one of the uniqueist in the nation… proud to have voted thefundage… the tragedy of Dr. Caulfield should remind us to be ever vi ligent..'
I saw Willet Lindy across the hall and plunged into the roiling bodies, excusing and pardoning my way his direction. A reporter from Channel 14 stared, then blocked my path.
'I know you, don't I?' she said, tapping a scarlet talon against pursed lips. 'Weren't you part of, like, a big story a few months back, don't tell me…'
I spun and ducked and left her puzzling over my fifteen minutes of fame. Willet Lindy stood against the wall, sipping a soft drink. I pulled myself from the current and joined him.
'It's Wal-Mart three days before Christmas, Will,' I said, loosening my tie and wincing at something dark dribbled on my shirt; following the same cosmic dictum that buttered bread always falls sticky side down, the stain was impossible to hide with my sport jacket. Lindy grinned and scooted sideways to give me a piece of wall for leaning. He was four years past my age of twenty-nine, but his gnomish face and receding hairline made him look a decade older. Lindy managed the nonmedical functions of the facility, such as maintenance and purchasing. I'd known him a year or so, starting when my detective status made me privy to the secrets of the morgue.
'Nice renovation of the place,' I said. 'Looks brand-new.' Lindy was a shorter guy, five seven or eight, and I had to speak down half a foot. Not hard, I was told I stooped naturally, a large puppet on slackened strings.
Lindy nodded. 'Cosmetic changes aside, we replaced much of the equipment. Plus we have things we didn't have before' he pointed to a flyspeck dot in a ceiling tile 'security cameras. Miniaturized. If something like the Caulfield incident happens again, the bomb squad can inspect the scene from a distance.'
Caulfield was the first-timer pathologist whose hand had been mutilated by a bomb meant to kill a man already dead; a horrifying event, unsolved after six months. 'Not a lot of cops here, Will,' I said to change the subject.
Lindy raised a dissenting eyebrow. 'The chief and deputy chiefs, a captain or two.'
I meant cops, but didn't have the time, or maybe the words, to explain the difference. As if cued, Captain Terrence Squill walked by, saw me, backed up. Squill and I had barely exchanged syllables in the past; he was so far up the ladder I squinted to see the bottoms of his shoes.
'Ryder, is it? What the hell are you doing here?' His eyes noted the blot on my shirt and his nose wrinkled. The director of Investigative Services was a compact and dapper man whose precise features and liquid, feminine eyes recalled a fortyish Orrin Hatch. The knot of his tie was so tight and symmetrical it seemed carved from marble. I knew nothing of gray suits but suspected I was looking at one fitted by a tailor.
'I got an invitation, thought I'd come and represent the department, sir.'
He leaned closer and lowered his voice. 'This is not an affair for junior personnel. Did you con some City Hall bimbo into slipping your name on the list? Or did you sneak in the back door?'
I was amazed at how much anger was in his eyes while his mouth remained smiling. Anyone out of earshot would figure we were talking football or fishing. 'I never sneak,' I said. 'Like I told you, I got an '
Lindy spoke up. 'Excuse me, Captain?'
'What is it, Mr. Lindy?'
'Detective Ryder was invited by Dr. Peltier. She also invited his partner, Detective Nautilus.'
Squill pursed his lips as if preparing to speak or spit, shook his head, and disappeared into the crowd. I shrugged off the incident, said I wanted to thank Dr. Peltier for the invite, and dove back into the crowd.
Clair stood at the door of her office, speaking with Alabama's attorney general and his satellites. A simple black dress set off her skin, velvet over china, and I enjoyed watching her dominate her audience. A striking forty- four-year-old woman with cropped anthracite hair and ice-blue eyes, Dr. Clair Peltier, director of the Mobile office of the Alabama Forensics Bureau, needs only spear and helmet to claim center stage in a Wagner opera. The effect is enhanced by about fifteen extra pounds, which she wears in her thighs and shoulders. When the AG and his retinue paraded away, I stepped up. With high heels she was almost tall enough for her eyes to level into mine.
