unpleasantly.
'So you do talk to the red-roof tavern girls. I wondered how you knew the end of that song.'
'Everyone goes to a red-roof tavern,' Sanval admitted, 'when they are young. To hear the stories. You know, about the dragons, and the adventurers, and the great deeds done in the rest of the world. But in all the stories, people like you… They always own many items of magic that they use to defeat their foes. Great and terrible weapons of power are carried by all the mercenaries. That is what they say in the camp.'
'You should never believe camp gossip,' said Kid, reaching past Sanval to snag another piece of bread and stuff it into his cheek like a berrygobbler.
'Sound advice. What they always leave out in the ballads and the camp gossip is that magic costs, and red- roof adventurers like me rarely can afford much.' Ivy looked at Sanval, a man who could afford to bring three horses to a siege camp, along with the necessary servants. He wore full half-plate armor, forged just for him, properly fitted and certainly kitted underneath with leather, silk, cotton padding, and whatever else was deemed necessary for his comfort. He probably even owned more than one shirt although she asked him just to make sure.
'I brought twelve shirts with me,' he replied.
'I have two, one clean and one not,' she said, but he did not look enlightened. She gave him a basic lesson in economics, the mercenary version of economics. 'Magic costs. Gold. Coin. Gems. It takes wealth to buy the best spells and best enchanted items. We do all right, but we never make that much. And what we earn goes back to the farm. We made a promise to each other-that was what we would do.'
'But he has magic,' said Sanval, nodding toward Archlis.
'Because he is a wicked wizard!'
'Magelord, my dear,' said Kid. 'He stole that title from my master Toram, when he took Toram's book and Ankh.'
'Magelord, magician, whatever he prefers to call himself, I would wager he's not trying to pay for a working farm, with vinestock that needs replacing, and a mule that deliberately goes lame when it doesn't want to haul the wagon (and nobody will let me turn into shoe leather), and more dogs and cats than you can count-or feed-because somebody is always dragging home some poor stray. I will not even try to account for the many expenses of an ill wyvern that ended up destroying our barn roof.' Ivy subsided. There was no use trying to explain her problems to a man who could afford to bring twelve shirts to a siege camp and had probably never in his life had to sit up all night on a roof beam with a wyvern vomiting some type of acidic sludge.
'I would prefer your farm to any wizard's wonders,' said Sanval, and he sounded sincere in his statement. 'But I still wish that you had more magic, like that magelord's charms.'
'Do not forget his Ankh,' whispered Kid. 'That is a weapon paid for by murder.'
'Ankh?'
'That,' said Kid, pointing at the metal pole that Archlis leaned against. It was topped by a smooth loop of metal and a crossbar of the same.
'I though it was a crutch,' said Ivy.
Kid shook his head sadly. 'No, it is the Ankh of Fire that he stole from my master.'
'That is a rather large ankh,' said Ivy, eyeballing the length of the thing. 'I thought ankhs were little things that priests wore on their belts.'
'This Ankh was forged for a giant and casts the most terrible and powerful spells. It took Toram years to find the tomb where it was hidden.'
'What type of spells?'
'Fire spells.'
'What sort of fire spell?' Her father had hated and feared fire as much as any tree in the forest.
'Many and many, my dear,' said Kid, his ears drooping down and back, almost flat and hidden among his curls. 'Enough to burn us all. He does not bluff when he claims such power.'
'That settles it,' Ivy said to Sanval. 'You have to stifle any objections to an alliance with Archlis. You did notice how quickly he disposed of those hobgoblins and orcs,' she continued when Sanval said nothing.
'But he is the sworn enemy of Procampur,' protested Sanval.
'We are his enemies,' agreed Ivy in soothing tones. What did it take to make one man in shiny armor to see reason? 'And there are more of us, but does he look perturbed? That means he thinks he can beat us and, given the size and the number of fireballs that he was tossing off the walls of Tsurlagol over the last tenday, I think he can too.'
'He won't dare try a fireball in here,' said Gunderal, catching the end of their discussion. 'These tunnels are too narrow. He would burn himself.'
When the others looked skeptical, Gunderal said with a huff, 'Just because I can't do fire spells does not mean that I never studied them.'
Zuzzara shook her head, setting her braids swinging and the iron beads on the ends clicking together. 'What do you mean?'
'Flames spread, just like water! Simple enough for you, big sister?'
'Temper, temper,' replied the half-orc. 'You should eat something. You are getting cranky, little sister.'
Gunderal started to reply and then obviously thought better of it. She tore off a small bit of bread and chewed dainty but deliberate bites. Zuzzara smiled to see her sister follow her advice.
'What about that sphere spell?' asked Mumchance. 'That fire chased those hobgoblins and orcs precisely enough.'
'For all those reasons, we are not going to get into a fight that we cannot win and will not gain us anything,' Ivy emphasized to Sanval. 'Don't play the hero.'
'You always say that,' said Sanval in a sharper tone than he usually used.
'Because I know what heroics can bring.' A drowned mother, a father so torn by grief that he would rather be wood than human. But how could she explain that to a man raised in Procampur, who thought the world was built on straight, narrow, and well-ordered lines. One who believed you could define people by the color of their roof tiles?
'I will attack him alone,' decided Sanval, apparently forgetting that she was supposed to be the captain and the one giving the orders. She had known that was going to happen-she had just known it. 'Then you will have time to escape,' the silver-roof noble concluded with a pleasant smile.
'And do you think that you would survive such an attack?'
'That does not matter.' Sanval sounded happier than she had ever heard him, which was very bothersome to her peace of mind.
'What is the Procampur obsession with rushing in against all odds and getting yourself killed?' asked Ivy. She did not mean to sound harsh, but she did not want to fret about Sanval doing something suicidal. She had so many other things to worry about. 'That is as idiotic as your city's ban of the Thieves Guild.'
'What is wrong with our ban of the Thieves Guild?' said Sanval, distracted by the sudden criticism of the rules of his beloved city, which was exactly what Ivy had wanted.
'The ban on the Thieves Guild is unnatural, in my opinion,' Ivy said, warming to her argument on why Procampur's citizens, especially the one sitting next to her, lacked basic good sense. 'It is the same as expecting all the citizens in an entire city to come to an agreement to be honorable and deal fairly with others and not steal their goods.'
'You would prefer to be robbed as you walked down the streets?'
'Of course not.'
'Or to be allowed to rob others.'
'Not me personally, at least not friends and family. But governments and rulers are somewhat stingy and should probably be encouraged to share the wealth at times.'
'So you are willing to rob others as long as you do not know them.'
'And they can afford it. Never steal from the poor, they don't have anything worth taking.' She waited for some response. Sanval's features had settled back into the impassive, slightly stern expression that she knew so well. He did not speak. 'That was a joke. But, honestly (or dishonestly if you prefer), thieves who are ruled by Thieves Guilds avoid stealing too much too close to home. City officials supplement their pay with some nice bribes, and the world rolls on. Procampur has to be the only city to take the quaint view that all its visitors, as well as its citizens, should be free to wander wherever they want in the city without having their purses cut or their pockets
