advance money. I did have a windbreaker: showerproof, gabardine, brown, and lined with rayon. Zipper pocket over the left breast and reasonably clean. I’d picked it up new for eight bucks at Hy’s for Him. My underwear was passable, my socks dark, my trousers only slightly wrinkled and blue enough to hide any stains I didn’t want to investigate. It was the best I could do.
I dragged the mattress back on the bed, sort of straightened the covers and watched Dash crawl out from under the sofa and stretch. I gave him a few seconds to figure out where he was and then picked him up and tucked him under one arm. Mrs. Plaut’s manuscript was under the other.
I didn’t expect to avoid Mrs. Plaut. I didn’t even try. She sat peeling apples on the white-painted front porch swing, watching the neighbors when they appeared. I dropped Dash on the porch and he went down the stairs and out of sight into the bushes.
“That was some party,” I said, putting the manuscript box next to Mrs. Plaut on the swing.
“What do you think about kindergarten, Mr. Peelers?” she asked as I brushed orange cat hairs from my wind-breaker.
“I don’t remember it well, Mrs. Plaut,” I said. “I do remember Evelyn Yollin, the shortest girl in class, who-”
“No,” she interrupted when I had almost retrieved the image of little Evelyn, who might be a grandmother now. “Uncle Robert’s idea about kindergarten.”
I hadn’t read most of Mrs. Plaut’s chapter but I’d scanned it and didn’t remember an Uncle Robert. She looked up into my bewildered face.
“Not my Uncle Robert from Port Arthur, the radio Uncle Robert in New York who says we should get rid of the word
“Ah,” I said. “I haven’t really-”
“Nonsense,” she said, looking over the roofs across the street toward the eastern sky. “Plaut is a German name. What would they call kindergarten? What would they call Plaut?”
“I don’t know,” I said.
“Radio people, painters, and the emperor of Japan are crazy people,” she said, returning to her apples. “I’m going to make Apples Eisenhower. Eisenhower is a German name, too. If you do not come back before three hours it will be ready and you may have some. I cannot prevent you from giving some to the orange cat, but I would prefer that you not give him much. He’s beginning to look sassy though he no longer looks with hunger at my bird.”
“I’ll ration his Apples Eisenhower,” I promised.
“Speaking of rations,” she said. “Stamp number twenty-four in War Ration Book One is good for one pound of coffee until January twenty-one. Sugar stamp number ten in War Ration Book One is good for three pounds of sugar until January fifteen. Gasoline A coupon number four is good until January twenty-one. Stamp number seventeen in War Ration Book One is good for one pair of shoes until June fifteen.”
I didn’t ask how she remembered all of this. I just said, “You can have them all, Mrs. Plaut”
She nodded and went on, “Blue A, B, and C stamps in War Ration Book Two will be issued in February. They are worth forty-eight points worth of canned and other processed foods for the month of March.”
“You may have them all, Mrs. Plaut”
“War is hell, Mr. Peelers.”
“I’ve got to go, Mrs. Plaut. Dali’s expecting me.”
“The one from Tibet,” she said knowingly.
I’d been through this with her before so I said, “Yes, Mrs. Plaut.”
“Book or pests?” she asked.
It took me a beat to understand. “No, he hasn’t written a book and he doesn’t need an exterminator.”
“Ah,” she said with a very knowing smile. “They’re wrong about the kindergarten thing, you know.”
“They’re wrong,” I agreed. “I’ll see you later.”
My khaki-colored Crosley was, as all Crosleys are, almost small enough to pick up and carry under one arm. I’d bought mine used from No-Neck Arnie the mechanic for two hundred dollars. He’d got it from a guy who’d picked it up at a hardware store in 1940. It wasn’t a bad car. Maybe the reason it didn’t catch on was the brilliant marketing idea of selling them in hardware and appliance stores like ladders and coping saws.
I was feeling pretty good when I turned the corner at Heliotrope and drove over to Arlington to head north. Crossing the street when I got to Arlington were a man and a woman. The woman looked like Anne. I drove past and looked back. It wasn’t Anne.
I had paid No-Neck Arnie fifteen bucks to install a radio in the Crosley. Crosleys came without frills-just a speedometer, a fuel gauge, and a water gauge, but I needed company when I drove. One of the Eberle brothers was singing “This Love of Mine.” I turned the radio off and paid attention to the road.
3
The address wasn’t hard to find. It was set in white stones on a black marble slab. The house itself, a big brick English-looking thing with slanted red roofs set back about a hundred yards from the street on a paved driveway, couldn’t be seen through the small forest of trees in front of it. Since there weren’t any guards, walls, or gates, whoever owned it probably wasn’t in the movies or the rackets.
There were two cars in the driveway, though I could see a garage at the side of the house with its doors up and enough room for the Beverly Hills fire department. Inside the garage a man with his back to the driveway was washing a car the size of Hoover Dam and the color of a robin’s egg. I parked behind a white 1941 Lincoln convertible with its top down. Parked in front of the Lincoln was something I’d never seen before.
I walked over to look at it and still didn’t know what I was looking at. It looked a little like a Cord but …
“It’s a Hupmobile,” came a voice behind me.
The guy was about forty, tall, thin, a lopsided Henry Fonda type, only older with graying temples. He was wearing grease-smeared overalls. His hair flowed forward, almost covering his eyes. A spot of oil in the shape of a lima bean smudged his cheek. He was wiping his hands with a once-white rag.
“Only three hundred nineteen of them made,” he said. “Got it for less than eleven hundred. Keep it in shape, it should be worth forty or fifty thousand in twenty years. Should have bought a dozen of them but where would I put them?”
He looked around and it seemed to me he had enough room for at least twenty-five or thirty of the Hups.
He held out his hand and I took it. The grip was firm and the smile sincere.
“Barry T. Zeman,” he said.
“Toby Peters,” I said.
“That automobile J.T. is working on,” he said, nodding toward the blue Hoover Dammobile. “A 194 °Cadillac Fleetwood Series town car.”
“Looks great.”
“Take care of that Crosley of yours and it’ll be worth something in twenty years,” he said, nodding at my car.
“I need it for transportation,” I said.
“The future,” he said, pushing his unruly hair back. “That’s where I live. That’s how I made my money.”
“The present,” I said. “That’s where I live and why I don’t have any money. This is your place?”
“My place, and my wife’s. You’re the detective.”
“I’m the detective,” I admitted, following him up the stone walk to the front door, which opened suddenly. A woman the size of Alaska stepped out, closed the door, and looked over our heads down the driveway. Her yellow-white hair was bun-tight and her cloth coat was open, revealing a serious white uniform. I glanced back over my shoulder to the driveway, where a cab was pulling up. Zeman and I parted so the woman could get through.
He leaned back in. “Find the paintings and the clocks or tell them as soon as you can that you can’t do it,” he said softly. “I’ll give you five hundred cash if this is all over either way in two days.”