'Will Lindy says you're the reason I'm here,' I said, raising my cup toward those amazing eyes. 'Thanks.'
'No thanks are necessary, Ryder. The guest list was top-heavy with police brass. The media being here, I figured it appropriate to have some detectives in attendance. I chose you and Detective Nautilus because you might be recognizable from the Adrian case.'
Carson Ryder and Harry Nautilus, token detectives, so much for the A-list. I doubted we'd still be recognizable; as demonstrated by the reporter, the media's present-tense mentality had filed the year-old case somewhere between the Norman Conquest and the Industrial Revolution. I started to thank Doc P again anyway, but an upwardly mobilized junior prosecutor shouldered me aside and presented his giggly fiancee to 'one of the top female medical examiners in the nation.'
I smiled as I walked away. 'Top female medical examiners…' Clair was gonna eat that little bastard's soul the next time they worked together.
A heavy black hand squeezed my shoulder. Harry.
'Working the crowd, amigo?' I asked.
He winked. 'A bash like this, Cars, all the politicos and wannabes getting half blammed, you can't beat it for getting milk.'
Milk was Harry's term for inside information concerning the department or its influences. Though not a political type himself, he loved departmental gossip and always had the skinny, more milk than a herd of Guernseys. He leaned whisper close. 'Rumor has it Chief Hyrum is rolling and strolling next spring, summer at latest.'
'He's taking dancing lessons?' Harry's rhyming affliction alternately amused or irritated me. Today was irritation.
'Early retirement, Cars. Two years early.'
I'd been a street cop for three years, a detective for one. Though I knew of the thicket of departmental politics, I was indifferent.
Harry'd spent fifteen years studying them on a molecular level. I requested a translation. He paused, divining.
'Gonna be power plays, Carson. Upstaging, backstabbing, and downright lying. People that do nothing but push paper are gonna make like they're the hottest shit since the devil's stables.'
'How much of that manure is gonna land on our heads?' I asked.
Harry scowled at his 'empty glass and pushed toward the bar, the multitude parting like water for a black Moses in pink slacks and purple shirt. 'Don't fret it and sweat it, bro,' he said over his shoulder. 'We're too far down the ladder to get caught in the shit storm My glass of iced tea was mostly cubes and I strained it through my fingers and swiped ice chips over my sweating face and the back of my neck. The effect was delicious in the night's heat; a cold startle of wet ice and the astringent draw of tannin. I sighed at the joy of small pleasures and leaned back in my deck chair. A gibbous moon swept above, hazy and haloed, the air glutted with wet. Hours gone from the morgue rededication ceremony, bare feet propped on the railing, I watched the golden plume of an oil rig burning off gas three miles across the Gulf. Fire from the dark water seemed as exotic as a parrot in a scrub-pine woodlands.
I live on Dauphin Island, thirty miles south of Mobile, several of them water. By Island standards my place is blush-ingly modest, a two-bedroom cottage perched on pilings over beachfront sand, but any realtor would list it for four hundred grand. When my mother died three years back she left me enough to swing the deal. It was a time in my life when I needed a safe retreat, and where better than a box in the air above an island?
The phone rang. I reflexively patted where pockets would be if I'd been wearing clothes, then plucked the phone from the table. It was Harry.
'We're wanted at a murder scene. Could be Piss-it's coming-out party.'
'You're two months late for April Fool's, Harry. What's really happening?'
'Our inaugural ball, partner. There's a body downtown looking for a head.'
Harry and I were homicide detectives in Mobile's first district, partners, our job security assured by the mindless violence of any city where the poor are abundant and tightly compressed. That shaped our world unless, according to the recently revised procedures manual, a murder displayed 'overt evidence of psycho pathological or socio pathological tendencies.' Then, regardless of jurisdiction, the Psycho-pathological and Sociopathological Investigative Team was activated. The entire PSIT, depart mentally referred to as Piss-it, of course, was Harry and me and a specialist or two we could enlist as needed. Though the unit was basically a public-relations scheme and had never been activated there were those in the department not happy with it.
