10
We took Highway 1, stopped at San Luis Obispo for coffee. Dali wouldn’t leave the car. He got out clinging to the clock so I could slide out, and then he jumped back in the car, closing the door behind him as I ran into a place called Little Al’s and Big Mary’s Diner. I brought the coffee out along with three hot dogs, one with mustard, two with ketchup, all with onions.
“Hot dogs,” said Dali, looking at the one with mustard, “are obscene.”
He ate it obscenely and washed it down with coffee.
“When I came to this country I had the ship’s baker make a baguette three yards long,” he recalled excitedly. “What I should have had the cook make was a hot dog three yards long.”
I was on my second dog and losing my appetite.
“Yes,” he said, sitting back and finishing his coffee, “an enormous, obscene hot dog.”
Then, suddenly, the excitement was gone, and he whispered softly, “Find my painting, Toby Peters. Find my painting.”
Several miles farther along I pointed out the road to San Simeon, but he wasn’t interested. Since it was dark, there wasn’t much to see and not much traffic. Dali closed his eyes and I listened to a band playing live on an all- night Fresno radio station. Over the music I could hear the surf along the beaches except when we passed through Lucia and Big Sur, where the hills blocked the sound. We hit Carmel just before midnight. I touched Dali’s shoulder.
Without opening his eyes he gave directions to the house and added, “If one does not shave, one turns into an animal that soils his pants.”
“I’ll remember that,” I said, driving down the road toward the sea.
The house was smaller than I expected, but I could tell from the noise of the ocean nearby that in the morning when the sun came up the view would be better than I had imagined.
A light was on.
“Do not park in the back,” Dali directed.
“I don’t want anyone to see my car from the road.”
“Let me off at the door and then go to the back,” he said, then turned to me and whispered, “Here there are … grazhoppers.”
With that explained, I drove to the front of the house and slid out after him, reaching back for the clock and the briefcase. He hurried, being careful to stay on the stone path. The door opened before we could knock and there stood Gala and the massive figure of Jeremy Butler.
“Salvador Dali is here,” said Dali.
“Salvador Dali is here,” Gala repeated, taking his arm and touching his face to see if he had a temperature.
“There is a giant behind you.” Dali pointed at Jeremy.
“This is Jeremy,” said Gala. “A poet.”
Then she saw what I was carrying and sighed with relief. “Put him inside. I’ll welcome him later.”
We went in and Dali said, “This is a night of Lord Byron; he is the poet of this night. Terrors, creatures with tentacles all around us, and no comfort of the moon. I will not make such a voyage again without Gala.”
“Escargot,” Gala said comfortingly. “Snails with butter and garlic. Come.” She led Dali away by the hand.
“Thanks for coming, Jeremy. Everything all right?” I asked, passing off the clock before I dropped it.
“Yes,” he said, taking the heavy clock in one hand. “I read her some of my poetry, but she hears only one voice, that of Dali. She is very concerned that the costume party they are planning for tomorrow will be a failure and Dali will be ridiculed by the press.”
“Is there a place for us to sleep here?”
“Bedroom, downstairs. Two beds. Dali’s bedroom is upstairs.”
Jeremy led me into a small but comfortable living room with thick, soft furniture. There were three paintings on the wall with their backs turned to us.
“Picasso’s,” Jeremy explained, putting the clock on a small table near the window. “Do you expect us to be here long?”
“Can’t say,” I said, sitting in one of the chairs and sinking in. “Three people are dead because of the missing painting and three clocks. Dali thinks the killer’s dead. I think he’s got Dali’s painting and may not be too happy with Salvador.”
“Do you have any …?”
“I think his name is Gregory Novak, but beats the hell out of me where to find him.”
“I will call Alice and tell her that I may be delayed.”
“I’m sorry, Jeremy.” I walked to the wall and pulled the first Picasso out so I could take a look at it.
“Alice is an admirer of Dali’s work. She’ll understand.”
The Picasso painting, what I could see of it, since I didn’t want to take it down from the wall, was a blue and yellow eye on a sea of something that looked like little question marks without the dots under them.
“Jeremy, what the hell does this stuff mean?”
“It means nothing,” said Dali, coming into the room. “Nothing and everything. Picasso is a fraud. Dali’s work escapes, goes beyond meaning into the eternal and mysterious unconscious. My Gala tells me you are a poet. Is what I have said not true of all art?”
Dali had changed quickly and shaved. He wore a tiger-skin robe from beneath which peeked the collar and the pants legs of pink silk pajamas. In his right hand was a glass with a stem about a foot long. The liquid in the glass was orange.
I let the Picasso drop back against the wall. Jeremy mused aloud: “Each artist, with rare exceptions, is his own Cassandra, doomed to tell himself the truth and doomed never to understand it. Surrealists say that their work has no meaning. The truth is that they are incapable of seeing what it means, and certainly they are incapable of saying what it means.”
Dali had been sipping his orange drink when Jeremy began, but stopped almost immediately and then looked at Jeremy without expression.
“And who shall tell us what it means?” he asked softly.
“There are many who will tell you, but each has his own key-the Freudian, the Jungian, the Catholic, the Jew, the Marxist. Each has a key to the enigma we create and each is right yet each is only partly right because we ourselves are the only ones who can comprehend the meaning of our work, without words, if we will just look at it.”
“And why do we not look at it?” asked Dali.
“Because we are afraid of what we will see,” answered Jeremy. “Sometimes I think artists create so that others may see and the artist need not look.”
“You are a romantic,” exclaimed Dali, holding his glass up to toast Jeremy.
I didn’t know what the hell they were talking about, so I said, “I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about and I need some sleep.”
“Tomorrow we shall be busy,” Dali announced. He placed his now-empty glass on a wooden table with a little round platform. The glass just barely fit. “Tomorrow is the celebration of the setting sun, and we shall all be in pagan costume to welcome the first devil’s night of the new year.”
With that, Dali raised his eyebrows and opened his eyes wide. His mustaches twitching, he turned and disappeared into the hallway.
“Where’s the kitchen?” I asked.
“I’ll show you,” said Jeremy.
There wasn’t much in the refrigerator that appealed to us after we finished the chilled shrimp and each had a large helping of orange juice in mugs shaped like babies’ heads. Jeremy led me to the bedroom after we made the rounds and were sure the house was secure. Locked doors and windows wouldn’t keep a killer out, but they would probably make it a little noisy to break in. We agreed to sleep in shifts, three hours each. Jeremy said he had some reading and wanted to stay up first, pointing out that I looked too tired to take the first shift. He was right.
