most Berlin cops fall a long way short of that high standard. I lit a cigarette, blew the smoke her way, and then nodded at a chunk of rock on a shelf behind her well-coiffed head.
“Is that a swastika on that bit of stone?”
“It’s a seal,” she said. “From the Indus Valley civilization. From around 1500 B.C. The swastika used to be a significant religious symbol of our own remote ancestors.”
I grinned at her. “Either that or they were trying to warn us about something.”
She stood up from behind the typewriter and quickly walked across the office to fetch Dr. Stock. It gave me enough time to study her curves and the seams in her stockings, so perfect they looked as if they’d been done in a technical drawing class. I always disliked technical drawing, but I might have been a lot better at it had I been asked to sit behind a nice girl’s legs and try to make a couple of straight lines on her calves.
Stock was less easy on the eye than his secretary but exactly as Heinz Seldte had described him back at the Alex. A Berlin waxwork.
“This is most embarrassing,” he wailed. “There has been an awful mistake for which I’m most dreadfully sorry.” He came close enough for me to smell the peppermint lozenges on his breath, which was a nice change from most of the people who spoke to me, and then bowed an abject apology. “Dreadfully sorry, sir. It would seem that the box I reported stolen was not stolen at all. Merely mislaid.”
“Mislaid? How’s that possible?”
“We’ve been moving the Fischer collections from the old Ethnographical Museum, in Prinz-Albrecht-Strasse, to our new home, here in Dahlem, and everything is in disarray. The official guide to our collections is out of print. Many objects were misplaced or wrongly attributed. I’m afraid you’ve had a wasted journey. On the underground, you said? Perhaps the museum could pay for a taxicab to take you back to the Police Praesidium. It’s the least we can do to make up for the inconvenience.”
“So you have the box back in your possession?” I said, ignoring his bleatings.
Stock looked awkward again.
“Perhaps I might see it for myself,” I said.
“Why?”
“Why?” I shrugged. “Because you reported it stolen, that’s why. And now you’re reporting that it has been found. The thing is, sir, I have to fill out a report, in triplicate. Proper procedures have to be followed. And if this Ming dynasty box can’t be produced, I don’t see how I can very well close the file on its disappearance. You see, sir, in a sense, the moment I type that it’s been found, I make myself responsible for it. I mean, that’s logical, isn’t it?”
“Well, the fact is-” He looked at his stenographer and twitched a couple of times, as if someone had a fishing line in him somewhere.
She stared at me with hat pins in her eyes.
“Perhaps you’d better come into my office, Herr-”
“Trettin. Criminal Commissar Trettin.”
I followed him into his office, and he closed the door behind me straightaway. But for the size and opulence of the room, I might have felt sorry for him. Everywhere there were Chinese artifacts and Japanese paintings, although it could just as easily have been Chinese paintings and Japanese artifacts. That year I was a little weak on my knowledge of Asiatic antiquities.
“Must be interesting, working in a place like this.”
“Are you interested in history, Commissar?”
“One thing I’ve learned is that if our history were a little less interesting, then we might be a lot better off. Now, what about that box?”
“Oh, dear,” he said. “How am I going to explain this without making it sound suspicious?”
“Don’t try to finesse it,” I told him. “Just tell it like it is. Just tell the truth.”
“I always endeavor to do that,” he said pompously.
“Sure you do,” I said, toughening on him now. “Look, stop wasting my time, Herr Doctor, have you got the box or not?”
“Please don’t rush me.”
“Naturally, I’ve got all day to waste on this case.”
“It’s a little complicated, you see.”
“Take my word for it, the truth is rarely complicated.”
I sat down in an armchair. He hadn’t asked me to. But that didn’t matter now. I wasn’t selling anything. And I wasn’t buying anything while I was still standing on my size large. I took out a notebook and tapped a pencil on my tongue. Taking notes of a conversation always puts people on their heels.
“Well, you see the museum falls under the control of the Ministry of the Interior. And while the collections remained at Prinz-Albrecht-Strasse, the minister, Herr Frick, happened upon them and decided that a few of the objects might serve a more useful purpose as diplomatic gifts. Do you understand what I mean by that, Commissar Trettin?”
