Dead Harvest

  The truth is, there've been thousands. Some, like Gardner, are so damn surprised, they never even see it coming. Some spend their lives in fear of the moment, and catch my scent a mile away; they beg, they plead, they scream. In the end, it doesn't matter – I always get what I came for. And I remember each and every one of them. Every face. Every name.

  I collect souls. The souls of the damned, to be precise. Not the most rewarding gig, I'll admit, but I didn't choose it – it chose me. Once upon a time, I was a man named Sam Thornton. I paid my taxes. I went to church. I didn't litter. I was a model fucking citizen, and then it all went to shit. That business with Gardner? Sixty-odd years ago that was me, and believe me, my collection was nowhere near as pretty.

  The River Cherwell glimmered in the morning sun as I strolled along its bank, the path before me empty but for the occasional enterprising Oxford student out for a pre-class jog. By noon the place would be packed with folks eager to exorcise the demon winter – couples strolling hand in hand through gardens rife with fresh buds, tourists poling rented punts up and down the river – all manner of lively good cheer I'd just as well avoid. Now, though, I'd done my deed, burying Gardner's soul deep beneath a patch of dog's-tooth violet still weeks from flowering, and I thought that for a moment, at least, I could wander in peace. I should have known better. That's the bitch about being damned – things rarely shake out your way.

  'Collector!'

  Her call came from behind me, carried like a song on the breeze. 'Morning, Lily,' I said, turning. She was a few paces back on the path, her red hair cascading down over a whisper of a summer dress, her bare feet leaving no prints on the dirt path as she approached. 'Aren't you up a little early?'

  'When I rise is no concern of yours, Collector. And I've asked you not to call me that.'

  'Right,' I replied. 'Must've slipped my mind.'

  She cast an appraising glance my way, the faintest of smiles playing across her face, and despite myself, I flushed. 'You look like shit,' she said. 'Why you persist in eschewing the living in favor of these rotting meatsuits, I'll never know.'

  'The living give me a headache.'

  'That is what they do best.'

  'This a social call?' I asked, shaking a Dunhill from the pack and striking a match.

  'Hardly. Are you going to offer me one of those?'

  'No,' I replied, taking a long drag and slowly exhaling. 'So who's the job?'

  'Her name is Kate MacNeil.'

  'Contract or freelance?'

  'She struck no bargain. Her actions are to blame.'

  'What'd she do?'

  'As I understand it, she slaughtered her family.'

  'Christ,' I said, noting her disdainful glare. 'Where is she now?'

  'Manhattan,' she said. 'I trust that's not a problem?'

  'It's a place like any other,' I replied.

  'Of course it is. But as you well know, failure is not an option. I simply thought that, given your history there…'

  'I'll get the job done.'

  'Yes,' she said, 'I expect you will. You should know that there's a timeline on this. It seems she's caught the eye of some rather influential… people. I wouldn't dally.'

  'I never do.'

  'No,' she said. 'You never do.' She caressed my cheek, a teasing gesture, and then strolled northward past me up the footpath. A warm breeze kicked up from the south, and her sundress clung to her beautiful frame.

  'Oh, and Collector?' she called, glancing backward.

  'Yes?'

  'Do try to enjoy yourself, won't you?'

  And suddenly she was gone, replaced by a teeming swarm of butterflies, left to scatter on the warm southern wind.

A few streets from the river garden, I found myself a news stand. I managed to buy a copy of the New York Times, and tipped the guy a twenty pound note – after all, I wasn't going to need it. Under the shade of a massive oak, I lit another Dunhill, savoring the richness of the tobacco. I'll tell you, their food might be for shit, but the Brits sure as hell know how to make a cigarette. My pack was still half full, and I didn't relish the thought of leaving it behind, but I had a job to do.

  MacNeil, it turns out, made the front page. My guess is it was the Park Avenue address as much as the three dead bodies that landed her there. Hell, a couple blocks further north, she might have been above the fold. I skimmed the article. Seems some neighbors heard screaming and called the police. By the time they arrived, Kate's brother and father were dead; the cops got there just in time to watch her slit her mother's throat. Took six officers to bring her down, and by the time they did, she was unconscious. Now they had her under guard at Bellevue Hospital, at least until she woke up. With a little luck, I thought, I could have this wrapped up before she even does.

  I tossed aside the A-section and flipped through the paper until I found the obits. Papers like the Times, the obituaries are always a crapshoot. More days than not, they're stuffed front to back with octogenarians of some historical import – a touching gesture for friends and family, I'm sure, but it doesn't do me a load of good. Today, though, I was in luck. A playwright, thirty-five. Pills and booze, an apparent suicide. Not half-bad looking, either. It didn't get much better than that.

  I closed my eyes and focused. My limbs grew heavy and ungainly as I pulled away. The jasmine scent of spring retreated, replaced by hollow nothingness.