“Well, forget it,” Max said. “Where I come from, it’s merely idle conversation.” He got out of the car. “If I’m not back in an hour or so,” he said, “telephone an SOS to the Chief. I put my other shoes in the glove compartment-the telephone shoes, that is. And, for heaven’s sake, if you reach into the glove compartment and come out with a 20 mm. shell, don’t try to use it to call with. Reach back in and get the shoe. I tell you that because I don’t have a great deal of confidence in your ability to remain calm under stress. Okay? Any questions?”
“Oh, go play mother,” Blossom pouted.
Max turned away, took one step, tripped on the hem of the housedress, and fell flat on his face.
“Help!” he shrieked. “I’ve been shot!”
“Boy, that’s calm under stress,” Blossom said cattily. “Get up-you just tripped, that’s all!”
Max got to his feet. Indignantly, he strode toward the building.
Since it was a secret organization, FLAG hid its operations behind a front. To those who were not in the know, FLAG headquarters looked like a conventional tourist agency. There were huge banners pasted to the windows. JOIN UP! SEE THE WORLD! TRAVEL! HIGH RISK-LOW PAY! SPY NOW-PAY THE PRICE LATER! HELP A NEEDY COUNTRY! Max entered and approached the reception desk, behind which was a gorgeous redhead.
“Yes, sir,” she smiled. “May I help you?”
“You can stop calling me ‘sir,’ ” Max said. “That’s not a very nice thing to say to a mother.”
“I’m sorry, sir-I thought there for a second — ”
“Well, you were wrong,” Max said. “If anyone should know a mother when she sees one, it’s another mother. And I say I’m a mother.”
“Yes, sir.”
“That’s better. Now then, in answer to your question, yes, you can help me. I’m looking for my daughter, a gorgeous brunette who claims her name is Noel and that she hails from Paree, Illinois. And don’t tell me you don’t know her, because I happen to know that she’s a FLAG agent and that this is FLAG headquarters.”
“I wouldn’t think of telling you I didn’t know her,” the girl said, wounded. “What sort of people do you think we are here, anyway?”
“All right, now that we understand each other, where is she?”
“Who?”
“Noel.”
“Never heard of her,” the girl smiled.
“Maybe we better take it from the top again,” Max said. “Being Noel’s mother, I’m aware that, as a FLAG agent, she is required to report in occasionally. Now, all I want to know is, where was she the last time she reported in?”
“You wouldn’t believe it,” the girl said.
“Try me.”
“Well, she said she’d just escaped from a closet, where she’d been locked in with some dopey agent from Control and his dog. Where she’d really been, I haven’t the foggiest.”
“Nice try,” Max said. “However, sticks and stones may break my bones, but allusions to dopey will never hurt me. And that goes for my dog, too.”
“Oh, you’re the one,” the girl said. “I can hardly believe it. Noel said you were kind of cute.”
“It’s these clothes,” Max said. “You should see me when I’m not pretending to be somebody’s mother.”
“I’ll bet. Look, I’m off duty in about a half-hour, and there’s a little tea shoppe around the corner. Now, if you’d like to-”
“Stow that,” Max said. “I’ve got trouble enough with that gorgeous blond out there in the car. All I want to know is: where is Noel?”
The girl sighed deeply. “Well, if you’re going to be persistent, I suppose I might as well tell you. She’s not with us any more.”
“I can hardly believe that!”
“Would you believe that she’s on vacation?”
“The only thing I’ll believe is your official check-off sheet,” Max said. “I happen to know that you keep a written record of where your agents are at every moment.”
The girl handed him a clip board from the desk. “See for yourself.”
Max ran his finger down the list of names until he came to Noel’s. “Resigned to accept better paying position with T. C. amp; S.” He looked up. “T. C. amp; S. Isn’t that the big computer manufacturing organization?” he said.
“Yeah, that’s right. Typewriters, Computers amp; Stuff. It’s up the street aways.”
“Thank you,” Max said. “I appreciate your cooperation.”
“Look,” the girl said, “just so it won’t be a total waste, that tea shoppe around the corner-”
“No thank you. I never sip tea while on duty.”
“Then maybe I could book you on a tour somewhere,” the girl said. “We have a bargain in African safaris this week.”
“Some other time,” Max said, backing away.
“Well, listen, so long as we can’t do business, there’s something I’d like you to know.”
“Yes?”
“At no time did I ever think you were somebody’s mother,” the girl said.
Max halted. He stared at her, pained. “You really know how to hurt a mother,” he said. He turned and stalked out.
10
When Max reached the car he removed his motherly-looking clothes and changed back into his shoes and his telephone.
“Well?” Blossom said.
“It paid off,” Max reported. “Noel has resigned from FLAG and taken a job with T. C. amp; S.”
“Typewriters, Computers amp; Stuff? That big, worldwide computer manufacturing organization? Whatever for?”
“The triple cross,” Max said. “She’s gone into business for herself. Apparently she’s discovered that that’s where Fred is hiding, and she’s gone after him on her own. Instead of turning him over to FLAG, she’ll peddle him herself. To the highest bidder, no doubt.”
“That doesn’t sound very nice,” Blossom said.
“No, it isn’t. But it’s a living.” Max started the engine. “One thing though, now we know where Fred is,” he said. “It’s a natural. What better place for a computer to hide than among the world’s largest collection of computers?” He turned the car into traffic. “T. C. amp; S. is only a few blocks from here. We may be able to wrap this case up before dinner.”
“What makes you think she’s been sitting around waiting for us to catch up with her?” Blossom said. “By now, she’s probably robotnapped Fred again and skipped the country with him.”
“You forget-the Chief has agents posted at all the airports, train stations and bus terminals. She could never slip through the net.”
“And boat docks,” Blossom said. “But she could have rented a car and driven him out of the city, you know.”
Max glared at her. “Now, you tell me. Why didn’t you mention that while I had the Chief on the phone?”
“Little me? Stupid me? A woman?”
“I think I detect a note of sarcasm,” Max said. “This is no time to let personal feelings creep into our relationship. We’re a team. We have to pull together. So, from now on, knock off that bilge, and just do what I tell you. And the first thing I have to tell you is: don’t be sarcastic!”
“Oh… go talk to your shoe!”
“That’s better,” Max said. “It would be a good idea to have the Chief station agents at all the rent-a-car