I smiled. “I think so, sir. It’s kind of like bribery. Only it’s legal.”
“I can assure you it’s perfectly normal practice in all foreign relations. The wheels of diplomacy often have to be oiled. Or so I’m told.”
“By Herr Frick.”
“No. Not by him. By one of his people. Herr Breitmeyer. Arno Breitmeyer.”
“Mmm-hmm.” I took note of the name.
“Naturally I’ll be speaking to him, as well,” I said. “But let me try to straighten this pretzel. Herr Breitmeyer removed an item from the Fischer collections-”
“Yes, yes. Adolph Fischer. A great collector of Asian artifacts. Now dead.”
“Namely one Chinese box. And gave it to a foreigner?”
“Not just one object. I believe there were several.”
“You believe.” I paused for more effect. “Am I right in thinking that all of this happened without your knowledge or approval?”
“That is correct. You see, it was thought at the ministry that the collections left at the original museum were not wanted for exhibition.” Stock colored with embarrassment. “That while being of great historical significance…”
I stifled a yawn.
“That, perhaps, they were unsuitable within the meaning of the Aryan paragraph. You see, Adolph Fischer was a Jew. The ministry had formed the impression that, under these circumstances, the true origins of the collection made it impossible to exhibit. That it was-in their words, not mine-‘racially tainted.’ ”
I nodded, as if all this sounded perfectly reasonable. “And when they did all this, they neglected to tell you, is that right?”
Stock nodded unhappily.
“Someone at the ministry didn’t think you sufficiently important to keep you informed about this,” I said, rubbing it in a little. “Which is why, when you found the object missing from the collection, you assumed it had been stolen, and reported it immediately.”
“That’s it,” he said with some relief.
“Do you happen to know the name of the person to whom Herr Breitmeyer gave the Ming box?”
“No. You would have to ask him that question.”
“I will, of course. Thank you, Doctor, you have been most helpful.”
“Do I take it the matter is now closed?”
“As far as your own involvement is concerned, yes, sir, you can.”
Stock’s relief turned to euphoria, or at least as near to euphoria as someone so dry was ever going to get.
“Now, then,” I said, “about that taxicab back into the city.”
I TOLD THE TAXI DRIVER to drop me at the Ministry of the Interior on Unter den Linden. Next to the Greek embassy, it was a dull, dirty gray building just around the corner from the Adlon. It was crying out for some climbing ivy.
I went inside and, at the desk in the cavernous main entrance hall, handed my business card to one of the clerks on duty. He had one of those startled animal faces that makes you think God has a wicked sense of humor.
“I wonder if you can help me,” I said unctuously. “The Adlon Hotel wishes to invite Herr Breitmeyer-that’s Arno Breitmeyer-to a gala reception in a couple of weeks. And we should like to know the correct way to address him and to which department we should send the invitation.”
“I wish I was going to a gala reception at the Adlon,” the clerk admitted, and consulted a thick leather-bound department list on the desk in front of him.
“To be honest, they can be rather stiff affairs. I don’t particularly like champagne. Give me beer and sausage any day.”
The clerk smiled ruefully as if he were not quite convinced, and found the name he was looking for. “Here we are. Arno Breitmeyer. He’s an SS-Standartenfuhrer. That’s a colonel to you and me. He’s also the deputy Reich sports leader.”
“Is he, now? Then I expect that’s why they want to invite him. If he’s merely the deputy, then perhaps we should invite his boss as well. Who would that be, do you think?”
“Hans von Tschammer und Osten.”
“Yes, of course.”
I’d heard the name and seen it in the newspapers. At the time I’d thought it typical of the Nazis that they should have appointed an SA thug from Saxony to be Germany ’s sporting leader. A man who had helped beat to death a thirteen-year-old Jewish boy. I guess it was the fact that the boy had been murdered in a Dessau gym that had really bolstered von Tschammer und Osten’s sporting credentials.
“Thank you. You’ve been most helpful.”
“Must be nice working at the Adlon.”
“You might think that. But the only thing that stops it from being exactly like hell are the locks on the bedroom doors.”
