stuff now growing under each nail) in his head. An awful sensation, but he bore it.At last Perlmutter seemed satisfied. He nodded. “I’m getting more now,” he said, and then his voice lowered to a confidential, horrified whisper. “It’s eating me, you know. It’s eating my guts. I can feel it.”
Kurtz patted him on the arm. just now they were passing a sign which read WELCOME TO MASSACHUSETTS. “I’m going to take care of you, laddie-buck; I promised, didn’t I? Meantime, tell me what you’re getting.”
“Mr Gray is stopping. He’s hungry. “Kurtz had left his hand on Perlmutter’s arm. Now he tightened his grip, turning his fingernails into talons. “Where?”
“Close to where he’s going. It’s a store.” In a chanting, childish voice that made Kurtz’s skin crawl, Archie Perlmutter said: “'Best bait, why wait? Best bait, why wait?'” Then, resuming a more normal tone: “Jonesy knows Henry and Owen and Duddits are coming. That’s why he made Mr Gray stop.”
The idea of Owen’s catching Jonesy/Mr Gray filled Kurtz with panic. “Archie, listen to me carefully.”
“I’m thirsty,” Perlmutter whined. “I’m
Kurtz held the Pepsi bottle up in front of Perlmutter’s eyes, then slapped away Perlmutter’s hand when Pearly reached for it.
“Do Henry, Owen, and Dud-Duts know Jonesy and Mr Gray have stopped?”
“Dud-
“I don’t like this,” Freddy said.
“Please, boss,” Pearly said. “I’m so thirsty.”
Kurtz gave him the bottle, watched with a jaundiced eye as Perlmutter drained it.
“495, boss,” Freddy announced. “What do I do?”
“Take it,” Perlmutter said. “Then 90 west.” He burped. It was loud but blessedly odorless. “
Kurtz pondered. Owen knew their quarry had stopped, at least temporarily. Now Owen and Henry would sprint, trying to make up as much of that ninety to a hundred-minute lag as they could. Consequently, they must sprint, as well.
Any cops who got in their way would have to die, God bless them. One way or the other, this was coming to a head.
“Freddy.”
“Boss.”
“Pedal to the metal. Make this bitch strut, God love you. Make her strut.”
Freddy Johnson did as ordered.
There was no barn, no corral, no paddock, and instead Of OUT-OF-STATE LICS the sign in the window showed a photograph of the Quabbin Reservoir over the legend BEST BAIT, WHY WAIT?, but otherwise the little store could have been Gosselin’s all over again: same ratty siding, same mud-brown shingles, same crooked chimney dribbling smoke into the rainy sky, same rusty gas-pump out front. Another sign leaned against the pump, this one reading NO GAS BLAME THE RAGHEADS.
On that early afternoon in November the store was empty save for the proprietor, a gentleman named Deke McCaskell. Like most other folks, he had spent the morning glued to the TV. All the coverage (repetitive stuff, for the most part, and with that part of the North Woods cordoned off, no good pictures of anything but Army, Navy, and Air Force hardware) had led up to the President’s speech. Deke called the President Okeefenokee, on account of the fucked-up way he’d been elected-couldn’t anybody down there fucking count? Although he had not exercised his own option to vote since the Gipper (now
Deke had turned off the TV half an hour ago-enough was enough, by the Christ-and when the bell over his door jangled at quarter past one, he was studying a magazine from the rack at the back of the store, where a sign proclaimed B 21 OR B GONE. This particular periodical was titled
He looked up at the newcomer, started to say something like “How ya doin” or “Roads gettin slippery yet,” and then didn’t. He felt a bolt of unease, followed by a sudden certainty that he was going to be robbed… and if robbery was all, he’d be off lucky. He never
Deke swallowed.
Deke wasn’t paranoid by nature (he was
The man just stood there inside the door at first, and yeah, there was something wrong with him. He was wearing an orange hunting coat and deer season hadn’t started yet in Massachusetts, but that could have been nothing. What Deke didn’t like were the scratches on the man’s face, as if he had spent at least some of the last couple of days going cross-country through the woods, and the haunted, drawn quality of the features themselves. His mouth was moving, as though he was talking to himself. Something else, too. The gray afternoon light slanting in through the dusty front window glinted oddly on his lips and chin.
The newcomer’s head snapped around in quick little tics while his body remained perfectly still, reminding Deke of the way an owl remains perfectly still on its branch as it looks for prey. Deke thought briefly of sliding out of his chair and hiding under the counter, but before he could do more than begin to consider the pros and cons of such a move (not a particularly quick thinker, his ex-wife would have told you that, as well), the guy’s head did another of those quick flicks and was pointing right at him.
The rational part of Deke’s mind had been harboring the hope (it was not quite an articulated idea) that he was imagining the whole thing, just suffering the whimwhams from all the weird news and weirder rumors, each dutifully reported by the press, coming out of northern Maine. Maybe this was just a guy who wanted smokes or a six-pack or maybe a bottle of coffee brandy and a stroke-book, something to get him through a long, sleety night in a motel outside of Ware or Belchertown.
That hope died when the man’s eyes met his.
It wasn’t the gaze of a family-murdering maniac off on his own private cruise to nowhere; it almost would have been better if that had been the case. The newcomer’s eyes, far from empty, were too full. A million thoughts and ideas seemed to be crossing them, like one of those big-city
tickertapes being run at super speed. They seemed almost to be hopping in their sockets.
And they were the
“We’re closed,” Deke said. The words came out in a croak that didn’t sound like his voice at all. “Me and my partner-he’s in the back-we closed for the day. On account of the goings-on up north. I-
He might have run on for hours-days, even-but the man in the hunting coat interrupted him. “Bacon,” he said. “Where is it?”